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HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

time to turn on on npr and become a humorless rear end in a top hat who wears a windbreaker constantly and drives an audi if i'm doing this i'm doing this right

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canyoneer
I only have canyoneyes for you
https://youtu.be/wwBhxBBa7tE

Jazz is cool

alnilam




jazz good

Don We Now

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.





same

https://youtu.be/9IY29EZb1pI

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMSVYi4FD5o

alnilam




A love supreme, it's good
https://youtu.be/ll3CMgiUPuU

TVsVeryOwn




This appeals to me, a jazz-skeptic, because it's got like a beat and stuff.
Here's a couple of my favourite narrative pieces:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFrDkzK1fMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyxzsUIF-3s

Robot Made of Meat


Opinion: Some jazz is good, but not all of it. Some jazz is not very good at all.

I've been studying this subject for quite some time, and this is my conclusion.


Thanks to Vanisher for the sig!

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Opinion: Some jazz is good, but not all of it. Some jazz is not very good at all.

I've been studying this subject for quite some time, and this is my conclusion.

i agree sometimes you think jazz stuff with a flute is going to be stupid but sometimes its good

and sometimes you think that guy with the sax is going to sound really awesome but then its really bad

its confusing at times

Macnult


Jazz is cool, unless it's smooth jazz. Smooth jazz is awful.

Macnult


Be careful who you say "smooth jazz sucks" to. One time I said that to a music major whom agreed with me wholeheartedly and then proceeded to say a mix of various letters and numbers to support my statement, when all I was trying to say is that I don't think it sounds good, or like jazz.

Macnult


Some cool ways to enjoy jazz:

imagine you are playing the instruments

imagine a scene from a movie, or a scenario in which the jazz song you're listening to fits right in

UWBW

Permanently banned from the Alamo

I like to apply the concepts of Jazz to my daily life. If I have to give an impromptu speech, that's "Word Jazz". What's that? I have to make dinner for guests in 20 minutes and only have 4 pieces of food in my fridge? Food Jazz. So many things in my life have gone wrong that I don't even understand which one I'm crying about anymore? Tear Jazz. Jerking off to 4 monitors' worth of porn at once across 7 different sites? Jizz Jazz.


Thanks to Koishi Komeiji for the sig

Robot Made of Meat


UWBW posted:

"Word Jazz".


https://www.youtube.com/results?sea...rdine+word+jazz


Thanks to Vanisher for the sig!

canyoneer
I only have canyoneyes for you

UWBW posted:

I like to apply the concepts of Jazz to my daily life. If I have to give an impromptu speech, that's "Word Jazz". What's that? I have to make dinner for guests in 20 minutes and only have 4 pieces of food in my fridge? Food Jazz. So many things in my life have gone wrong that I don't even understand which one I'm crying about anymore? Tear Jazz. Jerking off to 4 monitors' worth of porn at once across 7 different sites? Jizz Jazz.

me too, except add "scat" to the front of all of those. especially the last one

cda

HAIKUDICATOR

UWBW posted:

I like to apply the concepts of Jazz to my daily life. If I have to give an impromptu speech, that's "Word Jazz". What's that? I have to make dinner for guests in 20 minutes and only have 4 pieces of food in my fridge? Food Jazz. So many things in my life have gone wrong that I don't even understand which one I'm crying about anymore? Tear Jazz. Jerking off to 4 monitors' worth of porn at once across 7 different sites? Jizz Jazz.

lmao

SciFiDownBeat
HAIKOOLIGAN

Is there a genre of music that describes something like "rainy day jazz?" I really like very light, quiet, medium tempo jazz to listen to when it's raining outside. I don't think "smooth jazz" is right because that's the overly loud and percussive poo poo greasy meatheads turn on when they're about to gently caress or want to appear sophisticated

augias


SciFiDownBeat posted:

Is there a genre of music that describes something like "rainy day jazz?" I really like very light, quiet, medium tempo jazz to listen to when it's raining outside. I don't think "smooth jazz" is right because that's the overly loud and percussive poo poo greasy meatheads turn on when they're about to gently caress or want to appear sophisticated

you're thinking of billie holiday

TVsVeryOwn



SciFiDownBeat posted:

Is there a genre of music that describes something like "rainy day jazz?" I really like very light, quiet, medium tempo jazz to listen to when it's raining outside. I don't think "smooth jazz" is right because that's the overly loud and percussive poo poo greasy meatheads turn on when they're about to gently caress or want to appear sophisticated

goon.pub

TVsVeryOwn




Seriously. These guys are so good!

Ben Carsons Ghost


SciFiDownBeat posted:

Is there a genre of music that describes something like "rainy day jazz?" I really like very light, quiet, medium tempo jazz to listen to when it's raining outside. I don't think "smooth jazz" is right because that's the overly loud and percussive poo poo greasy meatheads turn on when they're about to gently caress or want to appear sophisticated

cool jazz?

my new dog

butt of tut


      

alnilam posted:

jazz good

if youre hanging with me you better eat everything you put on your plate

my new dog

butt of tut


      

sad jazz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9HeY44J8KM

if youre hanging with me you better eat everything you put on your plate

my new dog

butt of tut


      

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6ekOPz80Fg

if youre hanging with me you better eat everything you put on your plate

my new dog

butt of tut


      

heres your rainy day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXzMygfvOY4

if youre hanging with me you better eat everything you put on your plate

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my new dog

butt of tut


      

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsZv-m8yDe4
theres so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if youre hanging with me you better eat everything you put on your plate

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