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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015

FRAGILE
WHITE
BABY


I seriously love whiskey and learned about a Left Hand and 19th and 20th Century.

Any other drinks a goon can order and would be out of the ordinary but delicious AND describe the main ingredient. Please no cum or pussy juice drinks. Thanks.

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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Yam Slacker

Evan Williams black label with cherry coke zero.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!


Whatever you do, never order it "strong" just order a double

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Goombay Smash is pretty rad. It's not exactly hard to find if you're in florida or bar harbour, but elsewhere it's a bit of crapshoot. Google it for ingredients, but off the top of my head it's pineapple and a couple different kinds of rum.

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Until the silence ends.


-Shark Water
Lemonade vodka
Very small amount of blue curacao to make it a light light blue
Yellow 'sand' sugar rim on 25% of the rim
Dribble grenadine in and allow to float around aimlessly, do not mix

-Florida Lightning
Everclear
Handful of washed blueberries
Dash of pink lemonade kool aid mix for distinct ultrapink color and some flavor
Strong one-two dose of weed tincture floated on top
Heavy leaf garnish of any kind
[Swallow all in one go ideally with someone taking high-flash photo the moment you down the shot]

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



The "Hegel". It's cum in pussyjuice.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003


Lipstick Apathy

-Beer
Beer

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015

FRAGILE
WHITE
BABY


Icochet posted:

The "Hegel". It's cum in pussyjuice.

:-/

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

We will make everything... Metal

I just skip the booze and go take a hit of Jenkem

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Yam Slacker

The Life Hack

Its a drive to Wendover or Las Vegas, pretend to gamble, get free booze.

Tipping optional

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



just a shoe full of absinthe.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


White Cuban - same as white Russian, but with rum and never ending hate for Fidel Castro.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

I used to drink a little number that was vodka mixed with tap water

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



64 oz can of fosters

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

i wonder whats been happening in that box of wine thats been in my fridge for 2 years. should probably give it to a homeless in case its hazardous

Boiled Water
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


A pint of grappa, served straight into a trash can on fire

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



Gin and violence.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



Those East Asian cocktails made from oolong tea and booze. Never tried, but it sounds delicious.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006




Tampons soaked in vermouth

You are a nerd
Apr 9, 2003

See?

Add a little creme de cacao to a white russian for something that's apparently called an Alexander the Great, but which mostly just tastes like chocolate milk. Use strong vodka if you want to get hosed up before the sugar makes you hurl.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Shot of baileys with a shot of lime juice as a chaser.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


You'll thank me later.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


15 pabst blue ribbons but each one is blessed by a real angel

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON


The "Gran Legacy"

1. Put on a crown of some sort, a Burger King Crown will suffice *
2. Grasp a bottle of Gran Legacy vodka in your hand (cap removed)
3. Drink from the bottle.






*do not bother with this step

magikid
Nov 4, 2006
Wielder of the Soup Spoon

The Mega Man X3

1. Insert your MEGA MAN X 3 Game Pak into your Super Nintendo Entertainment System and turn the power on.
2. Watch the introduction and the press START when the title screen appears.
3. Press the control pad up or down to move Mega Man X to one of the three options on the title screen. Then press START to choose the option.
4. Choose GAME START to begin playing MEGA MAN X 3.
5. To end the game at any time, simply turn your Super Nintendo Entertainment System off and remove your Game Pak.

Untrustable
Mar 16, 2009

Do you like it? It's haunted.


Irish Breakfast

- Jameson
- butterscotch schnapps
- orange juice

Tastes like pancakes and gets you drunk!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON


The Moroccan Gyrfalcon

1. Go to a place where they sell Skol vodka
2. Buy a bottle of Skol vodka.
3. Drink it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


The Latvian Party

1. We Have Two Cup For Vodka

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

Carthago delenda est

beer and coke

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



My grandfather stopped making moonshine after 25 people died from it in the 50's, but maybe it's time to dust off the old family recipe.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013



Isaac posted:

I used to drink a little number that was vodka mixed with tap water

Throw some ice in there if you are feeling fancy!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

The Slaw Dog

1. bloody Mary (preferably spicy)
2. mustard around the rim of the glass
3. topped with cold slaw piled high

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

i have a special drink, i call it a gin and tonic without the tonic and ice and lemon. serve in whatever glass

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014

what are those sorrows doing to young werther??

Edgar posted:

The Life Hack

Its a drive to Wendover or Las Vegas, pretend to gamble, get free booze.

Tipping optional

spotted the utah goon. what's next, going to preston to buy lotto tickets?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

I AM UNABLE TO DISCUSS POLITICS WITHOUT BECOMING A SCREECHING RACIST RETARD

Just loving pour bottom shelf whiskey down my goddamn throat, I don't loving give a poo poo

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011


Fun Shoe

Florida lightning

-Wiper fluid

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!


Hey guys guys hey check out this cool joke nobody's hard of before

"I'll take a screwdriver......... Hold the orange juice "

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011


Fun Shoe

Iíll have a cuba libre hold the cuba

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



The Litvinenko: vodka + a secret ingredient. Really fucks you up.

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1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Shot of baileys with a shot of lime juice as a chaser.

We called these cement mixers.

Also, best drink I know is a dark & stormy, with dark rum, ginger beer, and lime juice. Not really out of the ordinary.

A bar I used to frequent made really killer Pimm's Cups. I highly recommend if you can find a place that advertises them (I wouldn't order them unless they so tho, their not so easy to make well).

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