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I seriously love whiskey and learned about a Left Hand and 19th and 20th Century. Any other drinks a goon can order and would be out of the ordinary but delicious AND describe the main ingredient. Please no cum or pussy juice drinks. Thanks.
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Feb 13, 2018 07:31
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Evan Williams black label with cherry coke zero.
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Feb 13, 2018 07:32
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Whatever you do, never order it "strong" just order a double
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Feb 13, 2018 07:35
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Goombay Smash is pretty rad. It's not exactly hard to find if you're in florida or bar harbour, but elsewhere it's a bit of crapshoot. Google it for ingredients, but off the top of my head it's pineapple and a couple different kinds of rum.
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Feb 13, 2018 07:35
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-Shark Water Lemonade vodka Very small amount of blue curacao to make it a light light blue Yellow 'sand' sugar rim on 25% of the rim Dribble grenadine in and allow to float around aimlessly, do not mix -Florida Lightning Everclear Handful of washed blueberries Dash of pink lemonade kool aid mix for distinct ultrapink color and some flavor Strong one-two dose of weed tincture floated on top Heavy leaf garnish of any kind [Swallow all in one go ideally with someone taking high-flash photo the moment you down the shot]
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Feb 13, 2018 07:41
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The "Hegel". It's cum in pussyjuice.
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Feb 13, 2018 07:41
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-Beer Beer
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Feb 13, 2018 07:47
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Icochet posted:The "Hegel". It's cum in pussyjuice. :-/
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Feb 13, 2018 07:53
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I just skip the booze and go take a hit of Jenkem
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Feb 13, 2018 07:53
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The Life Hack Its a drive to Wendover or Las Vegas, pretend to gamble, get free booze. Tipping optional
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Feb 13, 2018 07:58
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just a shoe full of absinthe.
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Feb 13, 2018 08:06
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White Cuban - same as white Russian, but with rum and never ending hate for Fidel Castro.
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Feb 13, 2018 08:07
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I used to drink a little number that was vodka mixed with tap water
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Feb 13, 2018 08:21
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64 oz can of fosters
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Feb 13, 2018 08:26
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i wonder whats been happening in that box of wine thats been in my fridge for 2 years. should probably give it to a homeless in case its hazardous
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Feb 13, 2018 08:34
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A pint of grappa, served straight into a trash can on fire
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Feb 13, 2018 08:44
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Gin and violence.
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Feb 13, 2018 08:46
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Those East Asian cocktails made from oolong tea and booze. Never tried, but it sounds delicious.
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Feb 13, 2018 08:57
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Tampons soaked in vermouth
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Feb 13, 2018 09:51
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Add a little creme de cacao to a white russian for something that's apparently called an Alexander the Great, but which mostly just tastes like chocolate milk. Use strong vodka if you want to get hosed up before the sugar makes you hurl.
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Feb 13, 2018 10:06
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Shot of baileys with a shot of lime juice as a chaser.
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Feb 13, 2018 10:41
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You'll thank me later.
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Feb 13, 2018 10:42
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15 pabst blue ribbons but each one is blessed by a real angel
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Feb 13, 2018 10:53
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The "Gran Legacy" 1. Put on a crown of some sort, a Burger King Crown will suffice * 2. Grasp a bottle of Gran Legacy vodka in your hand (cap removed) 3. Drink from the bottle. *do not bother with this step
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Feb 13, 2018 11:13
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The Mega Man X3 1. Insert your MEGA MAN X 3 Game Pak into your Super Nintendo Entertainment System and turn the power on. 2. Watch the introduction and the press START when the title screen appears. 3. Press the control pad up or down to move Mega Man X to one of the three options on the title screen. Then press START to choose the option. 4. Choose GAME START to begin playing MEGA MAN X 3. 5. To end the game at any time, simply turn your Super Nintendo Entertainment System off and remove your Game Pak.
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Feb 13, 2018 11:24
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Irish Breakfast - Jameson - butterscotch schnapps - orange juice Tastes like pancakes and gets you drunk!
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Feb 13, 2018 11:29
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The Moroccan Gyrfalcon 1. Go to a place where they sell Skol vodka 2. Buy a bottle of Skol vodka. 3. Drink it.
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Feb 13, 2018 11:36
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The Latvian Party 1. We Have Two Cup For Vodka
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Feb 13, 2018 11:44
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beer and coke
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Feb 13, 2018 11:48
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My grandfather stopped making moonshine after 25 people died from it in the 50's, but maybe it's time to dust off the old family recipe.
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Feb 13, 2018 11:55
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Isaac posted:I used to drink a little number that was vodka mixed with tap water Throw some ice in there if you are feeling fancy!
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Feb 13, 2018 12:03
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The Slaw Dog 1. bloody Mary (preferably spicy) 2. mustard around the rim of the glass 3. topped with cold slaw piled high
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Feb 13, 2018 13:55
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i have a special drink, i call it a gin and tonic without the tonic and ice and lemon. serve in whatever glass
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Feb 13, 2018 13:56
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Edgar posted:The Life Hack spotted the utah goon. what's next, going to preston to buy lotto tickets?
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Feb 13, 2018 14:16
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Just loving pour bottom shelf whiskey down my goddamn throat, I don't loving give a poo poo
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Feb 13, 2018 14:20
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Florida lightning -Wiper fluid
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Feb 13, 2018 14:21
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Hey guys guys hey check out this cool joke nobody's hard of before "I'll take a screwdriver......... Hold the orange juice  "
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Feb 13, 2018 14:24
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I’ll have a cuba libre hold the cuba
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Feb 13, 2018 14:47
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The Litvinenko: vodka + a secret ingredient. Really fucks you up.
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Feb 13, 2018 14:49
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Shot of baileys with a shot of lime juice as a chaser. We called these cement mixers. Also, best drink I know is a dark & stormy, with dark rum, ginger beer, and lime juice. Not really out of the ordinary. A bar I used to frequent made really killer Pimm's Cups. I highly recommend if you can find a place that advertises them (I wouldn't order them unless they so tho, their not so easy to make well).
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