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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
boy, i wish my name was remington

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
'dr remington flankattack'. gently caress yeah

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus posted:

Between 2009 and 2017 my family and I had to sleep in shifts to ensure Obama wouldn't be able to steal from us, and he still managed to get two antique derringers, a Barbie Starlight Adventure hunting rifle, and our copy of the Qur'an where every mention of Mohammad is crossed out and replaced with "butthead."

lol

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pawn 17 posted:

I dub thee Bushmaster.

:thurman:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

im glad of it

i remember a simpler time when 'rifling' meant something as innocent as 'rifling' thru ur laundry hamper searching for the keys to your gun safe

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
they opened me up thinking it was a tumor but it turned it out to be a 30 pound beachball sized mass of peppermint wrigleys. the human body cant digest this stuff, and im glad these big corporations are finally being sent a message in the only language they understand: money, namely, losing shitloads of it. chew on that, you loving jackals.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
guns, guns, of course. guns. yes, very sad, of course, the children.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Zorodius posted:

that's weird because I want to shoot something now more than ever

just not in my hair ;)

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you have to cut the hair out with the loving wrigleys. they don't tell u that. vampyres, jackles.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
how droll

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

myDad posted:

I think you guys are getting the constitution and the bill of rights confused

what about a bill of lefts

HA HA HA HA

*reaches for scrapbook titled 'joke ideas 4 seinfeld reboot'*

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