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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

I ain't got all day!


Passenger seat? Trunk? Ride in the driver's lap?
Where do you sit goons.

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Communist Toast
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

if the driver is black i will sit in the front passenger seat cause i don't want him to think i am a racist person.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

How am I supposed to suck his dick from the backseat??

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015



I use Lyft OP.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006



On the hood, as is custom.

null
Feb 19, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


Fun Shoe

always sit behind the driver, make some small talk then offer them a massage - gotta maintain 5* passenger rating

BRISTOL PALINS BABY
Aug 25, 2005

By Crom! These instruments are AMAZING!


on the gear shift

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005



People who sit in the front and they're the only passenger are weird. The Uber guy is my driver, not my friend that I want to talk to. I prefer the only interaction to be "hi, where to" in the beginning and "that'll be ____" at the end.

ausgezeichnet
Sep 18, 2005

FUCK YOU, that's my name

I always sit in the Rocco Lampone seat. You never know when you'll need to whack an Uber driver.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

Hi guys I've realized that Judaism is the right way to go and i'm converting!!! I'm making aliyah to Israel and want some hot guys to "cum" with me I hope they have gloryholes in Tel Aviv! Shalom!

tied up and in the trunk where i belong

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010



Salad Prong

It's just a taxi op. Sit in the back and NEVER make eye contact through the drivers rear view mirror.

If you do they can legally murder you and dump your corpse in a ditch.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



Backseat, behind the driver, my walther ppk pointed at him at all times.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

When I was using Uber I rode passenger.
I had no idea this was ever a question until it was mentioned here a while back.

Though I'm from a smaller city and don't use cabs. Oddly if I did use a cab, I'd sit in the back and think nothing of it, and I have no idea why.

Koyaanisgoatse
Apr 23, 2014



On the driver's lap

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


On whomever's face that I am allowed

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Icochet posted:

Backseat, behind the driver, my walther ppk pointed at him at all times.

Same, but it's my Tec-9. Gotsta keeps it real

null
Feb 19, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


Fun Shoe

I'm currently working on The Complete Moron's Guide to Uber. It covers stuff like where to sit, how much to tip, what to do if the driver talks to you, etc. Bookmarked this thread and needless to say it will probably be cited.

BRISTOL PALINS BABY
Aug 25, 2005

By Crom! These instruments are AMAZING!


if it's a Pool ride, and a girl gets into the car with me, i always spend the rest of the ride intensely flirting with her.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


On the D.

If lady driver, on the lady-D.

HELLBITCH
Sep 15, 2017



On my butt lol

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.


Hair Elf

I fasten a wooden rocking chair on the roof.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008

hey hey


HELLBITCH posted:

On my butt lol

I also sit on this guy's butt

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet




just lol if you use one of these services sober enough to remember any detail about the ride

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Everything I post is dumb and wrong


i dont like uber i get normal taxis because i don't want to be live streamed on Twitch

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

COMFY FLEECE SWEATERS ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Heh, Uber. Pffft. I only take limousines.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005



Rutibex posted:

i dont like uber i get normal taxis because i don't want to be live streamed on Twitch

Will they turn that poo poo off if you ask them to? I'd instantly rate the guy the minimum amount of stars and get out and call a real taxi if he tried to livestream our ride while twitch people try to be funny spamming the stupid "this driver is a sex offender" etc cliches on text to speech.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

YOU CAN NOT BUST THE KRUST


Front seat, I also talk loudly about how great Trump is to either make a new friend or make them uncomfortable. Some how I have a 3 star rating.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

back right seat

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015


I don't take Uber, they are a lovely company that exploits its "contractors".

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice

last time I took an uber the guy's phone rang over the speakers & after the awkward silence I said, "Hello?"

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

ASK ME ANYTHING (AMA) ABOUT BEING LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS WOMAN AND JASON VOORHEES.

I just order the uber, slash its tires and then call a cab. and slash its tires

Hell Stink
Dec 4, 2017


Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Front seat, I also talk loudly about how great Trump is to either make a new friend or make them uncomfortable. Some how I have a 3 star rating.

Is that rounded? And what is your sample size?

haterade
Mar 28, 2009

our future

back passenger seat....... Why would you ever do anything else.........

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

ASK ME ANYTHING (AMA) ABOUT BEING LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS WOMAN AND JASON VOORHEES.

haterade posted:

back passenger seat....... Why would you ever do anything else.........
how do you poke the back of the driver's head from the passenger side

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005



haterade posted:

back passenger seat....... Why would you ever do anything else.........

Because young people want to interact with the people providing them a service for some reason instead of ignoring them like normal people. I don't get it, like I tried airbnb once and this rear end in a top hat is trying to get to know me before I go, just give me the keys. also it didn't have room service, worst hotel ever.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Megamarm

On knees in front of the drivers seat

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

ASK ME ANYTHING (AMA) ABOUT BEING LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS WOMAN AND JASON VOORHEES.

serious norman posted:

On knees in front of the drivers seat
Fellatio is much safer from the passenger seat

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Hector Beerlioz posted:

back right seat

Poor choice



back, and to the left

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

im sorry nobody gave a shit about your post in the boat crash thread so you had to make a 0-content spinoff thread just for it so someone could give you enough recognition to call you a shithead.

Hell Gem

drivers lap

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