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Passenger seat? Trunk? Ride in the driver's lap? Where do you sit goons.
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if the driver is black i will sit in the front passenger seat cause i don't want him to think i am a racist person.
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Feb 13, 2018 16:43
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How am I supposed to suck his dick from the backseat??
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Feb 13, 2018 16:46
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I use Lyft OP.
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Feb 13, 2018 16:47
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On the hood, as is custom.
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Feb 13, 2018 16:51
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always sit behind the driver, make some small talk then offer them a massage - gotta maintain 5* passenger rating
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Feb 13, 2018 16:52
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on the gear shift
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Feb 13, 2018 16:52
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People who sit in the front and they're the only passenger are weird. The Uber guy is my driver, not my friend that I want to talk to. I prefer the only interaction to be "hi, where to" in the beginning and "that'll be ____" at the end.
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Feb 13, 2018 16:53
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I always sit in the Rocco Lampone seat. You never know when you'll need to whack an Uber driver.
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Feb 13, 2018 16:53
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tied up and in the trunk where i belong
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Feb 13, 2018 16:54
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It's just a taxi op. Sit in the back and NEVER make eye contact through the drivers rear view mirror. If you do they can legally murder you and dump your corpse in a ditch.
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Feb 13, 2018 16:55
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Backseat, behind the driver, my walther ppk pointed at him at all times.
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Feb 13, 2018 17:14
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When I was using Uber I rode passenger. I had no idea this was ever a question until it was mentioned here a while back. Though I'm from a smaller city and don't use cabs. Oddly if I did use a cab, I'd sit in the back and think nothing of it, and I have no idea why.
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Feb 13, 2018 17:17
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On the driver's lap
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Feb 13, 2018 17:18
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On whomever's face that I am allowed
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Feb 13, 2018 17:19
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Icochet posted:Backseat, behind the driver, my walther ppk pointed at him at all times. Same, but it's my Tec-9. Gotsta keeps it real
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Feb 13, 2018 17:20
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I'm currently working on The Complete Moron's Guide to Uber. It covers stuff like where to sit, how much to tip, what to do if the driver talks to you, etc. Bookmarked this thread and needless to say it will probably be cited.
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Feb 13, 2018 17:21
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if it's a Pool ride, and a girl gets into the car with me, i always spend the rest of the ride intensely flirting with her.
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Feb 13, 2018 17:24
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On the D. If lady driver, on the lady-D.
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Feb 13, 2018 17:30
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On my butt lol
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Feb 13, 2018 17:41
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I fasten a wooden rocking chair on the roof.
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Feb 13, 2018 17:45
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HELLBITCH posted:On my butt lol I also sit on this guy's butt
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Feb 13, 2018 17:52
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just lol if you use one of these services sober enough to remember any detail about the ride
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Feb 13, 2018 18:28
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i dont like uber i get normal taxis because i don't want to be live streamed on Twitch
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Feb 13, 2018 18:29
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Heh, Uber. Pffft. I only take limousines. 
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Feb 13, 2018 18:31
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Rutibex posted:i dont like uber i get normal taxis because i don't want to be live streamed on Twitch Will they turn that poo poo off if you ask them to? I'd instantly rate the guy the minimum amount of stars and get out and call a real taxi if he tried to livestream our ride while twitch people try to be funny spamming the stupid "this driver is a sex offender" etc cliches on text to speech.
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Feb 13, 2018 18:36
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Front seat, I also talk loudly about how great Trump is to either make a new friend or make them uncomfortable. Some how I have a 3 star rating.
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Feb 13, 2018 18:53
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back right seat
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Feb 13, 2018 18:55
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I don't take Uber, they are a lovely company that exploits its "contractors".
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Feb 13, 2018 19:07
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my dog died im sad posted:I use Lyft OP.
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Feb 13, 2018 19:16
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last time I took an uber the guy's phone rang over the speakers & after the awkward silence I said, "Hello?"
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Feb 13, 2018 19:24
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I just order the uber, slash its tires and then call a cab. and slash its tires
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Feb 13, 2018 19:29
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Front seat, I also talk loudly about how great Trump is to either make a new friend or make them uncomfortable. Some how I have a 3 star rating. Is that rounded? And what is your sample size?
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Feb 13, 2018 19:29
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back passenger seat....... Why would you ever do anything else.........
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Feb 13, 2018 19:31
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haterade posted:back passenger seat....... Why would you ever do anything else.........
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Feb 13, 2018 19:33
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haterade posted:back passenger seat....... Why would you ever do anything else......... Because young people want to interact with the people providing them a service for some reason instead of ignoring them like normal people. I don't get it, like I tried airbnb once and this rear end in a top hat is trying to get to know me before I go, just give me the keys. also it didn't have room service, worst hotel ever.
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Feb 13, 2018 19:45
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On knees in front of the drivers seat
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Feb 13, 2018 19:46
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serious norman posted:On knees in front of the drivers seat
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Feb 13, 2018 19:48
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Hector Beerlioz posted:back right seat Poor choice  back, and to the left
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Feb 13, 2018 19:51
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drivers lap
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Feb 13, 2018 19:55
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