When you Uber where do you sit

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > When you Uber where do you sit

null: Feb 19, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

always sit behind the driver, make some small talk then offer them a massage - gotta maintain 5* passenger rating

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null: Feb 19, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

I'm currently working on The Complete Moron's Guide to Uber. It covers stuff like where to sit, how much to tip, what to do if the driver talks to you, etc. Bookmarked this thread and needless to say it will probably be cited.

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