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I was watching a college football game a few years back and the coach was doing an atrocious job of managing the time on a 2 minute drill. Someone was losing their loving poo poo over it, and the line that still makes me smile is "WHAT THE gently caress WAS HE SAVING THOSE TIMEOUTS FOR, TO TRADE IN FOR VALUABLE PRIZES AT HALF TIME!?!
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Feb 15, 2018 20:53
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the hawaii goons who got their tree-uprooting machine stolen after securing it to a tree
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Feb 15, 2018 20:54
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Every drat time I see it.
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Feb 15, 2018 20:55
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Who What Now posted:https://storify.com/jasperrolls/the-silent-hill-wiki-circumcision-meltdown-of-2015 I think circumcision is a weird part of our culture since it has no real purpose anymore but I also think these people are mentally ill.
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Feb 15, 2018 20:56
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The claims about the impending new ice age that were being made back in the mid to late 70s.
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Feb 15, 2018 20:59
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hulk hogan meat shoes
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Feb 16, 2018 04:21
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on hold with sex line posted:in this moment i am euphoric
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Feb 16, 2018 04:23
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Crawl diary Ppppowerbook "Your poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded" Rereading terry pratchett books for the billionth time.
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Feb 16, 2018 07:13
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Watch bush start a loving war
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Feb 16, 2018 07:25
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That photo of some couple out in public somewhere (with some bitter incel comment accompanying it), and at the bottom of the frame is the photographer's own shadow and he's this fat poo poo in a fedora. I can't remember al the details but I remember how happy it made me.
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Feb 16, 2018 09:17
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a thread in which every day, Abe gets owned really hard
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Feb 16, 2018 09:42
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Someone please post the razer ces after party posts. I lol hard reading it.
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Feb 16, 2018 09:43
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in the same vein as the fatty jerky the post where someone talked about eating bacon with all the drippings and eggs as their main meal for a low carb diet then followed up with a post saying their doctor have prescribed them high cholesterol medication at a rip old age of 21 edit: 
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Feb 16, 2018 10:03
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i like forums user lonesomedwarf and everything he posts. one time he said 'my dick is short and thick like a 2 inch baobab tree.' haha he's pretty funny
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Feb 16, 2018 10:10
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that time Lowtax got beaten up be Uwe Boll
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Feb 16, 2018 10:21
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those posts where some guy goes to a Razer presentation at E3 or something. They're loving gross and weird as gently caress but amazing https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 E: lol that the weird Razer tablet in that thread was basically a Switch 5 years ago Bardeh fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Feb 16, 2018 |
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Feb 16, 2018 11:05
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He lit a Nicosheen brand swaggerette and took a dip drag, sinking farther into his inferior horologue. He thought of Nina and her mellifluous buttocks that he used to love to bang. Even now his nano enhanced hearing could almost hear her vagina lips quivering with moisture and also pleasure, like a slice of synth-ham being tongued by one of Malaprop’s slamhounds. When he got back to City5, he was going to do some sex, no doubt about that. “That’s right doll” he said to nobody and the wind. They were going to do it hard. He smiled, blowing smoke from his nostrils. They were going to do it cyber hard.
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Feb 16, 2018 11:45
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Who What Now posted:https://storify.com/jasperrolls/the-silent-hill-wiki-circumcision-meltdown-of-2015 This is a thing of beauty.
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Feb 16, 2018 12:28
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I still read this in Fragmaster's voice... So you're working out and getting buff so you are strong to do what? "Getting women" as if they are objects to do what? gently caress them and forget about it? Some life. "Getting women" improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being "playa"s. Who gives a drat about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment? Video games are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form - by playing through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, loving some chick, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a night.
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I have this one marked down as coming from Cavefish: quote:here's some advice: no one gives a gently caress how much you lift besides gay power bears and autistic internet lifters. People give even less of a gently caress how much you lift if you look like a big bag of poo poo OH BUT I CAN SQUAT A LOT thats great but can a jersey shore skank rail an 8 ball of coke off your chiseled abs I didn't think so. I get the feeling most people want to do smolov or something similar so they can be like "i told u i was hardcore" when their lovely squat goes up 30lbs to the detriment of their other lifts and physique because they're lazy and train like poo poo already and are impatient or want to play the starting strength spreadsheet rpg and minmax their stats and oh look MY GAINS and basically i'm not saying this applies to you but the majority of this forum is a bunch of loving retards who would rather spend time jerking off over fat or average chicks posting lovely progress pics than actually learning how to improve themselves and I hope you all die alone where is your god mark rippetoe now?
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communism bitch posted:That photo of some couple out in public somewhere (with some bitter incel comment accompanying it), and at the bottom of the frame is the photographer's own shadow and he's this fat poo poo in a fedora. I can't remember al the details but I remember how happy it made me. The best part of that is it's accompanied by him saying something like "I don't understand how I'm single and these goobers wearing basketball shorts always get cute girls".
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I wish I remember who wrote it, because it kills me so much I screenshotted it:quote:Day... I don’t remember how many days.
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Feb 16, 2018 18:26
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I agree on Pnurtis. Still get a kick out of that.
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Feb 16, 2018 18:34
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did you just unironically post a 9Gag meme 
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Feb 16, 2018 18:59
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Why? Is this thread a salad?
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Feb 16, 2018 19:47
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Show bobs and vagene Indian men posting on the internet will never not be funny to me
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Hyrax Attack! posted:WTF DND about X-Men is joyous. I like how at first Zack tries to rein in Steve to keep the X-Men in character but eventually lets him start beating prisoners. His Rogue strategy is hilarious. Thank you for reminding me of this. Read it again and I was in tears.
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Feb 16, 2018 21:35
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 Two weeks until his 43rd! It's gonna be a humdinger.
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Feb 16, 2018 21:41
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:The best part of that is it's accompanied by him saying something like "I don't understand how I'm single and these goobers wearing basketball shorts always get cute girls". 
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Feb 16, 2018 21:59
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that is absolutely 100% a joke post
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Feb 16, 2018 22:42
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gently caress! man that was five fuckin years ago already jfc
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Feb 16, 2018 22:56
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I miss crews and sigs all over the place
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Feb 16, 2018 22:56
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I can't find it but there was some really horrible fetish fanfiction story that ended with the main character's balls being crushed and somebody telling him "loving die you meatball shithead" I always chuckle when thinking about the term "meatball shithead"
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Feb 16, 2018 23:55
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This is a goo0d thread. I have nothing funny. I am not funny.
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What was that poo poo about things turning into meat, delitized pikachu or something
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