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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

:synpa: the deadliest place on earth!

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Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Colonel Cancer posted:

Sons of Anakin sounds like they were going for a bad Sons of anarchy pun. Bet they swoop race.

Thanks for cracking that code for us.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Chip'n'Dale'n'Paulie Walnuts.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

popewiles posted:

Thanks for cracking that code for us.

You are very welcome.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Colonel Cancer posted:

I bet there is some weird fuckrd up sex poo poo going on in most of these Disney "social clubs". Fat white men railing Goofy? Perhaps.

i bet goofy is hung as gently caress

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
im a lost boiii myself op : )

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
Mickey Mouse is gonna get shot at a meeting of the gangs and one gang is gonna get blamed and have to fight all the way back to their turf at Epcot

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

VikingSkull posted:

Mickey Mouse is gonna get shot at a meeting of the gangs and one gang is gonna get blamed and have to fight all the way back to their turf at Epcot

epcot isnt at disneyland you idiot

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Who wants to join my social club, the O'Malley Alley Cats? We're a group of well-armed feline furries who strut the streets while snapping our fingers to the beat of Ev'rybody Wants to Be a Cat. We're currently in a feud with the Merry Men, a bunch of loving nerds dressed in velour vulpine costumes who roleplay some lame medieval poo poo and keep yodeling "oo de lally." Yeah, I'll oo de lally that rear end, Little John!

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Much like actual criminals I bet if you called a member of theirs a "goof" you end up floating between boats in It's a Small World.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:

it's another one of the myriad of ways our material consumer capitalist culture is straight breaking people's minds
we live in a highly atomized society and a lot of people are alienated from their work. (the guy in the anakin club is a truck driver, probably a contractor.) people naturally need social lives though so they build them in the only way they know how -- around disney characters.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Huh, it IS open. Wtf am I thinking of then? Maybe it's a small world?

Was open when I was there ~5 years back. IDK

feller
Jul 5, 2006


VikingSkull posted:

Mickey Mouse is gonna get shot at a meeting of the gangs and one gang is gonna get blamed and have to fight all the way back to their turf at Epcot

woah, that sounds like the warriors!

*tags the colonel back in*

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I worked at EPCOT. I'd hang at the other parks sometimes since it was free. I once smelled crack smoke in the bathroom by Snow White's castle and got a surprise humpy hug from Tigger.

Well, I kinda knew the dude in the Tigger suit but didn't know it was him at the time. Very unsettling and that's why I'm a furry today.

Good luck to the old security guys in golf carts if they got gangs runnin Main Street now.

Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Feb 14, 2018

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I thought this would be about one of those secret restaurants at Disney you have to wait like 10 years on a list for to be considered for a reservation, even if you're an A-list celeb or billionaire, but this was somehow better

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The Gangs of Walt Disney

Once Upon A Time in Anaheim

what else

Goof Fellas

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Moridin920 posted:

The Gangs of Walt Disney

Once Upon A Time in Anaheim

what else

Goof Fellas

To Live and Die in Disné.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
The Snoopranos

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Oh wait that's Peanuts.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ElectricSheep posted:

I thought this would be about one of those secret restaurants at Disney you have to wait like 10 years on a list for to be considered for a reservation, even if you're an A-list celeb or billionaire, but this was somehow better

lol wait really

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
A coworker said she was heading to her starwars group after work. I decided it was best not ask what that is. These disney gangs are more or less what I imagine it to be.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
There isn't a single thing good or bad about Disneyland that I hate. I can only imagine my delight if I was kicked out forever for attempting to murder a Disneyland hoodlum or for sucking dick behind Space Mountain.

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

Milo and POTUS posted:

lol wait really

yes it's called club 33 and here's a article noted noise artist boyd rice wrote about going to
It https://drunkard.com/11-03-club-33-3/
this is the same guy who in 1976 tried to give president fords wife, betty ford, a skinned sheep's head.
he's friends with some of the church of satan dudes and likes to use fascist imagery in his music.
I don't think he's actually racist, though.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
boyd rice is preeeeeettty sketch tho my man, moreso than his weirdo neofolk friends

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
I didn't realize there was a Comet Ping Pong franchise in Disneyland.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The BK Kids' Club really expanded over the past few years

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Hustlin Floh posted:

The BK Kids' Club really expanded over the past few years

:golfclap:

Galaxy Brain
Dec 13, 2017

by Lowtax


quote:

• Fite [White Rabbits leader] accused the Sarnos [Main Street Fire Station Leaders] of being “con artists,” “scammers,” of stealing charity proceeds, gambling charity proceeds, conducting false raffles, and misappropriating funds donated for their medical treatment.

• Fite allegedly produced T-shirts people would wear in the park featuring Sarno’s name and likeness, to warn other patrons that he’s a pedophile and to report him to the police on sight.

• Fite allegedly encouraged other White Rabbits that if they spotted Sarno, they were to beat him up.

• Fite allegedly defaced the Fire Station 55 logo and threatened to assault anyone wearing the logo on T-shirts or patches at Disneyland.

• Fite allegedly printed and posted photos labeling him as a pedophile in his Sacramento County community, and he aired a live podcast at a local park near his home.

• Fite allegedly made false reports to PayPal, law enforcement, and news media (including the Register) falsely claiming Sarno had committed theft, fraud and other financial crimes, and asking that he be investigated and prosecuted.

• Fite allegedly published the medications that the Sarnos have been prescribed by their physicians, making them out to be drug addicts. Sarno contends he must have hacked into his confidential medical files.

Reddit posted:

The club leader person was my main issue. The first time I met with everyone the leader person went over "rules." Told me I would be a "prospect" for about 2-3 months until they see I'm making a real "effort" with the club. (What was I supposed to do? Show up in biker attire and ask Mickey if he needs me to order a hit on Goofy Sons of Anarchy style?)

Interview with "The Main Street Elite" posted:

What do you look for in a member?
We are looking for The Elite, The Best of the Best, The most dedicated and die hard Disney fans around. Someone that knows the importance of being in a club and that respects the park as much as we do. People who pick up trash when they see it, help out cast members when they need it.

People who are here to have fun and are proud to be a part of the Elite.

"Vice.com posted:

Other social clubs of various sizes and seriousness include the Wonderlanders, Black Death Crew, Pix Pack, Jungle Cruisers, and the Hitchhikers.
...
In September, an anti–social club Twitter account called WigWagsSC started a rumor that a couple of crews had gotten into a brawl at Redd Rockett's Pizza Port, a restaurant in the Tomorrowland section of the park.
...
the social clubs participate in Disneyland charity work like the CHOC Walk in the Park and help keep the park clean by picking up trash.
"Charity work" cleaning up trash on the grounds of a for-profit corporation.

If that's not enough to convince you to bring a locker to Disneyland just to shove these nerds in it, please enjoy this stirring endorsement:

"Jezebel.com posted:

I'm not going to lie. This does sound pretty charming and rad.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
how in the gently caress is this real lmao

Galaxy Brain
Dec 13, 2017

by Lowtax

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

i bet goofy is hung as gently caress
So that's why he has to wear pants but Pluto doesn't.


Put in the time and effort and you too can one day be leader or vice president and have the honor of wearing leather in the midday California sun.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Galaxy Brain posted:







"Charity work" cleaning up trash on the grounds of a for-profit corporation.

If that's not enough to convince you to bring a locker to Disneyland just to shove these nerds in it, please enjoy this stirring endorsement:


this is a lvl beyond shameful

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Besides everyone knows we Goof Troop Gaybois have that turf on lockdown

Whenever there's a discussion happening about disneyland's refusal to officially endorse gay days in some capacity, gay guys are pretty much immediately thrown under the bus for being the real reason they have an image problem, despite the fact most of this discussion is currently happening on an anaheim fetlife group of some kind

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
any goon disney cast members care to chime in? i remember from los angeles goon meets there were some princess ppl around, care to... share your 2c on these Jokers? I can relay your comments if you prefer to be anon. Thanks

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

an anaheim fetlife group

mods namechange

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Smythe posted:

mods namechange

Done

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
Yeah you see a sad little communities on the internet all the time. This Sons of Anakin still surprises me. It's the perfect mix of internet tough guy, poser and nerd.

How often do they actually expect you to come to the park to play disney biker? Do they actually expect you to dedicate your life to this gang?

Anyway, the only cool biker mice are from mars.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TB52h6c2Ts&t=206s

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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

The part that gets me the most is the lightsaber is required by some members. It isn't a privilege you have over other members, they treat their toy swords as a responsibility. I can only imagine the hysterics if one of them lost their lightsaber.

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