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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Colonel Cancer posted:

If you think about it, boobs are kind of like female balls

To continue this great thought experiment:

Some are bigger and some are smaller.
They droop down with age.
It's unpleasant to be hit in them.
They sometimes produce whitish liquid.

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Who What Now posted:

Yes, but one is your favorite. It's like favorite children, everyone has one but they're all afraid to admit it.

Sophie’s Choice, I see. i choose Bailey Jay

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
i'm okay with a little bit of everything. vagene make me want to throw up, though, so no thanks on that one.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

unpleasantly turgid posted:

i'm okay with a little bit of everything. vagene make me want to throw up, though, so no thanks on that one.

Good thing that’s not an option then. Idiot. loving moron.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
Well, some people like a little throw up in their vagene. So I hear...

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

unpleasantly turgid posted:

i'm okay with a little bit of everything. vagene make me want to throw up, though, so no thanks on that one.

Vaginas are pretty weird looking. Dicks too. Like the more you look at them the more hosed up they get.

On the other hand, I could stare at boobs all day and not get bored. Balls too.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Who What Now posted:

Balls are for storing pee not making babies, you fool.

*looking down, making sloshing motions*
Oh yeah? Whose pee?

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
Wasn't this a game on Newgrounds circa 2002

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
bailey jay

cnut
May 3, 2016

Wanna motorboat some tittays.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Skypie posted:

Wasn't this a game on Newgrounds circa 2002

Wasn't your post a shut up circa 2000-gently caress-you?

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Who What Now posted:

Wasn't your post a shut up circa 2000-gently caress-you?

Hey man, I'm not discriminating here.

The answer is boobs btw

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Xaintrailles posted:

*looking down, making sloshing motions*
Oh yeah? Whose pee?

don't suck in pee through your penis like a straw, forums user Xaintrailles.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Colonel Cancer posted:

To continue this great thought experiment:

Some are bigger and some are smaller.
They droop down with age.
It's unpleasant to be hit in them.
They sometimes produce whitish liquid.

I had a whole angry rant ready to go but then I realised you didn't actually say it's unpleasant to be hit with them.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
boobs were big in the 90s and 2000s, now in the 2010s its all about rear end and thiccness. what will the 2020s hold? we'll see.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Smythe posted:

boobs were big in the 90s and 2000s, now in the 2010s its all about rear end and thiccness. what will the 2020s hold? we'll see.

I think boobs will make a comeback.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Smythe posted:

boobs were big in the 90s and 2000s, now in the 2010s its all about rear end and thiccness. what will the 2020s hold? we'll see.

Return of the bush

cnut
May 3, 2016

Lemon posted:

Return of the bush

:cry:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's gonna be the thews

vudan
Dec 11, 2010

Smythe posted:

boobs were big in the 90s and 2000s, now in the 2010s its all about rear end and thiccness. what will the 2020s hold? we'll see.

Booballs.

cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016
Who doesn’t like looking down at a nice rear end whilst furiously jackhammering your dick in and out of one of the holeZ


Nobody , that’s who

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
in the 80s it was legs btw

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Lemon posted:

Return of the bush

A little bush :discourse:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
In 2020s we will all realize that the goatman was a true visionary, far ahead of his time.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Butts, op

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Smythe posted:

boobs were big in the 90s and 2000s, now in the 2010s its all about rear end and thiccness. what will the 2020s hold? we'll see.

Thiccness is more about hips and thighs than rear end, IMO

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Colonel Cancer posted:

In 2020s we will all realize that the goatman was a true visionary, far ahead of his time.

close. it's gonna be urethra stretching

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

You fuckin disgust me and I wish the most horrific of curses upon you and your sons five generations hence.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

close. it's gonna be urethra stretching

I'm still hoping that some manner of rings will be involved. Perhaps those ridiculous millenial ear gauges, stuffed up someone's peehole? We'll see in 2 years!

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Who What Now posted:

Thiccness is more about hips and thighs than rear end, IMO

You gotta have thiccness for a nice thigh job, it's true

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
well i can do squats to make my butt bigger. i cant really make my tits bigger. yes pec exercises help but it doesnt seem like the equivalent .

anyways i like being tea-bagged so balls.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

well i can do squats to make my butt bigger. i cant really make my tits bigger.

Google says otherwise

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
man nipple or lady nipple?

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

uhh lady nipple duh

bigger is always better

areola bumps ftw

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Who What Now posted:

You fuckin disgust me and I wish the most horrific of curses upon you and your sons five generations hence.

Wow someone's mad about their Hank Hill rear end

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat

Colonel Cancer posted:

If you think about it, boobs are kind of like female balls

rubber balls and liquor

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Communist Toast posted:

man nipple or lady nipple?

I'll suck either as long as it's a C-cup or bigger

MonkeyHate
Oct 11, 2002

Dance, monkey, dance!
Taco Defender
I googled “secondary sex characteristics” on wikipedia and got a pic of a peacock tail. I guess I could get off on one of those. So yeah, hot sexy peacock tail.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Ed Balls.

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Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

uhh lady nipple duh

bigger is always better

areola bumps ftw

Wrong. A nice, dainty nipple is perfect

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