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Ziggler or Corbin?
This poll is closed.
Corbin... I guess. :sigh: 1 6.67%
Zi.... no this seems unlikely. 0 0%
♪ Burrrrrrn it dooooooown! ♪ 8 53.33%
THE BIG DOG! 6 40.00%
Total: 15 votes
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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I can't watch Smackdown because my Hulu Live broke again.

Odd that it always happens on tuesdays at 8.

It's like it's trying to tell me something.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
There we go, it's sort of working.

Dolph Ziggler is boring and has X-Pac heat.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
My problem with Dolph Ziggler is he's a great athlete but he has no charisma and nothing he says or does is remotely believable.

That's half creative's fault, half his fault.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I will never understand what this company sees in Baron Corbin.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Grant DaNasty posted:

This is bullshit. I tuned in because I was promised a Baron Corbin/Ziggler match.

....said no one ever.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Shima Honnou posted:

Same BUT Dolph Ziggler

Dolph has great athleticism he's just an awful person in real life.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Reminder: Road Dogg is a bad booker.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Of course Adam Pearce, one of the lamer ROH bookers, is a Smackdown road agent.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Grant DaNasty posted:

I wonder what ever happened to Shane Hagadorn...

Oh yeah I forgot about him. Whats he up to?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

DarkstarIV posted:

Road Dogg thinks wins and losses dont matter. At all.

I love that Jim Cornette called him out on that considering the Armstrong family's history in wrestling.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Sarah Logan's gimmick is loudly calling spots I think.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
You know who I liked a lot? Viper. Is she signed?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Codependent Poster posted:

Sarah's gimmick is 2018 female Hillbilly Jim.

I forgot who said it in their shoot interview (might've been King Kong Bundy? I forget) but apparently Hillbilly Jim liked to not flush the toilet after taking a dump because he thought it was funny.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I know they're fine because they're getting paid but do you think the roster on Smackdown hates being on Smackdown?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

VJeff posted:

Back in 2016 and 2017 they were quoted as enjoying the hell out of it.

That was before Road Dogg took over though.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
...did I just see a Coca-Cola commercial taking credit for civil rights?

First Ford now this? What is wrong with corporate america?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Le Saboteur posted:

So have they secretly cleared Daniel Bryan because I feel like they couldn't be signalling any harder that it's Shane vs Daniel at WrestleMania.

You mean he's not growing out his beard and hair again for no reason???

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
That announcer says Kevin Owens last name weird.

It stinks, fire him.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
aaaaand Hulu Live crapped out again.

I can't believe I pay money for this thing.

Pro-tip guys: don't get Hulu Live.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

shiksa posted:

hulu recently just, like, stopped working for chromecast for me recently. it's a pretty neat new feature.

Oddly enough, it only shits the bed on tuesdays. Even Hulu Live knows Smackdown is a buttfart.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Baron Corbin looks like a failed Iron Maiden vocalist.

Baron Corbin is Blaze Bayley.

Yuck.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Why is the WWE champion number 1?

I mean, isn't the WWE champion number 1 simply because he's WWE champion?

Doesn't that kinda kill the gimmick of the top 10 list?

Fart?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Jerusalem posted:

They straight up said,"Placement on the list will lead to title opportunities" and then put the WWE Champion, Women's Champion, US Champion and Tag Team Champions on it.

Edit: Bobby Roode is even having an Open Challenge for the US Title tonight, rather than somebody on the list getting the shot!

Well wins and losses don't matter, IDIOT.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
This needs to be Bobby Roode's new theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNGR792Ifk

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Le Saboteur posted:

nothing face.

hey i remember that band. whatever happened to them?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

shiksa posted:

man that loving sucked huh

how can vince look at that and be like "yeah... things are goin well"

Well wins and losses don't matter.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I do love how little of a poo poo Orton gives these days.

gently caress it, give Orton the book!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Shima Honnou posted:

fun fact meat farming is the origin of like half of all greenhouse gas emissions and basically destroying the world so lol at that commercial about how cool and good meat is for the world

I went vegetarian recently and I honestly don't miss meat. I even like unsweetened soy milk better than dairy milk.

I love cheese too much to go fully vegan though.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Jerusalem posted:

They had record revenue last year, and the changes to the tax system means next year they're going to make considerably more profits.

For WWE, everything actually IS going well :sigh:

Result: Road Dogg promoted to head of all creative.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Shima Honnou posted:

good news there's a company working to try to effectively replace meat by having figured out meat taste and i wish them luck in their efforts.

they also managed to make vegetarian eggs that work like real eggs apparently

Egg substitutes are another thing I really don't like.

I love vegan recipes that are naturally vegan. But when you start doing things like "vegan sausage" or "vegan cheese" or whatever, ya lose me.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
So I don't care about Rhonda Rousey and I never cared about her even during her MMA days. Am I right for feeling this way? Or am I missing something?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Jerusalem posted:

Yeah I'm actually legit excited about this, getting rid of cattle farming would be a wonderful thing.

LMAO you think that'll happen with a GOP-controlled government?? You are adorable!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
OH MY GOD THERE'S STILL 45 MINUTES.

How is this show longer than Raw??

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Chris James 2 posted:

I came as quick as I could to the thread once I read elsewhere that this was currently an all-time bad SD

Are you ok, friends

Wins and losses don't matter and the show is about moments.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Maybe the dude that formed Wrestlecrap is booking now.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Chris James 2 posted:

So what you're saying is even the moments are bad

No no no. I am not saying that at all.

I am merely saying that wins and losses don't matter, and that the show is about moments.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Shima Honnou posted:

https://www.impossiblefoods.com/

These are the guys. I should probably go downtown to Wahlburger's downtown sometime they sell them there but gently caress it's like $12.50 for a meal.

Oh poo poo, I saw this burger on Bareburger's menu. I didn't know that's what it was. That's cool!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Smackdown is bad and we're all idiots for watching it.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

VJeff posted:

WWE is becoming more and more WCW by the week, I swear to god.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I can't wait for Dolph to get released and do an RF shoot interview where he buries absolutely nobody because he hopes to return to WWE and be booked the exact same way.

AKA: "The Chris Hero"

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