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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


My dad makes fun of me for being 20 while still being into video games, watching people play video games and still being a virgin. He routinely asks me if I've finally lost my virginity or found a girlfriend each time I come home. He emasculates me in front of my friends by saying stupid poo poo like "At least you guys get pussy, right?" and "Maybe you guys can set him up with some girls!" He blames democrats and "nerds" like me for the sissification of America and the West in general.

I tried to explain to him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching evo and he asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?" This poo poo gets so loving annoying and it's actually having an impact on my mental health. He actually started calling me "Virgy" in public and around other people instead of referring to me by my real name. gently caress him. I'm not the one in the wrong, right?

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Grimey Drawer

another brilliant copy paste from this piece of poo poo, depicted in his true form in his drat avatar. Goldmine

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

YOSPOS


chad dad

virgin gamer son

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

What actually transpires beneath the veil of an event horizon? Decent people shouldn't think too much about that.

Link. Your. Sources.

Not hard people, sheesh.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Smythe posted:

another brilliant copy paste from this piece of poo poo, depicted in his true form in his drat avatar. Goldmine

Sorry your control button is broken but somebody has to share the good content around here

Pelosi de Bundi
Dec 29, 2006



copy paste threads should be bannable on sight

how loving low effort do you have to be to copy paste posts, jesus even poo poo posters make up their own poo poo

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006



stay strong op video games are the future

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

COMFY FLEECE SWEATERS ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

If I was a mod I'd perma ban OP then call it a career.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014



Carmant posted:

My dad makes fun of me for being 20 while still being into video games, watching people play video games and still being a virgin. He routinely asks me if I've finally lost my virginity or found a girlfriend each time I come home. He emasculates me in front of my friends by saying stupid poo poo like "At least you guys get pussy, right?" and "Maybe you guys can set him up with some girls!" He blames democrats and "nerds" like me for the sissification of America and the West in general.

I tried to explain to him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching evo and he asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?" This poo poo gets so loving annoying and it's actually having an impact on my mental health. He actually started calling me "Virgy" in public and around other people instead of referring to me by my real name. gently caress him. I'm not the one in the wrong, right?

lol. I donít know what this is from, but itís pretty good.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011

We had it all wrong. He's not a frog killer, he's a killer frog.

Smythe came out swinging

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.


Dinosaur Gum

Sorry about your thread OP

Pelosi de Bundi
Dec 29, 2006



The Dennis System posted:

lol. I donít know what this is from, but itís pretty good.

it literally came from 4chan, so yeah

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014



how'd that date you went on go, carmant?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


flick my Mr. Bean posted:

how'd that date you went on go, carmant?

What date

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!


Carmant posted:

What date

more like carmCANT make a good thread ahahahahaha

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



You're no Hakan.

Waffle House
Oct 26, 2004



Charles Bukowski posted:

You're no Hakan.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003


Lipstick Apathy

Pelosi de Bundi posted:

copy paste threads should be bannable on sight

how loving low effort do you have to be to copy paste posts, jesus even poo poo posters make up their own poo poo

lol take it to QCS or your shrink dude

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014



Carmant posted:

What date

you posted a thread about a hot date you were going on maybe one or two years ago and I forgot to check up on it.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


I'd recommend you join the Marines as soon as possible. Don't think just sign up. Tell your mom after.

If she gets upset. Tell her you did it because dad was pressuring you to be more of a man.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004



The date was a lie!

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005

Phoenixes we can believe in

Double lol the dad making sure to cut his genes from the pool.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007

WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

JakeP posted:

lol take it to QCS or your shrink dude

SOMEONE CALL AQUAMAN CAUSE HE JUST GOT DUNKED

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

Carmant posted:

What date

indeed

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018



Carmant posted:

What date

Tane
Feb 27, 2005



If you're an adult that identifies himself as a gamer and calls his feelings "feels" then you are not actually an adult and you should examine your life choices more carefully

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


I love 4chan reposts. Itís like reading 4chan without having to open a new browser window!

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009




video games good
video games bad.

hee
haw

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007

WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

Tane posted:

If you're an adult that identifies himself as a gamer and calls his feelings "feels" then you are not actually an adult and you should examine your life choices more carefully

what if Iím a babyís brain stuck in an adult body??? Then what am I?

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.


Ruggan posted:

what if I’m a baby’s brain stuck in an adult body??? Then what am I?

I dunno, probably an Adam Sandler movie co-starring Will Ferrell

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007

WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

Skypie posted:

I dunno, probably an Adam Sandler movie co-starring Will Ferrell

lol thatís good

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004


such a fuckin' bad copypasta, some other dumb fuckin' dork wrote the same thing like two days ago in gbs to the same lukewarm reception

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Yo Carmant, your next thread should be about being so mad that you slapped a plate of chicken tendies out of your momís hands as she is serving them to you.

Hell Stink
Dec 4, 2017


While the rest of these assfucks are busy making GBS threads on you for not following the unwritten code of the goons, maybe I'll try lending a little support.

First off, yes your dad's an rear end, sorry about that. No there isn't anything wrong with enjoying videogames, I'm in my mid 30s and still play, they're fun and allow me to decompress. I would recommend not trying to justify/explain to your father why you play, he won't understand and it will make it worse. Go get a job, or go to school and pull out student loans so you can move the heck out. Lastly, gain some real life skills or risk being a virgy all your life.

On a side note, pasting your problems all over the internet really isn't the best approach. If you're looking for advice it's better to be a little selective with who you're throwing this out to. I won't speak for SA but the folks of 4chan, as far as my opinion goes, aren't the quality of humans you want guiding your life.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Have you seen my glasses


I wish I had more time for videogames to fill the empty void in my soul

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most


I lost my virginity while playing video games while my dad watched and emasculated both of us. It was hot.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


I'm gonna kick the OP's butt

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007

WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

Hell Stink posted:

No there isn't anything wrong with enjoying videogames, I'm in my mid 30s and still play, they're fun and allow me to decompress.


Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014



just lol if you play video games past the age of 18 instead of spending that time doing your taxes

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Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.


Tetracube posted:

just lol if you play video games past the age of 18 instead of spending that time doing your taxes

What if I just use TurboTax and get my taxes done in like an hour, thus freeing up more time for joining erotic role play games in Overwatch

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