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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


That's right! Fuckin' feel it!!!

I've never made a call out thread before so I figured I'd try one out. See what all the fuss is about. So far I'm really enjoying it, you know? Like, it's fun to just call someone out.



I'm calling you out!

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011

We had it all wrong. He's not a frog killer, he's a killer frog.

But I haven't even done anything

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


eat more fiber

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011

We had it all wrong. He's not a frog killer, he's a killer frog.

...yet

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014



Whatever you're calling me out on is probably true. I apologize for it.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


Stop masturbating you pig

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



I think you'll find most of us work at Call In centres

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

robutt peepin'





Gonna call out with my balls out

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005


Buglord

Wait so how do I call out? Is it dial 9 then 1 then the number? Do I have to wait for a click after the 9?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

you can see me???

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011

We had it all wrong. He's not a frog killer, he's a killer frog.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Wait so how do I call out? Is it dial 9 then 1 then the number? Do I have to wait for a click after the 9?

Just use your blue box dude.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS


Aww, man. I am sorry, how did you find out?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Applesnots posted:

Aww, man. I am sorry, how did you find out?

Peepin' that sock drawer.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005
LOWTAX CALLED ME A DUMB BOX OF CRUD

and he may be on to something.

new phone who dis

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005


Buglord

I prefer out calls, OP

2 rose minimum

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007

WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

Can you call out a little louder? Iím having trouble hearing you at the moment

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


fiber softens and lubricates stools, everyone knows that. what they might not know is that it leads to deeper, more refreshing sleep.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Ruggan posted:

Can you call out a little louder? Iím having trouble hearing you at the moment

Sorry, my throat hurts from singing the high harmony to Rasputin all day.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



gently caress off tanner.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

gently caress off tanner.



Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


and while im 'calling' you guys 'out' for ignoring our old friend fiber, id point out that a high fiber diet also leads to increased bloodflow to the fetus, reducing gestation time by a whopping 50%.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Communist Toast
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

jeb bush if you happen to read this you're a real piece of work

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005


Buglord

Communist Toast posted:

jeb bush if you happen to read this you're a real piece of work

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Turn (monitor) on, log in, call out.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011


ah, finally, oblivion


OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Wait so how do I call out? Is it dial 9 then 1 then the number? Do I have to wait for a click after the 9?

just call the front desk and ask them to make the call for you. they'll think you're a major retard but on the bright side you won't accidentally call the police.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Arrhythmia posted:

just call the front desk and ask them to make the call for you. they'll think you're a major retard but on the bright side you won't accidentally call the police.

Yeah itís like, sometimes your calls get routed to dispatchers who are in prison for coercion but they worked some poo poo out with the courts where they can still take dispatch calls from jail and itís like, yeah they gotta call the police collect and they probably wonít answer but they can probably give you a number that references notes they took in their own notebook that have the potential to become a case number if someone puts enough money on their books to call the police for you.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah itís like, sometimes your calls get routed to dispatchers who are in prison for coercion but they worked some poo poo out with the courts where they can still take dispatch calls from jail and itís like, yeah they gotta call the police collect and they probably wonít answer but they can probably give you a number that references notes they took in their own notebook that have the potential to become a case number if someone puts enough money on their books to call the police for you.

Uh...

Yeah?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

I will not be afraid

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



calling out orkin mang for not posting enough deep philosophical thoughts. what's up have you gone soft?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



also calling out pyf moderator emmyok for probing pick for posting a joke about raping children? what's up have you gone soft?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011


ah, finally, oblivion


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah itís like, sometimes your calls get routed to dispatchers who are in prison for coercion but they worked some poo poo out with the courts where they can still take dispatch calls from jail and itís like, yeah they gotta call the police collect and they probably wonít answer but they can probably give you a number that references notes they took in their own notebook that have the potential to become a case number if someone puts enough money on their books to call the police for you.

you should, uh, probably just stay away from phones altogether, friend.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Arrhythmia posted:

you should, uh, probably just stay away from phones altogether, friend.

Nah gently caress you Iíll do what I want.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


anal sphincter here: apples, pears, legumes & wholemeal bread are excellent sources of soluble and insoluble fiber. when brought together, this dietary duo gives easy passage to softer stools.

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