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Last night I was walking my two dogs and their leashes got tangled up in front of me and this caused me to totally crash right on my shoulder/face on the road in front of my house because I was plastered. My shoulder is pretty bruised and I had to go in this morning to get my glasses fixed because I popped one of the lenses out and they are bent way the gently caress out of shape and they scraped the poo poo out of my cheek and almost gave me a shiner. I am fairly sure that the glasses tech lady thinks that I either got into a fight or that my wife abuses me. e: to be fair, I had literally just planted my foot on a patch of ice as this happened and was cognizant enough to go "oh poo poo" as I fell over. So, it was semi-graceful / redeemable Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Feb 14, 2018 |
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