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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)



A thread for posting all your sports poetry

Old Thread


The Isles' future is as black
as these kettles and pots
fans can't get excited
for giving up 51 shots



A team whose ship has set sail
Their mission for a cup had failed
Now its said that Hank
is on board with the tank
ALL MUST GO IN THIS FIRE SALE


My love for you burns
hotter than coals
But what gets me goin'
TD pass to Nick Foles


I forgot the flowers
I ate all the fudge
gently caress the fuckin' Yankees
And gently caress Aaron Judge


John Tavares is leaving
I've accepted this painful truth
I wish this fuckin' team
Wasn't run by one of the Bluths


:justpost:

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Roses are red
Shootouts are bad
measure is overrated
this doesn't even rhyme

iospace
Jan 19, 2038




Roses are red
Violets are blue
US Mens is bad
Blew 0-2

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Hey ladies! It's your fault if your partner beats you!
But don't worry, we've got some pink swag too!
Keep spending, keep watching, long as you're not gay!
We're the NFL, and we'll see you next Sunday!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Brad Marchand
He destroyed Johansson
Yes
YES
Marchand is out

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)



DJExile posted:

Hey ladies! It's your fault if your partner beats you!
But don't worry, we've got some pink swag too!
Keep spending, keep watching, long as you're not gay!
We're the NFL, and we'll see you next Sunday!

Rose are red
concussions are bogus
turn down the lights
Where'd I park my car?

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007



Roses are red
Violets are blue
The pens are going to threepeat
So everything is poo

Ottawa sold the farm
Just to get Matt Duchenne
They rushed back Erik Karlson
But his legs are still lame

Flyers FLYERS AHHH FLYERSSS
They should really fire Hakstol
At least they don't have Holgrem
Otherwise they'd probably trade for Cracknell

Praise be to the creator
Vegas Golden Knights are good
So many GMs letting players go
They must have misunderstood

For now we get to the end
of my really dumb and bad post
I should really check with the doctor
and have this brain damage diagnosed.

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

Aphrodite posted:

Brad Marchand
He destroyed Johansson
Yes
YES
Marchand is out

nice

There once was GM from Guelph
Who wanted a cup for his shelf
Traded Forsberg away
To get Erat to play
But instead he got fired himself.

I have eaten
the hot dogs
that were in
the icebox



Neck-less coach decides
"grit is what we need to win!"
playoff exit looms

There once was a player named Shea
from Nashville was traded a way
Though his shot had a boom
his contract was doom
and as for Nashville, PK!

Thufir fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Feb 14, 2018

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Football Enforcement
Did you smoke weed? 10 week ban!
Beat your wife? 1 week.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice






In the North live a team called the Twins
Who surprise us all with their wins
Then the Bronx Bombers come
to make the Twins look quite dumb
Endless is this cycle that spins

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:


Ferrari are red
Hot scarlet porn
Senna is dead
Stoffel Vandoorne

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

~~ smooches ~~


Defence is garbage
Drouin is not a centre
Fire Bergevin

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)



A team was in need of some structure
But the people in charge were vultures
He said, with much clout
He's a star no doubt
But does he fit in with this team's culture?

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




My love for you,
comes from deep in my gut.
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust
BUT!

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




My love for you,
is as big as a glacier.
To me that's preposterous.
Crab rangoon, things of that nature.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


goddamn it I was just going to do that

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


Roses are red
My cat is a tabby
Got mad for a quarter
And beat up a cabbie

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Youre so fuckin sexy
I wanna knock boots
I'll make you scream louder
Than Don Cherry's suits

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




His talents can put on a show.
Patrick Kane can really go!
But he played once in Philly,
and the fans would really
give him hell, chanting, "SHE SAID NO"

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


Roses are red
Women are things
Where my check, barstool?
Suddenly, a phone rings

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!




Roses aren't cheap
on Valentines Day
as Darrell Waltrip mumbled into the mic
"I hope Dale's OK'

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB



Jamie Benn is a Star
And a gent, never pushy
He'll score wide and far
But even on V-day, he won't eat your cooking.


E:

Rotten Cookies posted:

A team was in need of some structure
But the people in charge were vultures
He said, with much clout
He's a star no doubt
But does he fit in with this team's culture?

I love this.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003



DJExile posted:

My love for you,
is as big as a glacier.
To me that's preposterous.
Crab rangoon, things of that nature.

I was reading this thread from latest to oldest, saw this, and instantly thought "I can do a "Holocaust, BUT!" poem." Then:

DJExile posted:

My love for you,
comes from deep in my gut.
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust
BUT!

lol goddammit

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.


Devouring Time, blunt thou the Tiger's paws,
And make the course devour his own sweet spine;
Pluck the keen teeth from the fierce Tiger's jaws,
And orchestrate thy wrath to his hair line;
Pave long and winding routes through bulging trees,
To upraise his scores and his faded drives;
Send him toward a new love that rides on skis,
Then whisk him to still more adult'rous thighs;
O, carve more with thy hours my foe’s frail discs,
And serve new lines beneath his nasal range,
Induce once more a hopeless harebrained frisk,
That pours tears on a love henceforth estranged.
Time’s tragedie must thrust upon us all,
That love cannot be found in a golf ball.

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Suck a Dick No Homo
Apr 22, 2008


Miguel Cotto 32-1

Undefeated a star
guided by fate.
A loss makes a man
Ten seconds too late.

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