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runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
Devouring Time, blunt thou the Tiger's paws,
And make the course devour his own sweet spine;
Pluck the keen teeth from the fierce Tiger's jaws,
And orchestrate thy wrath to his hair line;
Pave long and winding routes through bulging trees,
To upraise his scores and his faded drives;
Send him toward a new love that rides on skis,
Then whisk him to still more adult'rous thighs;
O, carve more with thy hours my foe’s frail discs,
And serve new lines beneath his nasal range,
Induce once more a hopeless harebrained frisk,
That pours tears on a love henceforth estranged.
Time’s tragedie must thrust upon us all,
That love cannot be found in a golf ball.

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