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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > Valentine's Day Sports Poetry II: Athletic Boogaloo
 
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Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

Aphrodite posted:

Brad Marchand
He destroyed Johansson
Yes
YES
Marchand is out

nice

There once was GM from Guelph
Who wanted a cup for his shelf
Traded Forsberg away
To get Erat to play
But instead he got fired himself.

I have eaten
the hot dogs
that were in
the icebox



Neck-less coach decides
"grit is what we need to win!"
playoff exit looms

There once was a player named Shea
from Nashville was traded a way
Though his shot had a boom
his contract was doom
and as for Nashville, PK!

Thufir fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Feb 14, 2018

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