im in my 30s and still wear all black every valentines

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > im in my 30s and still wear all black every valentines

Laslow: Jul 18, 2007

Forget about choosing what to wear, I have to make real important decisions on Valentines Day, like to whether to take Cialis or Viagra and then choosing the correct combo of pain killers and muscle relaxers to have ready to go immediately after.

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Laslow: Jul 18, 2007

It's also cheaper just to have sex with them AFTER their morning shower so the go to work smelling like your acrid morning nut.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 19:40

Laslow: Jul 18, 2007

I�m currently holed up in a b&b, wife asleep and a whole bottle of champagne to myself because it was too dry for her.

I basically paid to have sex without the cat laying in the corner of the bed and making cold, indifferent eye contact while I�m in coitus with my cold, indifferent wife.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 00:34

Laslow: Jul 18, 2007

Kak posted:

I'm having sex right now while posting itt

But are you bragging or complaining?

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 00:47

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