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Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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README posted:

Always have "Sprint Shoes" effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy_DASt7hDs&t=12s

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Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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X-2. Was fun. It had a fun battle system. I enjoyed it. I played it for the battle system. It was good. I swear, I played it for the battle system.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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Ff12 was pretty cool for also being the most boring game ever.

Alpha Mayo
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Didn't see the gameplay video before and it looks exactly how I'd imagine Square Enix 2017 to make it (it looks bad)

Also why is Cloud so scrawny and effeminate but has his giant buster sword still and swings it around like it has no weight at all ugh

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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I have a great shame. I put like 300+ hours into FFX in my teenage days. I defeated all the optional bosses. I got all the ultimate weapons. Including Wakka's (endless hours of horrible blitzball) and Lulu's (dodge TWO HUNDRED loving LIGHTNING BOLTS). I redid all the sphere grids to complete perfection, including Luck. Then I found out that since I wasn't playing the International Edition, the hardest bosses in the game weren't even available to me and it was all pointless.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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bloom posted:

There's a pc remaster of XII now but the combat in that always looked terrible and it's 50 bucks so lol nope.

the combat is actually pretty fun though I wish gambits were a complete programming language like Python.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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The Dennis System posted:

Is the combat better than 13's combat?

I'm not sure I only played 13 for like two hours and barely remember it. 12 uses real time combat and you program your party members with things called "gambits" which are simple IF CONDITION THEN THIS statements, like IF Party Member HP < 30% CAST Curaja. You could always take manual control if you wanted but it made the standard trash battles much faster to get through.

The real boring part of FF12 was its story and environment. I'd best describe it as dull while FF6, FF7 and FF10 were all vibrant.

edit: also it had tons of ONE-TIME only loot chests and some of them were required for building ultimate weapons. So if you didn't get chest #3 in Sewers Level 2, you no longer could get Best Weapon in the Game. I think it also punished you for opening certain chests too. You basically had to use a strategy guide.

Alpha Mayo fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Feb 20, 2018

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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just lol if u played ff7 in your youth and didn't murder at least three girls

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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It was actually 200 times. And it was consecutive, meaning if you got hit on strike # 174 you had to start over.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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Isn't that right after Seymore on the top of the mountain boss battle, which was honestly one of the hardest non skippable boss battles in any FF game? You must really hate Wakka man.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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*Cloud, laying Goofy to rest in a waist deep pool of crystalline water*

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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gently caress YEAH UNLAOD HIS loving TAIL IS UP :getin: :killdozer: :hellyeah:














...

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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Jimmy Hats posted:

Dont play ffx's post game its really bad

My teenage autism disagrees

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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I bought FFX remake but put it away once I realized it was 30fps...probably need a steam link to play it on a TV that does frame interpolation so it doesn't look so bad.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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What's the last game Square didn't completely gently caress up?

Alpha Mayo
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Tifa thought Cloud simply never showed up, he was too ashamed that he didn't make SOLDIER that he never revealed himself to her. But five years later or whatever he basically knew all the details about what happened and claimed he was in SOLDIER (but was actually Zack's persona that he took on as his own)

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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Earthbound, FF6, FF7, FF:Tactics, Super Mario RPG, Secret of Mana.. all console RPGs that owned the crap out of the D&D nerdfest games available for PC...

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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Vakal posted:

I thought Mask of the Betrayer was really good.

Dont know what that is I think you misspelled Diablo.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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Traxis posted:

Secret of Mana was mediocre. I'd rather have a Seiken Densetsu 3 remake.

that game was japanese as hell. The gameplay was very good but I literally felt embarrassed playing it.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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I forgot the GBA existed and had rpgs other than Pokémon. Are the golden sun games worth my time?

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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I played ff9 in its entirety and don't remember a thing about it. Can't even remember what the villain did. It was a dull game.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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people ITT pretending that FF7 isn't the best, answer this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19OECgt-pIw

and after that raw badassness, it is revealed that all the game so far just took place in the first city

Alpha Mayo
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the first place you visit is the Midgard Serpent to get Beta enemy skill and trivialize the first disc of the game

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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tbh I secretly wish all of FF7 was Midgar and there were sequels and spinoffs and poo poo of just different perspectives within Midgar

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Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
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The virgin tidus vs the Chad buff tidus

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