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Apr 12, 2004

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a ripoff of a well known sci fi story except now peolpe have iphones

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Apr 12, 2004

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lowtax has to gently caress a pig live on tv to save the forums

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Apr 12, 2004

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the matrix but instead of like freeze frames and guns its a guy playing de_dust

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Apr 12, 2004

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just that one patent where you stand up and shout mcdonalds to skip an ad

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Apr 12, 2004

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AtomD posted:

in a shocking twist computers are good

its supposed to be science fiction not fantasy

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Apr 12, 2004

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guy playing minesweeper at work but if he hits a mine hs blows up irl

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Apr 12, 2004

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a guy tries to watch black mirror but realizes its derivative and reads a p k dick book instead

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Apr 12, 2004

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no one will try turning it off then on again

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a guy fucks his computer and cums in it

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Uncle at Nintendo posted:

A man is a bit of a loner and just wants to be left alone in the world. He wants to be left alone with his computer and his biggest passion: music. All he does all day long is listen to music on his computer. A collection of music measured in terabytes. The only thing stopping him from enjoying his collection all day long is the nuisance of coworkers, family, and life obligations.

A few weeks later the man gets his wish. The entire planet is obliterated except for him, and he's left alone with the only computer on earth that survived: the computer at his local library that has every single song ever created on its 20 petabyte hard drive. He grins with delight as he realizes his dream has finally come true. He can listen to his music all day long and never be interrupted again. It's just him and his passion.

The camera pans over the man, sobbing with his head in his hands. There's a quick pan of the computer screen: it's running Linux; the only sound emitting from the speakers is a cracking hum.

lmao

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