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Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2018/02/valve-bans-developer-after-employees-leave-fake-user-reviews/

more like Incel games amirite

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
ok

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Sounds like they got hosed!

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
-sv_cheats 1
-noclip

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Maltese developers... THEY WERE DOGS????????



OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
steam is anti-dog?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



There is no way dogs would ever make a bad game.

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

There is no way dogs would ever make a bad game.

:hai:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I can't believe steam hates dogs and wants to ban all dogs

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Boycott Steam until they stop with their vile anti-dog agenda.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

There is no way dogs would ever make a bad game.

I don't know, I found the levels on fetch to be very repetitive.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Universe Master posted:

I don't know, I found the levels on fetch to be very repetitive.

stop trying to make fetch happen

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
if a dog were to make a game it would be called Fetch Quest

Ham Sandwiches
Jul 7, 2000

Putty posted:

if a dog were to make a game it would be called Fetch Quest

It turns out that there were several dogs on the dev team for Dragon Age: Inquisition

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Putty posted:

if a dog were to make a game it would be called Fetch Quest

Cook, Eat, Delicious!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I canine believe it.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I Have No Hands and I Must Snack

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

There is no way dogs would ever make a bad game.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I heard gaben buys a bunch of dogs from puppy mills and then strangles them

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
They won't make HL3 because gaben wanted to make the final main villain alien a doggo and there was a huge screaming blowout fight with some of the team about it

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

the sanctity of steam user reviews must be maintained

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

1 v 1 ScoutzKnives

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

A. Great. Game.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Was this as creepy as the game where you're a mosquito? Based on the dog's "gently caress Me" eyes, I'm guessing yes.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Incel games, lol :newlol:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Incel games, lol :newlol:

you will find that many dogs are incels (because they were spayed or neutered)

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Over There posted:

-sv_cheats 1
-noclip

iddqd

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Putty posted:

if a dog were to make a game it would be called Fetch Quest

Twist ending: the ball was never thrown. They just made their arm move like it did.

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
any game devs want to buy a review hmu

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:ok:

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
sometimes i wish i could noclip thru the mirror like duke3d

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

Moridin920 posted:

I heard gaben buys a bunch of dogs from puppy mills and then strangles them

If he strangles 3 puppies in one day then that means Half Life 3 confirmed

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Harveygod posted:

Was this as creepy as the game where you're a mosquito? Based on the dog's "gently caress Me" eyes, I'm guessing yes.

:staredog:

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
Steam reviews are a dumpster fire even without developers smurfing as customers

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Harveygod posted:

Was this as creepy as the game where you're a mosquito? Based on the dog's "gently caress Me" eyes, I'm guessing yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7bC_kAR-wU

Words fail me

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
insel games friendzoned by steam

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

jesus christ thats metal as gently caress

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Harveygod posted:

Was this as creepy as the game where you're a mosquito? Based on the dog's "gently caress Me" eyes, I'm guessing yes.

morally inept's game review

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!


idspspopd

gently caress

idspisposp

gently caress

idspispodp

gently caress

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Harveygod posted:

Was this as creepy as the game where you're a mosquito? Based on the dog's "gently caress Me" eyes, I'm guessing yes.

Mosquito game was legit 10/10 would suck again

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