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Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

I bought platinum. The last time I gave SA money I had to convince my mom to spend :tenbux: with her CC

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2018...e-user-reviews/

more like Incel games amirite

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

Shucks...


Grimey Drawer

ok

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005


Sounds like they got hosed!

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

BIRD CREW


-sv_cheats 1
-noclip

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


Maltese developers... THEY WERE DOGS????????



OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gimme those gat dang candies



steam is anti-dog?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011

We had it all wrong. He's not a frog killer, he's a killer frog.

There is no way dogs would ever make a bad game.

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016
I AM A DISGRACEFUL COWARDLY SWORDSMAN WITH NO SENSE OF HONOR OR RIGHT AND WRONG. EVERY DAY I LIVE IN GREAT SHAME FOR MY SINS.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

There is no way dogs would ever make a bad game.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

I can't believe steam hates dogs and wants to ban all dogs

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

YOSPOS


Boycott Steam until they stop with their vile anti-dog agenda.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

There is no way dogs would ever make a bad game.

I don't know, I found the levels on fetch to be very repetitive.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Universe Master posted:

I don't know, I found the levels on fetch to be very repetitive.

stop trying to make fetch happen

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


if a dog were to make a game it would be called Fetch Quest

Ham Sandwiches
Jul 7, 2000



Putty posted:

if a dog were to make a game it would be called Fetch Quest

It turns out that there were several dogs on the dev team for Dragon Age: Inquisition

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011

We had it all wrong. He's not a frog killer, he's a killer frog.

Putty posted:

if a dog were to make a game it would be called Fetch Quest

Cook, Eat, Delicious!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

Shucks...


Grimey Drawer

I canine believe it.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011

We had it all wrong. He's not a frog killer, he's a killer frog.

I Have No Hands and I Must Snack

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

There is no way dogs would ever make a bad game.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007




I heard gaben buys a bunch of dogs from puppy mills and then strangles them

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007




They won't make HL3 because gaben wanted to make the final main villain alien a doggo and there was a huge screaming blowout fight with some of the team about it

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

earth people i was born on jupiter

the sanctity of steam user reviews must be maintained

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


1 v 1 ScoutzKnives

fruit on the bottom
Oct 15, 2012



Yam Slacker


A. Great. Game.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

We don't play games here.

We fucking kill them.




Was this as creepy as the game where you're a mosquito? Based on the dog's "gently caress Me" eyes, I'm guessing yes.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


Incel games, lol

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gimme those gat dang candies



crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Incel games, lol

you will find that many dogs are incels (because they were spayed or neutered)

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012





Over There posted:

-sv_cheats 1
-noclip

iddqd

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Putty posted:

if a dog were to make a game it would be called Fetch Quest

Twist ending: the ball was never thrown. They just made their arm move like it did.

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001



any game devs want to buy a review hmu

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006


Soiled Meat

sometimes i wish i could noclip thru the mirror like duke3d

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006



Moridin920 posted:

I heard gaben buys a bunch of dogs from puppy mills and then strangles them

If he strangles 3 puppies in one day then that means Half Life 3 confirmed

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Harveygod posted:

Was this as creepy as the game where you're a mosquito? Based on the dog's "gently caress Me" eyes, I'm guessing yes.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png

Steam reviews are a dumpster fire even without developers smurfing as customers

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



Harveygod posted:

Was this as creepy as the game where you're a mosquito? Based on the dog's "gently caress Me" eyes, I'm guessing yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7bC_kAR-wU

Words fail me

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

insel games friendzoned by steam

Putty
Mar 21, 2013



jesus christ thats metal as gently caress

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016
I AM A DISGRACEFUL COWARDLY SWORDSMAN WITH NO SENSE OF HONOR OR RIGHT AND WRONG. EVERY DAY I LIVE IN GREAT SHAME FOR MY SINS.

Harveygod posted:

Was this as creepy as the game where you're a mosquito? Based on the dog's "gently caress Me" eyes, I'm guessing yes.

morally inept's game review

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!



Bread Liar


idspspopd

gently caress

idspisposp

gently caress

idspispodp

gently caress

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Harveygod posted:

Was this as creepy as the game where you're a mosquito? Based on the dog's "gently caress Me" eyes, I'm guessing yes.

Mosquito game was legit 10/10 would suck again

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