Al Jazeera is sitting on a big expose about the Israel Lobby

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GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

I've been to Israel, but I don't remember having to go in through any lobby.

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GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

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The Prime Minister of Israel sits down with Arafat at the beginning of negotiations regarding the resolution of the conflict. The Prime Minister requests that he be allowed to begin with a story. Arafat replies, "Of course."

The Prime Minister begins his story: "Years before the Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here, Moses led them for 40 years through the desert. The Israelites began complaining that they were thirsty and, lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared before them. They drank their fill and then decided to take advantage of the stream to do some bathing--including Moses. When Moses came out of the water, he found that all his clothing was missing.

"Who took my clothes?" Moses asked those around him.

"It was the Palestinians," replied the Israelites--"

"Wait a minute," objected Arafat immediately, "there were no Palestinians during the time of Moses!"

"All right," replies the Prime Minister, "Now that we've got that settled, let's begin our negotiations."

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 03:58

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Solice Kirsk posted:

OK, I'm gonna break down and ask. What is Zionist? Is it on PS4 or PC or what?

I think it's a person who hikes in that park in Utah.

This thread full of people who hate jews... one of the last bastions of acceptable racism.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 04:03

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Just because they want all Israelis to die in fire doesn't mean they're anti-semite.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 04:55

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