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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

"Sorry you missed out on some poo poo baseball, here's a coupon for more poo poo baseball at a latter date"

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


10% off a future game against the marlins and all I had to do was inhale raw sewage what a deal

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
The Dodgers taking a not so subtle dig at the Marlins with that discount is pretty great though.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

The Dodgers recently announced that they've already sold 3.2 million tickets for this season, which is more than all but I think 4 teams drew last season. They're not at risk of alienating fans over a lovely preseason game against the Angels.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
I mean, why were you at that game unless the tickets were already bundled and paid for

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

The Rays released the guy they got in the Dickerson trade.

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


Speaking of tickets I got my first tickets of the year for Twins/Sox and I'm unusually happy for my ten-dollar seats. Baseball, y'all.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/JohnDeDomenici/status/978818728170283008

I'm kind of curious what the answer might be, m'self.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



the answer is gently caress Face Billy Ripkin you're welcome

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

"Here, come see a river of poo poo on the field in the future, too."

e:

bawfuls posted:

"Sorry you missed out on some poo poo baseball, here's a coupon for more poo poo baseball at a latter date"

:argh:

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

the popes toes posted:

Perhaps but I got nothing against the Dutch Oven

Kermit the Frog
‏@KermitTheFrog
5h5 hours ago

Just caught the interview @Dutch_Oven45 did impersonating me and I thought it was a home run! If I work on my fastball maybe we can trade places for a day.

https://twitter.com/NBCSGiants/status/978835822525861888/video/1

you are going to hate this poo poo when he does this while your team is currently playing a world series game

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

the_american_dream posted:

you are going to hate this poo poo when he does this while your team is currently playing a world series game

I don't think that's something Giants fans need to worry about anytime soon

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

the_american_dream posted:

you are going to hate this poo poo when he does this while your team is currently playing a world series game

I will accept him doing this poo poo for more even year bullshit

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Luigi Thirty posted:

The Rays released the guy they got in the Dickerson trade.

What a loving shonde.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Below is the very scientific and %100 accurate simulation from the recently released MLB The Show 2018. I simmed first opening day and then decided to have it sim out the entire season and post season. The results below are entirely undoctored and guaranteed to be correct so don't get mad at me, it's just science.

Opening Day Results:

NL EAST


NL CENTRAL


NL WEST


AL EAST


AL CENTRAL


AL WEST




Regular Season Standings:

NL EAST


NL CENTRAL


NL WEST


AL EAST


AL CENTRAL


AL WEST


Postseason Results


THE MACHINE GOD HAS SPOKEN, CUBS WORLD SERIES 2018!

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
The hell happened to a) the Astros and b) the Mariners

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

John Wilkes Booth posted:

The hell happened to a) the Astros and b) the Mariners

a) World Series Hangover
b) Ichiro

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Drunk Canuck posted:

Hello all Go Blue Jays




gently caress the Yankees
gently caress the Red Sox

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late
If the Mariners actually won the division and got 95 wins, I'd probably take one of their season ticket sales calls.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Oh, did they ever unjuice the ball? I need to know before tomorrow TIA

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Popete posted:

Coolest video board in the league.

Shame about the rest of the stadium.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Speaking of the Mariners, Ichiro Suzuki is starting Opening Day, and I genuinely couldn't be happier :unsmith:.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Shame about the rest of the stadium.

top 10 food though all things considered imo

whatever top 10 is worth

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Let me say it now, as I'm sure I will say it many times throughout the season: gently caress the Cubs. This is our division.

Happy Opening Day, everybody.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Popete posted:

Below is the very scientific and %100 accurate simulation from the recently released MLB The Show 2018. I simmed first opening day and then decided to have it sim out the entire season and post season. The results below are entirely undoctored and guaranteed to be correct so don't get mad at me, it's just science.

Opening Day Results:

THE MACHINE GOD HAS SPOKEN, CUBS WORLD SERIES 2018!
Can't be right, it has the Pirates winning on Opening Day. :smith:

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Fifty Three posted:

Can't be right, it has the Pirates winning on Opening Day. :smith:

Counterpoint: The Tiger's opening day pitcher is Jordan Zimmerman

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Pancakes posted:

Let me say it now, as I'm sure I will say it many times throughout the season: gently caress the Cubs. This is our division.

Happy Opening Day, everybody.

rude

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Counterpoint: The Tiger's opening day pitcher is Jordan Zimmerman
Oh, I'm an idiot, I was thinking of the home opener that I'm going to.

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

This thread isn't accurate anymore

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3852960

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