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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/965635701877432320


Please post your favorite Jeff Jarrett moments in this thread

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YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




is this some alternate timeline

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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this is a prank

this is somehow a prank

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



the most HOF moment Jeff Jarrett ever had was the 20 minute video you got if you were lucky enough to purchase Global Force Gold. sadly, the video has been removed from everywhere I can think to check. in place of that, here's the second best moment - Double J utilizing the money obtained from the Global Force Gold to buy his way into the Bullet Club:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPr83t5IB7Q

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Just induct the guitar instead. It did all the real work.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I originally clicked this thread thinking it was about sunny doing a porno while wearing her HOF ring and I still kind of wish it was

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Ain't he great?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Congratulations Koko B Ware you just slid up the legitimacy list.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Remember, WWE signed Jarrett twice

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Aphrodite posted:

Congratulations Koko B Ware you just slid up the legitimacy list.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Aye Doc posted:

the most HOF moment Jeff Jarrett ever had was the 20 minute video you got if you were lucky enough to purchase Global Force Gold. sadly, the video has been removed from everywhere I can think to check. in place of that, here's the second best moment - Double J utilizing the money obtained from the Global Force Gold to buy his way into the Bullet Club:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPr83t5IB7Q

It's not the video but I did manage to find a clip from Solomonster's podcast where he listens to the Global Force Gold video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkIALt7bzSo

It's not the video, but it's at least everything Jarrett says in it.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I would be less shocked if baseball suddenly put Pete Rose in their HoF

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Aw slapnuts

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
J E DOUBLE F J A D U I E DOUBLE T

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

geoff

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

TNA

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I hope his tux has a shirt made of weird strips of material that perfectly expose his nips.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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No better time to celebrate a zero heat pariah than when he has notable alcohol issues and was just fired from the fed he created

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



RZApublican posted:

It's not the video but I did manage to find a clip from Solomonster's podcast where he listens to the Global Force Gold video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkIALt7bzSo

It's not the video, but it's at least everything Jarrett says in it.

it's beautiful

i bet someone on tnamecca has the full thing

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

No better time to celebrate a zero heat pariah than when he has notable alcohol issues and was just fired from the fed he created

He's not even a bottom ten wrestler induction. He's a Ron Simmons level star in a HOF full of murderers, wife beaters, pedophiles and a person or two with substance abuse issues (allegedly.)

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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MassRafTer posted:

He's not even a bottom ten wrestler induction. He's a Ron Simmons level star in a HOF full of murderers, wife beaters, pedophiles and a person or two with substance abuse issues (allegedly.)

Yeah but the only guys who were as much of a pariah to the WWE were Randy Savage and the Warrior and at least they both were a draw once

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


why

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
So Hogan came back, and Warrior, and Bruno, and Luger, and now Jarrett.

....CM Punk is so returning in ten years.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Yeah but the only guys who were as much of a pariah to the WWE were Randy Savage and the Warrior and at least they both were a draw once

Warrior wasn't a draw, hence his short title reign

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I hope it's a big setup and while he's on stage, ready to do his acceptance speech, Mongo hits him upside the head with a briefcase and takes his spot.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Yeah but the only guys who were as much of a pariah to the WWE were Randy Savage and the Warrior and at least they both were a draw once

Angle would make up crazy poo poo about the company on a weekly basis for a few years and Vince wouldn't even return his calls when his first couple TNA deals ran out.

Sunny had an absolutely crazy history with the company and was even more of a risk, to the point where they had to cut her rehab off after.

Bruno Sammartino would go on TV regularly to talk about how awful the company was.

Bret Hart the same.

Ventura sued them and tried to start a union.

Of those only Sunny had less of a run than Jarrett but Bruno was a start 30+ years before his induction and his feud with WWE was much, much worse than Jarrett's.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

fart blood posted:

So Hogan came back, and Warrior, and Bruno, and Luger, and now Jarrett.

When did this happen

Also, yeah Jeff Jarrett is a weird doofus with kind of a bullshit career but to act as if he has less legitimacy than Koko B. Ware is asinine.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

Warrior wasn't a draw, hence his short title reign

I never said he was a draw as champ. I said he was a draw at one point, which he was.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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MassRafTer posted:

Of those only Sunny had less of a run than Jarrett but Bruno was a start 30+ years before his induction and his feud with WWE was much, much worse than Jarrett's.

I was always under the impression he was a pariah for the extortion thing not because he said bad stuff about the WWE

Vince has been forgiving guys who bad mouth the company for decades.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
finally a member of the Bullet Club joins the WWE HOF

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

who was the lovely garbageman muscle fiend that jerry jarrett tried to seduce vince with. They Should induct that guy

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I was always under the impression he was a pariah for the extortion thing not because he said bad stuff about the WWE

Vince has been forgiving guys who bad mouth the company for decades.

LOL it isn't extortion to demand a big pay day to do a match.

And yes, he was, but the bad blood was much much worse between Sammartino, Bret and others and the company. Vince wouldn't return Angle's calls for years when he may have been kind of valuable as a wrestler but still talked to Jeff after his wife died. That was 12 years ago.

Cavauro posted:

who was the lovely garbageman muscle fiend that jerry jarrett tried to seduce vince with. They Should induct that guy

Kozlov.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
this is just vince rewarding him for the GFW/TNA lols

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
hes capital B

double a

double c

double k

Baacckk

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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MassRafTer posted:

LOL it isn't extortion to demand a big pay day to do a match.

I think that's a bit of an oversimplification

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008


Oh for some reason I thought it was someone who didn't even make it. but please do induct Kozlov

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Karmine posted:

When did this happen

Luger at least did his own voice on that Camp WWE show.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Aphrodite posted:

Congratulations Koko B Ware you just slid up the legitimacy list.

Koko B. Ware sang Piledriver, had a parrot, and did a sick missile dropkick where he landed on his feet. Which makes him more entertaining than Jeff Jarrett ever was.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I think that's a bit of an oversimplification

It's by no means extortion in any legal sense of the word. He had leverage (mostly because Vince was dumb and didn't think to take the belt off the guy before his contract expired), and he used it. He looked like a fool on his way out, got Chyna over, and made six figures (I think?) doing it. Everybody wins. Good for him.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I think that's a bit of an oversimplification

They let his contract run out while he was IC champion. He, the worker had tremendous leverage and got a six figure pay day to do a match he was in no way obligated to do. If you wanted to call what Warrior did extortion you probably could as he had a valid contract, but Jeff did what any sane, maybe slightly short sighted person would do. He took them for all that they would pay him.

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