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Hello friends. It's just about time again to reel in horror as the right-wing drops their masks and lets their freak-flag fly over three wonderful days at the Gaylord hotel. You can see most of the main stage stuff on c-span.org. I like to make a TVIV-style thread for this event so as to keep Trump thread your trusted source of news, tweets, cat gifs, and SHUT UP ZEGERMANS. If you're a masochist like me and want to watch this shitshow unfold live, this is a good place to discuss it. The speakers list has the usual group of right-wing media nobodies who come out from under their rocks to meet-and-greet, but I'll largely ignore them to focus on the heavy hitters. Donald Trump - real-estate swindler, failed casino magnate, TV reality show host, somehow President Mike Pence - Vice President of the USA, horse enthusiast Ajit Pai - the guy who is gonna make it more expensive for you to download porn Sean Hannity - MMA and waterboarding enthusiast, heir apparent to Bill O'Reilly's FoxNews sex dungeon Mick Mulvaney - budget director, selling your souls to payday lenders, maybe Chief of Staff soon or a couple other things too Sen. Ted Cruz (TX) - alien slime golem, possible Zodiac Killer John Bolton - Former US ambassador to the United Nations, Yosemite Sam cosplayer Rick Harrison - I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years- you never know what is gonna come through that door. Ryan Zinke - Sec of Interior, leader of the international lair of villainy that is Whitefish, MT Rick Perry - Sec of Energy, once got a D in "Meats" class at Texas A&M Sheriff David Clarke, Jr - cowboy hat enthusiast, mayor of Milwaukee Dana Loesch - crazy NRA spokeslady Nigel Farage - British racist, Brexiteer Wayne LaPierre - president of the NRA, has sex with guns every night Matt Bevin - Gov of KY, attempting to kill every poor person in his state Michelle Malkin - remember when she used to be the craziest conservative pundit? lol Gary Johnson - former Gov of NM, "sensible libertarian" Mark Levin - Master Shake given human form Ben Shapiro - another precocious 13 year-old they-- wait, he's not a kid? Eric Bolling - disgraced former FoxNews host, and man, that's saying a lot Charlie Kirk - the mastermind behind Turning Point USA's diaper boy protest at a college Judge Jeanine Pirro - she really hates Hillary Clinton, so she's a relevant speaker at this moment in history Niger Innis - a possible Eric Andre prank to get conservatives to say the N-word on camera Sebastian Gorka - GOOOOOOOOORKAAAAAAAAAAAAA As always, the real fun of CPAC is reading about the on-stage chats and breakout conferences that will happen. I'll go over some of the best ones here: Kim Jon Un-iversity: How College Campuses are Turning into Reeducation Camps An Overview of the Israeli-Palestine Conflict New Sheriff in Town: How Trump is Taking Down Lawless Government Agencies Save the Persecuted Christians Trump's America First Energy Plan: Restoring our Prosperity and Destroying Eco-Left Memes American Pai: The Courageous Chairman of the FCC One Man's 'Crumbs' A Matter of Life or Death: How Government is Deciding Whether you Live or Die #UsToo: Left out by the Left #TrumpedUp: Unmasking the Deep State YOU HAVE COME TO A WORLD CALLED CPAC *whipcrack* skaboomizzy has issued a correction as of 19:56 on Feb 20, 2018 |
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skaboomizzy posted:Donald Trump - real-estate swindler, failed casino magnate, TV reality show host, somehow President wait, what
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Feb 20, 2018 19:57
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~the gyalord hotel~ at national harbor is such a faux rich artificial shithole, including in this assessment the "luxury" white people development "shopping experience," in an otherwise beautiful(ish) location perfect setting
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Feb 20, 2018 19:57
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 Yay! CPAC!
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Feb 20, 2018 19:59
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Is there a stream I can watch and make emojis fly up
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Feb 20, 2018 19:59
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i am here to destroy eco-left memes
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Feb 20, 2018 19:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULU4B0lLTGM
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Feb 20, 2018 20:00
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Everyone in cspam should read this
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Feb 20, 2018 20:01
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there better be a protest outside about gun control or something
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Feb 20, 2018 20:02
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Over the past few years I've kinda paid a little attention to this event. I think they make the videos available for a day or two after the speech but then often just put up highlights after the first 48 or so. So my impressions is that if it's the same as it's been, you need to record or dl any video within 24 hrs. And they def don't put up all the presentations on youtube, just mostly the more popular/notorious.
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Feb 20, 2018 20:11
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How is this not at a trump hotel?
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Feb 20, 2018 20:15
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garbage pundit posted:How is this not at a trump hotel? Yeah, it's odd. Gaylord's convention space is quite large. Maybe there weren't any trump hotels that could fit everything?
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Feb 20, 2018 20:35
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they've had CPAC at this site for at least the last few years, so I think it's just inertia.
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Feb 20, 2018 20:52
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https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/966014872562667520 A cloud of stupidity so thick it will be visible to the human eye.
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Feb 20, 2018 23:10
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You missed french fascist le pen getting a slot
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Feb 21, 2018 00:12
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tinstaach posted:https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/966014872562667520 that picture is aspirational for them, isn't it
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Feb 21, 2018 00:14
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this lineup is amazing
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Feb 21, 2018 00:52
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lol looks like dinesh is back off the menu
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Feb 21, 2018 01:56
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https://twitter.com/mediaite/status/966110925177737216juche avocado posted:lol looks like dinesh is back off the menu when you say the quiet part loud
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skaboomizzy posted:https://twitter.com/mediaite/status/966110925177737216 you have to be a special kind of asshat for cpac to go "whoa hey man WAY too far"
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Feb 21, 2018 03:47
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Feb 21, 2018 04:07
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that cardboard cutout looks very uncomfortable being there
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Feb 21, 2018 07:37
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Al! posted:that cardboard cutout looks very uncomfortable being there more charismatic than Rand, though
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Feb 21, 2018 07:39
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tinstaach posted:https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/966014872562667520 https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/966333662244540421
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Feb 21, 2018 16:37
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 so how many people has cpac had to ban so far for either saying the shooting is fake or making fun of the dead kids
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Feb 21, 2018 16:39
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7 so far
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Feb 21, 2018 16:40
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Visidan posted:7 so far so much for the free speech right
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Feb 21, 2018 17:01
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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/966342141197869056 lol
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Feb 21, 2018 17:03
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go home damore
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Feb 21, 2018 17:03
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It's kind of hilarious that CPAC tries to walk this line where some conservative idiots are just too controversial.
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Feb 21, 2018 17:07
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UFOTacoMan posted:It's kind of hilarious that CPAC tries to walk this line where some conservative idiots are just too controversial. yet none of them let themselves think for a second "hey guys i think our entire philosophy might be nonsensical and toxic"
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please, these people just want to be faux-martyrs for the persecuted right they’ll just use this as another opportunity to talk about how the liberal media is silencing their voices or whatever
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Feb 21, 2018 18:12
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Looks like Clarke hasn't suffered the same fate as Hoft and D'Souza so far.
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Feb 21, 2018 18:18
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And since I'm not seeing it here, links: http://cpac.conservative.org/agenda/ http://cpac.conservative.org/cpac-speakers/
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Feb 21, 2018 18:23
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https://twitter.com/VanityFair/status/966301506277462016
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Present Tump
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Feb 21, 2018 21:12
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garbage pundit posted:How is this not at a trump hotel? Well they could be concerned about the appearance of improprhahahahaAHAHAHAAHhahaha*whew*sorry, sorry, I couldn't hold it together there. Real answer, Trump was probably charging too much even for his toadies to stomach.
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Will Richard Spencer be there, or is CPAC not that particular flavor of fascism
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Will Richard Spencer be there, or is CPAC not that particular flavor of fascism i think he got kicked out of the last one, i'm guessing he's persona non grata for making them look bad by saying the quiet words loudly
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