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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.


Did he use his belt as a pot holder? That's drat clever. He's won me over.

I just wish I could understand him.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


The Bloop posted:

Looks like ghost island also gives you a decent meal. unless he just cooked all the ghost island rice for the season

I was thinking that too, that was like the whole tribe worth or rice for 1 little dude.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Someone please make a gif of Jacob wiggling his hips with that hatchet

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



lol Stephanie playing the goon like a fiddle

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Jacob is a dumbass.

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Deutsche Panzer im Sonnenbrand, Stehen zur Kampf gegen England

Holy poo poo you dumb.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of


Jacob you are so loving bad at this itís amazing

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Jacob is a strategic genius.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


Stephanie is great.

Jacob is an idiot.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Like seriously, why do you burn Morgan on the other tribe at the same time?

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Goddamn this dude is so loving dumb

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.


Jacob is too much, man.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

My husband's inattentive running commentary on Jacob:

"oh my gooooooooood it's like he's obsessed with being a virgin or whatever"

"It's like he's donating his organs before killing himself"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



Jacob saw the boobs and couldn't help it

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.


Codependent Poster posted:

Jacob saw the boobs and couldn't help it

Even the Camera Man couldn't help it.

Blackajack
Aug 5, 2012

I like kibble



Yeah RIP this guy

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Whatever tape you found in that VCR, it isn't mine.

Fun Shoe

Ghost Island is pretty slow so far.
An advantage someone else will play later
'Better Luck Next Time'

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.


The ladies of the tribe decide to save Jacob because they can control him.

Maybe the most brilliant play in Survivor history.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Binary Logic posted:

Ghost Island is pretty slow so far.

What the gently caress?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004


If I get voted out by the nerd I'll be pissed JOCKS RULE



This is a clusterfuck and whoever goes out it's a coinflip right now with whoever those girls want to go

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



STAC Goat posted:

The ladies of the tribe decide to save Jacob because they can control him.

Maybe the most brilliant play in Survivor history.
It's a One World situation where the move looks less impressive because it was effortlessly done.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Whatever tape you found in that VCR, it isn't mine.

Fun Shoe

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What the gently caress?

As far as the rewards.
One that will be played by someone else later, and 'too bad, nothing for ya'.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.


James is either laying it on real thick or could use a hug.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


I choose to believe Jacob is the child of Ken and the hermaphrodite band girl from Freaks and Geeks.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

STAC Goat posted:

James is either laying it on real thick or could use a hug.

poo poo yeah. "I hate myself" is pretty intense thing to say

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


Brendan just wants to get this over with

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of


Jacobs little quip while voting makes me want him gone real bad

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Poor Stephanie. She played him perfectly and got nothing.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Boxman posted:

Jacobs little quip while voting makes me want him gone real bad

Well, you got your wish.

And I'm glad. Jacob was dumb.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004


Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



One of the worst players ever

SteveVizsla
Mar 18, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?


Was there even a point to the last two hours

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.


Now James is really gonna need a hug.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

"Doctor, listen to me and listen to me closely.
You're gonna witness all the days..."


SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


LOL at Jeff dropping the "greatest tribe" burn at the end.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004



Jacob has got to be one of the worst ever players. Almost everything that came out of his mouth hurt his position in the game.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Enjoy the sock rice, losers!

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


Definitely the right vote even though I think Beauty and the Beast had a ton of entertainment potential

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Deutsche Panzer im Sonnenbrand, Stehen zur Kampf gegen England

SteveVizsla posted:

Was there even a point to the last two hours

No not really.

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.


He still made them eat his foot fungus, so its all even.

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