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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Columbus- likely in that "buyer, but also selling stuff" mode. The next two games (@PHI, CHI) will be telling. Both conceivably should be winnable.

In-season acquisitions to this point- Jussi Jokinen (waivers), Nathan Gerbe (UFA), Jeff Zatkoff (trade), Taylor Chorney (waivers)

Incoming Mail: CBJ are said to be in on Derick Brassard (Friedman says the asking price may be too high), Artem Anisimov (NMC), and Mark Letestu, who are...all centers and former Jackets, huh, that's fun. TSN says they could be in the Rick Nash Sweepstakes, but I don't see that happening unless it's a bargain. Larry Brooks says they might be after Ryan McDonagh, too.

Outbox: Jack Johnson/JMFJ/:10bux: requested a trade which has nothing to do with him not liking Columbus/Torts, but rather setting himself up for his next contract because of that one time his parents decided to reward themselves for their son being a millionaire and left him with less than $50,000 in assets and a $246,000 "allowance" on a $5M contract because of settlements related to predatory loans they took out. Apparently, somebody's offering a late 1st, so that'd have to be somebody like Tampa/Boston/Washington (all rumored). CBJ asking price is apparently that first or a couple of picks, but nothing less than a single 2nd.

Matt Calvert (useful bottom six forward who can play in most situations) and Boone Jenner (one-time 30 goal scorer; that time is not now) could also be available. (Please, Jarmo, trade Ryan Murray before he gets hurt again.)

Jarmo Kekalainen's Mystery Box: Jarmo has a penchant for "where the hell did that come from?" trades in his time here which, on the surface, make you kind of want to service him out of appreciation...and most of them have worked. The aforementioned Brassard+Derek Dorsett+John Moore+pick for Marian Gaborik, RJ Umberger for Scott Hartnell, the aforementioned Anisimov+stuff for Brandon Saad, the aforementioned Saad+Anton Forsberg+pick for Artemi Panarin+Tyler Motte+pick. I wouldn't be surprised to see a Jarmo Special at all.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Feb 22, 2018

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

i am the bird posted:

I want a weird longshot deal where an upcoming team or bubble team that’s not quite a top tier contender makes a play for EK. Maybe you get EK for a push this year while knowing you get another playoffs and a full year to convince him to stay. I know he has to waive his NTC, which is the big wrinkle, but it might be the only way that Ottawa gets the package they’re looking for because the top teams might not have the prospect assets to give up and won’t want to lose a roster player for the upcoming run.

CBJSprague24 posted:

Jarmo Kekalainen's Mystery Box: Jarmo has a penchant for "where the hell did that come from?" trades in his time here which, on the surface, make you kind of want to service him out of appreciation...and most of them have worked. The aforementioned Brassard+Derek Dorsett+John Moore+pick for Marian Gaborik, RJ Umberger for Scott Hartnell, the aforementioned Anisimov+stuff for Brandon Saad, the aforementioned Saad+Anton Forsberg+pick for Artemi Panarin+Tyler Motte+pick. I wouldn't be surprised to see a Jarmo Special at all.

:unsmigghh:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

i am the bird posted:

That’d be a dope defense. I’d have to pull my CBJ jersey out of the closet.

Karlsson-McDonagh
Jones-Werenski
Savard-Kukan or Nutsack or somebody like that.

Jarmo's gonna do the reverse of what they thought would work in 2015-16 in that "we're cool with our D, our forwards will score all the goals and Bob will stop all the goals".

e-

ThinkTank posted:

What happened to Boone Jenner? He was a player I kinda liked a few years ago (although I'm always wary of guys who get way more goals than assists), but he seems to have just fallen off the table. Is he just lost in the shuffle in Columbus or what that 30 goal season a fluke?

I think everybody thought the 30 goal season was a fluke, but that he'd be good for 15-20 on average. He's just sort of disappeared this year; maybe not playing poorly, but just sort of there.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Feb 22, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

JMFJ is apparently in talks to extend with the CBJ so take what I said earlier and throw it out the window.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Possibly related:

https://twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/967047100809793536

Grabner /= Center.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Why the gently caress do people keep helping Pittsburgh? Rutherford is playing franchise mode with the trades on easy and it keeps happening.

heeheex2 posted:

gently caress Pittsburgh.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ginette Reno posted:

drat that hurts a bit. Cole was playing well since going back into the lineup.

Nevertheless, rather lose Cole than Jarry or Sprong.

Your embarrassment of riches just got richer for a relatively low price. You poor thing.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Somebody's going to free the Penguins of Ryan Reaves? That's going to happen, right?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Look Around You posted:

watch they swapped letang for karlsson too

I ninja edited my last post, but I said if Pittsburgh landed Karlsson somehow, I wouldn't watch the playoffs. Offer still valid.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

So Ottawa and Vegas may both retain on Brassard?

Jedi Mind Tricks should be illegal in NHL trades.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The Dirty Burger posted:

Good, include Sprong like they rumored this time :argh:

Better yet, make this reminiscent of the Iginla deal, only in reverse and trade him to Not Pittsburgh.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Oh COME ON

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Look Around You posted:

ahahahah please tell me that is a reputable source

https://twitter.com/Anttiup32/status/967191801714094080

That doesn't bode well.

He also spelled Derick wrong.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Wh--...how...why WHY WOULD YOU BAIL ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS IN THE LEAGUE OUT? WHY WOULD YOU SAVE THE PENGUINS FROM THEMSELVES? :psyboom:

The Penguins are the rich kids at school who get everything they want while the plebes scrape to get by and other people apologize for their mistakes and I've never wanted to see them lose more and yes, I'm bitter, why do you ask?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Duckman2008 posted:

Is Brassard worth that trade? That doesn’t seem like a lot.

They're getting a potential top line center as a luxury item to play the third line and probably get him at a discount, too.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Final score:

https://twitter.com/NHLnumbers/status/967222628007079937


Duckman2008 posted:

gently caress Pittsburgh.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Hahaha holy poo poo Vegas is retaining 40%
that's Brassard at $3m

Why?

Why to any of this?

How does JR keep working this voodoo magic?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Let me guess, he's gonna get flipped right the gently caress back to Pittsburgh somehow.

E- Melnyk is going to find out Cole costs money and we can't have that poo poo, right?

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Feb 24, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Wonderllama posted:

As if there wasn’t reason enough to hate Vegas

I'm completely lost as to how they got conned into taking on Reaves. The franchise was born yesterday but George McPhee wasn't.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Alright, who's ready for the next one?

https://twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/967226279480123392

Columbus is not West anymore, GMGM. :iiam:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Barreft posted:

Pens 11-1-1. Win 6-1 tonight. Can't wait to see Brassard.

I do have to thank them for beating Carolina tonight...

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I guess I'm intrigued in two things:
1) Where do the Pens go from here? Do they still go after Kane or Nash to add All The Guys?
2) What would they have to offer to Buffalo or NYR?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

.Spec posted:

The answer is Matt Hunwick for Ian Cole one for one.

Yeah, I'm fully expecting that now:

CBJSprague24 posted:

Let me guess, he's gonna get flipped right the gently caress back to Pittsburgh somehow.

E- Melnyk is going to find out Cole costs money and we can't have that poo poo, right?

e-

Mike_V posted:

How's it feel to have teams bail out your most hated rival? Feels good that it's no longer teams doing it for the Hawks (please don't trade for Seabrook anyone).

Also, Vegas is definitely losing in round one if they're gonna give Reaves some decent minutes.

Escrow teams are to Chicago as improbable trades are to Pittsburgh.

"Rob Scuderi? Here, have this Trevor Daley!".

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Feb 24, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

God damnit, I was all ready to go with an Ocean's Eleven pun to suggest to iospace for a thread title and there are only 10 pieces involved in the trade. :fuckoff:

e- The 11th piece is the retained salary. NHL Trade Deadline 2018- Vegas Hasn't Been Robbed This Hard Since Ocean's Eleven

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Feb 24, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

hifi posted:

you can replace ian cole with luke schenn or kevin connauton either of whom the coyotes will probably retain max salary on for a 4th or less

Look at this underachiever suggesting this when we all know Matt Hunwick is going to Ottawa for Erik Karlsson at 50% retained and Ian Cole.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


I just came here to add his name to the list.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

eXXon posted:

The Leafs got Kapanen and Andersen out of Kessel so that's not really basically nothing.

I was going to say, the Leafs got something out of that deal though, at the time, it didn't seem like much.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/NYIslanders/status/967473591641141248

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Pornographic Memory posted:

If anybody wanted to read the nitty gritty details on the Brassard trade, since it was technically 4 different trades, here you go:
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/967411181634727937

1. Pittsburgh sent 3rd round pick to Vegas for Tobias Lindberg
2. Vegas sends Pittsburgh's 3rd round pick to Ottawa for Brassard
3. Vegas sends Brassard with 40% salary retained to Pittsburgh for Ryan Reaves and a 4th round pick
4. Pittsburgh sends 1st round pick, Filip Gustavsson, and Ian Cole to Ottawa for 3rd round pick and Vincent Dunn

Apparently the trade took so long to finalize because they had to work things out so that every transaction had pieces going both ways, instead of say Ottawa sending Brassard to Vegas for nothing because he's immediately going to Pittsburgh. I also like that this technically means Brassard was traded for a 3rd round pick, a 4th round pick, and Ryan Reaves, and the other stuff Ottawa got was actually just from a hilariously lopsided trade for a career minor leaguer.

The only non-Columbus hockey jersey I own is a Vegas home and I kind of want to make it a Derick Brassard jersey now.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/markscheig/status/967544606433906688

I don't know if this means he's a scratch or if he's just making an observation, but Columbus was in on getting him back and the Blackhawks are in Columbus tonight.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


I kinda want him to end up in Nashville for the multi-generational Jackets West roster (Nash, Johansen, Hartnell).

e- Uncle Bob: https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/967577971664957440

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/markscheig/status/967579858627977216

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Eric the Mauve posted:

I wonder how little in players/picks Melnyk would take for Karlsson if someone agreed to take Ryan's contract off his hands.

I also wonder how much it would take to persuade Jim Rutherford's good friends in Vegas to swallow said contract. No reason. Just wondering.

A second deal where Vegas launders money for Pittsburgh has got to be the point where somebody in the NHL calls bullshit, right? :flag:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Nashville/Pittsburgh II is going to be a god drat war.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

eXXon posted:

Um so is Ryan Ellis just going to play on the third pair or what?

Ellis/Jones would've been a hell of a third pair if they hadn't traded Jones.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

HNIC says there might be "stealth teams" in on EK as well.

C'mon Jarmo...come charging down that ramp with a steel chair...

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jarmo apparently doesn't want to trade the CBJ's first unless it's a hell of a deal.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Letestu back to CBJ. Three way with Nashville.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Doesn't have the style points of JR's deal, but the full deal is Nashville trades Pontus Aberg to Edmonton for Mark Letestu. Nashville then trades Letestu to Columbus for a 4th.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm also going to go with roster space for Nashville.

Mark Letestu is pumped as hell to be back with Columbus:

https://twitter.com/JacketsInsider/status/967819627379265536

:unsmith:

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