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What will be the Match of the Night?
This poll is closed.
The Balor Club vs The Miztourage 2 2.20%
The Bar vs Titus Worldwide 4 4.40%
Nia Jax vs Asuka 5 5.49%
"Woken" Matt Hardy vs Bray Wyatt 9 9.89%
The Men's Elimination Chamber Match 14 15.38%
The Women's Elimination Chamber Match 11 12.09%
The thread arguing about the quality of the show afterwards 46 50.55%
Total: 91 votes
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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lmao Paul just looks at Rosenberg and goes "WHO ARE YOU?"

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Zyla posted:

is..elias good now?

Great on the mic, very good character/gimmick, so-so wrestler.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Jerusalem posted:

so-so wrestler.

*shakes head, points downward*

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i'm with paul, who the gently caress is that guy

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



did I blink and miss the tag title match or did that get bumped to the main card

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Are they lowering the chamber to have a match and then raising it and then lowering it again later?

bartok
May 10, 2006



LOL at Paul asking Peter Rosenberg who he was

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
i hope they kick off with the men's match so they can give the women their "historic first-time main event" and i can tune out by 8:45.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
God Fastlane is gonna suck

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Great on the mic, very good character/gimmick, so-so wrestler.

j-ru ur the best poster i love you

:glomp:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Abroham Lincoln posted:

did I blink and miss the tag title match or did that get bumped to the main card

Good Brothers vs Miztourage already happened.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
god is the men's elimination chamber match kicking off the show?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Jerusalem posted:

Great on the mic, very good character/gimmick, so-so wrestler.

its actually a very basic, not that impressive gimmick, he is only ok on the mic and he is ehhh in the ring but he has a SECRET X FACTOR that makes him unnaturally charismatic in the role

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

i'm with paul, who the gently caress is that guy
he paid to be there.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Benne posted:

God Fastlane is gonna suck

Start saving up car crash gifs

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Sugar Blaster posted:

i hope they kick off with the men's match so they can give the women their "historic first-time main event" and i can tune out by 8:45.

Jerusalem in celebration of such a historic event, please ban sexist pigs like this guy.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

DEAR RICHARD posted:

god is the men's elimination chamber match kicking off the show?

yes

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Spiffster posted:

You fuckers need to date better people :wtc:

But I don't know Becky Lynch's phone number. :(

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

gently caress i love the elimination chamber its my favorite gimmick

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

gently caress i love the elimination chamber its my favorite gimmick

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DEAR RICHARD posted:

god is the men's elimination chamber match kicking off the show?

If so, I assume the finish will involve a Rousey angle, with the worst case scenario being Stephanie McMahon being involved.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Saint Freak posted:

Start saving up car crash gifs


I didn't have the network when the first Fastlane happened but those gifs made it one of my favorite threads

bartok
May 10, 2006



Benne posted:

God Fastlane is gonna suck

The PPVs that sound terrible on paper turn out to be fun. Or at least that is what I'm telling myself since I'm going to that show.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Spiffster posted:

You fuckers need to date better people :wtc:

Oh I am waaaaaaaaay better, last ex was 11 years older than me, married twice before, 3 kids, and the middle child was pregnant at 17, BUT she was an admittedly amazing pastry chef, former stripper, and Dominatrix. Classic hourglass figure, yeah but crazier than a bag of cats.

Now my current gf is 11 years younger than I am, no kids never married, bachelors in Accounting, and just a really nice person all around. It also helps she's super hot and I'm some how batting way outta my league.


But holy poo poo the sex with ex was amazing cause she was so loving nuts

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MotU posted:

its actually a very basic, not that impressive gimmick, he is only ok on the mic and he is ehhh in the ring but he has a SECRET X FACTOR that makes him unnaturally charismatic in the role

I don't know, I think his improv work is pretty loving good. Maybe I'm just starved since 98% of everybody else is overly scripted and micro-managed, but he seems to know exactly how to play to the crowd to get the pumped up.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

wow rocket league sponsors a lot of stuff for wwe

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i didn't receive a pm so i'm a few minutes late

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Jerusalem posted:

Good Brothers vs Miztourage already happened.

oh, i thought the bar was gonna be on the preshow too

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



the lights on the new chamber setup are cool

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Yep, women's match first.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Abroham Lincoln posted:

oh, i thought the bar was gonna be on the preshow too

u dont go to the bar til after the show usually

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Women's Chamber match is opening the show

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Jesus when did they turn it into the space chamber

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



I can't wait for the first ever Women's Championship Scramble match!!!

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Jerusalem posted:

I don't know, I think his improv work is pretty loving good. Maybe I'm just starved since 98% of everybody else is overly scripted and micro-managed, but he seems to know exactly how to play to the crowd to get the pumped up.


I don't know why but I loved the time he asked the audience what WWE stood for, got WHAT chants back and shot back with "And don't you forget it"

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
my nazi waifu alexa is going to win this

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

its good that this is happening first so the winner can show they've earned the honor of fighting boring terrible nonwrestler ronda rousey, the BIG DOG 2.0

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Hahahah, the XFL? LOL shot makes it into the video package.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Absolution is completely pointless without Paige

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John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

once this chamber match is over and done that's one less "first time ever" they can never shut up about so i can't wait

i think a TLC match is the only big-name gimmick match they haven't done for women yet? we are so close to freedom

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