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Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

Howdy, y'all

# ? Feb 26, 2018 12:33

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

# ? Feb 26, 2018 12:36

Sand Dan: May 15, 2017; welcum 2 our sick cyberpunk h e l l

# ? Feb 26, 2018 12:38

Squish: Nov 22, 2007; Unrelenting.; Lipstick Apathy

A shy gypsy had a trypt through my crypt.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 12:41

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Hi

Truthfully, I'm just glad any first post (not by my hand) didn't contain sass. "Gas" is a word without a taboo, you know.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 12:42

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

gently caress you op

# ? Feb 26, 2018 12:45

Angela Lansburial: Feb 9, 2005; Nothing to see here.

I am a dumb idiot. holy poo poo do I suck.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:04

Tafferling: Oct 22, 2008; DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

Im gay

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:09

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Tafferling posted:

Im gay

I, too, am gay.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:12

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

What is your opinion on using 3 inst3ad

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:13

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

russia hillary clinton donald trump

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:14

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:16

TeamIce: Mar 16, 2004; LET JESUS FUCK YOU

gently caress you this poo poo sucks

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:18

schmuckfeatures: Oct 27, 2003; Hair Elf

What? Why would I want to do that? How profoundly absurd, OP.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:19

schmuckfeatures: Oct 27, 2003; Hair Elf

So, now to start our story:�

Branton Hills was a small town in a rich agricultural district; and having many a possibility for growth. But, through a sort of smug satisfaction with conditions of long ago, had no thought of improving such important adjuncts as roads; putting up public buildings, nor laying out parks; in fact a dormant, slowly dying community. So satisfactory was its status that it had no form of transportation to surrounding towns but by railroad, or "old Dobbin." Now, any town thus isolating its inhabitants, will invariably find this big, busy world passing it by; glancing at it, curiously, as at an odd animal at a circus; and, you will find, caring not a whit about its condition. Naturally, a town should grow. You can look upon it as a child; which, through natural conditions, should attain manhood; and add to its surrounding thriving districts its products of farm, shop, or factory. It should show a spirit of association with surrounding towns; crawl out of its lair, and find how backward it is.

Now, in all such towns, you will find, occasionally, an individual born with that sort of brain which, knowing that his town is backward, longs to start things toward improving it; not only its living conditions, but adding an institution or two, such as any city, big or small, maintains, gratis, for its inhabitants. But so forward looking a man finds that trying to instill any such notions into a town's ruling body is about as satisfactory as butting against a brick wall. Such "Boards" as you find ruling many a small town, function from such a soporific rut that any hint of digging cash from its cast iron strong box with its big brass padlock, will fall upon minds as rigid as rock.

FART.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:24

420 SWAGLORD: Apr 20, 2014; saban bajramovic

Easy, op.

...poo poo

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:37

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

Wow, looks as if plagarism is afoot.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:38

Monos Bullet: Dec 6, 2016; Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

schmuckfeatures posted:

So, now to start our story:�

Branton Hills was a small town in a rich agricultural district; and having many a possibility for growth. But, through a sort of smug satisfaction with conditions of long ago, had no thought of improving such important adjuncts as roads; putting up public buildings, nor laying out parks; in fact a dormant, slowly dying community. So satisfactory was its status that it had no form of transportation to surrounding towns but by railroad, or "old Dobbin." Now, any town thus isolating its inhabitants, will invariably find this big, busy world passing it by; glancing at it, curiously, as at an odd animal at a circus; and, you will find, caring not a whit about its condition. Naturally, a town should grow. You can look upon it as a child; which, through natural conditions, should attain manhood; and add to its surrounding thriving districts its products of farm, shop, or factory. It should show a spirit of association with surrounding towns; crawl out of its lair, and find how backward it is.

Now, in all such towns, you will find, occasionally, an individual born with that sort of brain which, knowing that his town is backward, longs to start things toward improving it; not only its living conditions, but adding an institution or two, such as any city, big or small, maintains, gratis, for its inhabitants. But so forward looking a man finds that trying to instill any such notions into a town's ruling body is about as satisfactory as butting against a brick wall. Such "Boards" as you find ruling many a small town, function from such a soporific rut that any hint of digging cash from its cast iron strong box with its big brass padlock, will fall upon minds as rigid as rock.

FART.

holy poo poo :ypop:

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:39