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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Codependent Poster posted:

What you mean THE IRRESISTIBLE FORCE™ teaming with THE GODDESS™ and fighting THE BOSS™?

Fixed

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Codependent Poster posted:

What you mean THE IRRESISTIBLE FORCE teaming with THE GODDESS and fighting THE BOSS?

"Goddess" and "Boss" at least work since they're simple and single-word. No one talks like that otherwise.

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!

Dango Bango posted:

Wait Liam McPoyle is investigating Tupac and Biggie's murders?

Gotta do something else besides incest

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
the wwe universe has taken to calling him the wildcat!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I'm just waiting to see the leader of the Cenation

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Intruder posted:

I'm just waiting to see the leader of the Cenation

What type of government does the Cenation operate under?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

My favorite is the Extraordinary Man who does Extraordinary Things, because I’m not actually sure they know that’s just 2 ways to say the same word.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

DarkstarIV posted:

What type of government does the Cenation operate under?

merchant republic

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
sasha is bad

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
hahahaha gently caress yeah bayley

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
haha

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Oof that was a bad dropkick Asuka

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The feud of half heel turns.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hahahaha

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Bayley officially smarter than Becky Lynch.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
CROW BAYLEY
CROW BAYLEY
CROW BAYLEY

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Here's Bayley with a Bay- *it's not a belly to belly* OOH A SUPLEX

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Why would you not end the match on the Bayley spot????

The decision making is baffling.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gimme dat Bayley/Sasha feud at Wrestlemania :getin:

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
What, Bayley is the one you turn?!

How does WWE get such easy things so wrong?

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

ASUKA A BEAST

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

a new study bible! posted:

Why would you not end the match on the Bayley spot????

The decision making is baffling.

then asuka would lose

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Gimmie the WrestleMania match. Sasha v Bailey. DO IT.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
It was cool that Asuka realized she did that armbar too close to the ropes and grabbed Mickie's leg.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I think I like Bayley again

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Nia has the worst facial reactions.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

a new study bible! posted:

Why would you not end the match on the Bayley spot????

The decision making is baffling.

Because of Asuka’s winning streak. Winning streaks are bad for booking.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
This Sasha/Bayley thing is the easiest thing.

Why are they making it this convoluted???

Oh wait I know why.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Gimme heel Bayley over heel Sasha any day.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Aphrodite posted:

My favorite is the Extraordinary Man who does Extraordinary Things, because I’m not actually sure they know that’s just 2 ways to say the same word.

I thought it was Ordinary Man who does Extraordinary Things. It's even dumber than I thought

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nice of them to show Asuka glaring a hole at somebody outside the ring, cut to Bayley outside the ring, back to Asuka still glaring a hole at somebody outside the ring, then finally reveal it's Alexa she's glaring at.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

DarkstarIV posted:

Nia has the worst facial reactions.
She's very good at looking happy and polite and nice and like she's made everyone tea and brought cupcakes.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

pressedbunny posted:

What, Bayley is the one you turn?!

How does WWE get such easy things so wrong?

Sami became a great heel, maybe it can work for Bayley too.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Aphrodite posted:

Because of Asuka’s winning streak. Winning streaks are bad for booking.

They're not bad if your booking doesn't require every wrestler in the division to wrestle a 6 person tag every single week.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

John Cena will talk to the universe

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Jerusalem posted:

Nice of them to show Asuka glaring a hole at somebody outside the ring, cut to Bayley outside the ring, back to Asuka still glaring a hole at somebody outside the ring, then finally reveal it's Alexa she's glaring at.

Hey on the plus side at least Michael Cole wasn't saying "AND YOU CAN SEE ASUKA IS GLARING AT SOMEBODY"

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I don’t think that counts as a heel move for Bayley, that’s just a face not being a dumbass for once. Especially with her running in to help Asuka.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

The guy who repeatedly books matches for himself isn't sure how he will get to Wrestlemania

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Aphrodite posted:

Because of Asuka’s winning streak. Winning streaks are bad for booking.

Undefeated streaks are fine when booked properly. See: Asuka in NXT. (Though I'd have liked her to do a job on the way out as tradition would dictate.)

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bartok
May 10, 2006



I hope the rumor that Shinsuke vs. Cena at Fastlane is happening because I'm going to be at that show.

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