a guns n roses t-shirt but it says "not right now, though, I mean before"

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Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

a smashing pumpkins t-shirt but it says "but before billy went crazy or whatever's going on. I haven't really kept up to be honest"

a sex pistols t-shirt but it says "but let's not talk about it right now"

a blue oyster cult t-shirt but it says "right, the band that made burnin for you and don't fear the reaper. and godzilla, right. yeah those are good songs but they're not specifically why I'm wearing this shirt"

# ? Feb 27, 2018 12:02

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:09

Dads Dip Cup

a fastball t-shirt but it says "yeah you kinda had to be there, I guess"

# ? Feb 27, 2018 13:03

alnilam

A Gilbert and Sullivan t shirt but from before they got big with the hms pinafore

# ? Feb 27, 2018 13:13

redm

a The Pixies t shirt that says "fight club yeah sure great"

# ? Feb 27, 2018 13:25

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

A Beatles shirt that says "Ringo Who?"

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 14:46

CheeseThief: Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

A No Doubt T shirt that does not feature Gwen Stefani.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:31

cda: by Hand Knit

A Justin Beiber shirt that says "Justin Beiber sucks but when I was in the hospital with my mom just before she passed away "Somebody To Love" played on the radio so now every time I hear it" on the FRONT SIDE and then on the back it says "it reminds me of her and I really love my mom, which is why I'm wearing this shirt, so don't judge me"

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# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:41

alnilam

cda posted:

A Justin Beiber shirt that says "Justin Beiber sucks but when I was in the hospital with my mom just before she passed away "Somebody To Love" played on the radio so now every time I hear it" on the FRONT SIDE and then on the back it says "it reminds me of her and I really love my mom, which is why I'm wearing this shirt, so don't judge me"

# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:47

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

a swastika armband that says "but like not the holocaust"

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:48

cda: by Hand Knit

a star of david, but with an asterisk next to it

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# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:54

redm

a rainbow spelling out the words "no homo"

# ? Feb 27, 2018 16:01

alnilam

blaise rascal posted:

a swastika armband that says "but like not the holocaust"

*pushes glasses up nose* it's called a manji, an ancient glyph of protection, and you can tell it's not nazi bc it goes counter clockwise

# ? Feb 27, 2018 16:04

CheeseThief: Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

A MAGA hat and then in small italics along the brim "if we can all agree on a point of reference when it was great to begin with".

# ? Feb 27, 2018 16:30

alnilam

CheeseThief posted:

A MAGA hat and then in small italics along the brim "if we can all agree on a point of reference when it was great to begin with".

this but from when it was the slogan of a different politician in the 80s

# ? Feb 27, 2018 16:41

Macnult

A Sonic Youth t-shirt that says �yes I know about the divorce�

# ? Feb 27, 2018 17:21

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

A Phish shirt that says "yes highschool classmates I can probably get you some oxys"

Then on the back says
"I promise just give me another week"

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# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:48

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Chasterson posted:

A Phish shirt that says "yes highschool classmates I can probably get you some oxys"

Then on the back says
"I promise just give me another week"

lol

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:00

alnilam

a diogenes t-shirt but from his grungy athens period, not corinth when he got mainstream

# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:52

FluffieDuckie

cda posted:

A Justin Beiber shirt that says "Justin Beiber sucks but when I was in the hospital with my mom just before she passed away "Somebody To Love" played on the radio so now every time I hear it" on the FRONT SIDE and then on the back it says "it reminds me of her and I really love my mom, which is why I'm wearing this shirt, so don't judge me"

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:08

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

A Michael Jackson shirt but on the back it says "He made Thriller."

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:28

Koishi Komeiji

A Nickelback shirt that says: Please help me this is not an attempt at irony, I need help.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:49

Farecoal: There he go

An "I <3 Fascism! But not the the Hitler kind, the Mussolini kind" t-shirt

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:02

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Red hot chili peppers shirt but under the asterisk it says

*I'm out of clean clothes and an ex left this at my place

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:13

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Hugh Malone posted:

Red hot chili peppers shirt but under the asterisk it says

*I'm out of clean clothes and an ex left this at my place

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:36

cda: by Hand Knit

Macnult posted:

A Sonic Youth t-shirt that says �yes I know about the divorce�

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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:54

Manifisto

a john deere cap that says "is it possible to be aware that some people have used a symbol ironically and yet display it unironically, or does the irony awareness taint and ruin everything forever?"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 27, 2018 22:30

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

CheeseThief posted:

A MAGA hat and then in small italics along the brim "if we can all agree on a point of reference when it was great to begin with".

I have a button from when I volunteered with Bernie's campaign and I have half a mind to get a MAGA hat and put the Bernie button on it.

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# ? Feb 27, 2018 23:03

Farecoal: There he go

Cyberpunkey Monkey posted:

I have a button from when I volunteered with Bernie's campaign and I have half a mind to get a MAGA hat and put the Bernie button on it.

some people would do that unironically so that might not be a good idea

# ? Feb 28, 2018 04:35

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Koishi Komeiji posted:

A Nickelback shirt that says: Please help me this is not an attempt at irony, I need help.

whoa, I had this exact same joke in mind, but I didn't post it because I couldn't figure out how to word it this well

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Feb 28, 2018 13:37

redm

a sublime t shirt that says "i dont have any weed on me rn sorry"

_{sig by Manifisto}

# ? Feb 28, 2018 13:51

cda: by Hand Knit

A Tool shirt that's just a regular Tool shirt so you know I like Tool

# ? Feb 28, 2018 13:53

redm

a house of pain t shirt that says "insane in the membrane"

_{sig by Manifisto}

# ? Feb 28, 2018 14:30

take the moon: by sebmojo

a 311 shirt with all the lyrics to Down jammed in there

# ? Feb 28, 2018 15:51

RazzleDazzleHour

a reversable dixie chicks shirt

one side says "but before they said that stuff about bush"

flip it inside out and the other side says "but after they said that stuff about bush"

# ? Feb 28, 2018 20:33

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Paul McCartney shirt that says "I love my lesbian grandma"

# ? Feb 28, 2018 22:19

FluffieDuckie

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

a reversable dixie chicks shirt

one side says "but before they said that stuff about bush"

flip it inside out and the other side says "but after they said that stuff about bush"

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Feb 28, 2018 22:54

Twenty Four

A black metal band shirt but instead of the spiky band name it says "If you ask me what my shirt says, you owe me a beer"

# ? Mar 1, 2018 12:15

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

NO FEAR

except ghosts

# ? Mar 2, 2018 06:53

Manifisto

Drink-Mix Man posted:

NO FEAR

except ghosts

# ? Mar 2, 2018 06:57

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:09

Sham bam bamina!: ƨtupid cat

a nirvana shirt with courtney love on it

# ? Mar 2, 2018 07:12

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