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1500quidporsche
Jan 19, 2014

Nothing gets my dick harder than Lorenzo~~
Believe it!!!



DoctorGonzo posted:

They are good

Who???

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iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Grimey Drawer


*checks notes* I believe I'm supposed to say "Mike Jones" here.

BubbaGrace
Jul 14, 2006

All we do is win... half of the time



iospace posted:

*checks notes* I believe I'm supposed to say "Mike Jones" here.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.



Brussels sprouts

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

OH LOOK MY HEROES RETIRED ON A LOW BECAUSE THEY'RE SHIT, MAYBE THIS IS A SIGN FOR ME TO RETIRE AS A MOD TO EMULATE MY HEROES?


iospace posted:

*checks notes* I believe I'm supposed to say "Mike Jones" here.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scuderia_Ferrari

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

He doesn't know when he's beaten, this boy, he doesn't know when he's winning either. He doesn't have any sort of sensory apparatus.



Poll time:

a) Grosjean crashes in FP1, FP2 and due to the awesome mechanics fixing his car lands somewhere in the backfield, starts last due to his penalty, and crashes all by himself, lonely, with tears in his eyes while fiddling with the brake balance sometime during laps 3 to 7

b) Grosjean crashes in qualifying, starts from the pitlane, and crashes lonely with tears in his eyes while fiddling with brake balance somewhere during lap 7 and 10

c) Grosjean get's his poo poo together, doesn't crash in FP or quali, manages to get a good grid position in the top ten, faces his penalty, and then crashes into at least three cars in St. Devote directly after start. While the remains - or should I say Romains - of his car get lifted into the truck, he sits there, lonely, with tears in his eyes, wishing he'd fiddled with brake balance before start

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



tuo posted:

Poll time:

a) Grosjean crashes in FP1, FP2 and due to the awesome mechanics fixing his car lands somewhere in the backfield, starts last due to his penalty, and crashes all by himself, lonely, with tears in his eyes while fiddling with the brake balance sometime during laps 3 to 7

This except after going over half race distance and putting the wear on the engine and generally wasting everyone's time

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005




Grimey Drawer




Good poo poo op.

#ForzaFerrari

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000


Wikipedia defines success as "having competed"?

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Grimey Drawer

Ferrari. The Dallas Cowboys of Formula 1.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


track day bro! posted:



Good poo poo op.

#ForzaFerrari

Phwoar what a team.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

new engines, who dis?


iospace posted:

*checks notes* I believe I'm supposed to say "Fernando Alonso" here.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.


Remember the year ferari where leading but completely hosed it due to incompetence it was 2018

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.


also lol at the loosingest team in Formula 1 somehow being the most successful

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Grimey Drawer

Remember when Massa in a Ferrari had a chance to win the WDC but got beat on the last race? Good times.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


We all love Ferrari. #ForzaFerrari

Frond
Mar 12, 2018


Dubs posted:

also lol at the loosingest team in Formula 1 somehow being the most successful

What is this sentence?

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

new engines, who dis?


Frond posted:

What is this sentence?

#ForzaRetardi

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005




Grimey Drawer

lol @ the mental gymnastics itt from some bitter anglo ppl to discredit the best team in the history of Formula 1, which is Scuderia Ferrari

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


track day bro! posted:

lol @ the mental gymnastics itt from some bitter anglo ppl to discredit the best team in the history of Formula 1, which is Scuderia Ferrari

They have won a lot of races. Imagine all those race wins, mmm. Would be very salty if I was a fan of a british wasteteam.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

new engines, who dis?


Feels Villeneuve posted:

They have won a lot of races. Imagine all those race wins, mmm. Would be very salty if I was a fan of a british wasteteam.

*checks stats* Ferrari has lost 726 races, McLaren has lost 648. drat, what a Fail Team Ferrari are.

The Kimoa Kid
Jun 28, 2007

This is brand synergy.
Orange.
Heat.
Success.
Centre aligned for Ron.
An endless pit of money with no function.


Wow, says here that the UK has won more races than every other nation combined.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

new engines, who dis?


The Kimoa Kid posted:

Wow, says here that the UK has won more races than every other nation combined.

Italy? More like FAILtaly, am i right?

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin



I like the 2nd gen FE car, I think it looks cool. I'd like to get into the races more, but just can't seem to care that much.


I support more Canadian drivers in F1, but not if they're just garbage. And this guy looks to be far behind Stroll by his results. This is not promising. Enjoy your money, William- I mean McLaren. Thanks for making our whole country look bad in the process.

The Kimoa Kid
Jun 28, 2007

This is brand synergy.
Orange.
Heat.
Success.
Centre aligned for Ron.
An endless pit of money with no function.


Latifi is not racing for McLaren.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



Scuderia Ferrari is the best team in Grand Prix racing and their triumphs and tragedy are closely watched by the best fans: The tifosi.

When Scuderia Ferrari wins we are happy, when they lose we ask what is the meaning of life.

Scuderia Ferrari reflects all of us as we struggle in this compliicated world

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006




Fun Shoe

track day bro! posted:

lol @ the mental gymnastics itt from some bitter anglo ppl to discredit the best team in the history of Formula 1, which is Scuderia Ferrari

Shake my head.....

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.


GramCracker posted:

Ferrari has lost 726 races what a Fail Team Ferrari are.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



Ferrari won the electoral vote (championship wins)
Who cares about the popular vote (number of races)

Mercedes did the holocaust
RBR loving sucks
Williams and Mclaren should be banned from the sport.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

He doesn't know when he's beaten, this boy, he doesn't know when he's winning either. He doesn't have any sort of sensory apparatus.



Mercedes knows suspension and engines, plus some aero and how to get decent staff and drivers

Red Bull knows aero, how to use suspension for aero, how to use what comes out of the engine for aero, and how to get decent staff and some decent drivers

Ferraris knows how to paint the car red, how to make an engine inside a red car, and how to create unique sidepods so it seems they know aero better than the rest


One of the three also gets a shitton of money from FIA and can ban any rule that does not put an advantage on a car that is painted red

Also Ferrari doesn't know how to get decent staff. Brawn and the guy they fired after his wife died are the exception to the rule.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


DoctorGonzo posted:

Scuderia Ferrari is the best team in Grand Prix racing and their triumphs and tragedy are closely watched by the best fans: The tifosi.

When Scuderia Ferrari wins we are happy, when they lose we ask what is the meaning of life.

Scuderia Ferrari reflects all of us as we struggle in this compliicated world

That's some #real poo poo op. Thank you #ForzaFerrari

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tuo
Jun 17, 2016

He doesn't know when he's beaten, this boy, he doesn't know when he's winning either. He doesn't have any sort of sensory apparatus.



I mean, they had Alonso and couldn't get anything off it. They are basically as bad as McLaren is right now.

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