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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

What is this boring crap we're watching? Check if Antiques Roadshow is on



Kimiís race engineer has left to go to manor endurance racing btw.

Itís a bit weak if heís the sacrificial lamb for last year ďIím sorry but you should have warned Kimi that Seb would come up the inside like a lunatic and take the pair of them outĒ

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

Unlike me, many of you have accepted the situation of your imprisonment, and will die here like rotten cabbages.

Whilst engine manufacturers might be required to provide all this aforementioned data I imagine there are ways to do so in less than helpful ways. Such as 5 minutes before the start of qualifying and produced by my dad so a bunch of screenshots copy and pasted into a powerpoint.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

*AUTISM INSTENSIFIES*



"Whilst the dossiers for each team may be identical it would appear that some are being operated in a different way to others being supplied by the same manufacturer

"It is therefore our view that all power units supplied by one manufacturer should be identical, not only in terms of the dossier for each team being the same, but we also feel they should be operated in an identical way.

"With this in mind, we will expect all power units supplied by the same manufacturer to be:

"i) Identical according to the dossier for each team.

"and, unless a team informs us that they have declined any of the following, they should be:

"ii) Run with identical software and must be capable of being operated in precisely the same way.

"iii) Run with identical specifications of oil and fuel."

I imagine the FIA would take a dim view of a manufacturer not giving the right instructions as that would not make the supplied power units "capable of being operated in precisely the same way"

freeranger
Jan 7, 2006



DoctorGonzo posted:

Welp im going to meet the ex today, Im a loving idiot.

I know you said this was called off, but seriously....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utbeH4ivHis

The Kimoa Kid
Jun 28, 2007


Renault has a vested interest in giving their customers power unit parity, or at least they claim to, since they want to directly compare their chassis with Red Bull and McLaren. Iím sure that wonít last for long.

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003




The Kimoa Kid posted:

Renault has a vested interest in giving their customers power unit parity, or at least they claim to, since they want to directly compare their chassis with Red Bull and McLaren. Iím sure that wonít last for long.

F1: If they ain't cheating, they ain't competing, I reckon Renault will hold some info/secrets back

1500quidpoocati
Jan 19, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


#ForzaScuderia

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


McLaren is gunning for a works deal.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

What is this boring crap we're watching? Check if Antiques Roadshow is on



https://twitter.com/F1/status/969855816344813568?s=20

freeranger
Jan 7, 2006



That was my first ever time seeing an F1 race live.

Sat next to a drunken Dutch fan that loved Jos Verstappen and was pissed off that Frentzin had taken his ride at Arrows. So he spent 3 days flipping off the Arrows cars each time they drove past.

Good times.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014



I met the Icelandic 1500quid last night. He was talking my ear off in the bar about how much he loves Gardener's World on the BBC.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007





The Kimoa Kid posted:

Renault has a vested interest in giving their customers power unit parity, or at least they claim to, since they want to directly compare their chassis with Red Bull and McLaren. Iím sure that wonít last for long.

when does that new exec who was previously with the FIA and privy to everyone's designs off gardening leave and joining Renault? I'm guessing that's right around the time the Red Bulls and McLarens start blowing up start running into issues.

The Kimoa Kid
Jun 28, 2007


News: https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/...mposer-1010946/

Views: https://youtu.be/V_h7Lm7C9Nk

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.



Views: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbZMnF1VNlE

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.


A race I remember but not fondly. I was still in a uni halls of residence and I got up to watch the race in the early, only to find an overweight and naked man asleep on the spare bed in the living room, arse only a foot or so away from the tv. I had to spend the next couple of hours trying not to be distracted by the frequent and wet farts he was letting rip...

How my dedication to F1 has fallen.

Also: interview with a charmer... https://www.theguardian.com/media/2...ents-to-go-home

Pablo Bluth fucked around with this message at Mar 3, 2018 around 14:47

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

*AUTISM INSTENSIFIES*



https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/...in-2018-1010673

Actually read this

Then eat the hat 1500

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007

Ignore my post and just imagine the sound of me gargling Lewis Hamilton's dick, for I am the Andrew Benson of the Worst Thread.


Oh.

my god.


https://imgur.com/a/BXXhS

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014




Thanks OP, gonna crank one out to that now.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

*AUTISM INSTENSIFIES*




Pretty sure this is some kind of hate crime

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

OH LOOK MY HEROES RETIRED ON A LOW BECAUSE THEY'RE SHIT, MAYBE THIS IS A SIGN FOR ME TO RETIRE AS A MOD TO EMULATE MY HEROES?


Would to all except, unsurprisingly, the British ones.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

*AUTISM INSTENSIFIES*



You need higher standards, mate

The Kimoa Kid
Jun 28, 2007


Lady Leclerc got me all flustered

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

SOMEONE MADE A BOO BOO IN THEIR NAPPY AGAIN


The Kimoa Kid posted:

Lady Kimi got me all flustered

Also Formula 1 is dead

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

OH LOOK MY HEROES RETIRED ON A LOW BECAUSE THEY'RE SHIT, MAYBE THIS IS A SIGN FOR ME TO RETIRE AS A MOD TO EMULATE MY HEROES?


Tsaedje posted:

You need higher standards, mate

I'm married, any port in a storm, etc

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

SOMEONE MADE A BOO BOO IN THEIR NAPPY AGAIN


Dont talk about your love life please

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

*AUTISM INSTENSIFIES*



Gigi Galli posted:

I'm married, any port in a storm, etc

Even female Ericsson and Verstappen?

1500quidpoocati
Jan 19, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Tsaedje posted:

Even female Ericsson and Verstappen?

You obviously haven't been in prison.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

SOMEONE MADE A BOO BOO IN THEIR NAPPY AGAIN


Female Sainz is just Penťlope Cruz

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006



Theophany posted:

Thanks OP, gonna crank one out to that now.

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

Probate me for one month if Stroll has more WDC points than McLaren at the end of the season.

Forgot about this one. Added to the list.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003
wittiness not included

My beautiful Alonso. What have they done to you??

geonetix
Mar 6, 2011




Thatís a case of the reddit happened. My poor Alonso

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

new series, who dis?



gently caress yeah, I'm amped to watch some Formula 1ô

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

new series, who dis?


iospace posted:

Forgot about this one. Added to the list.

Give me a month if the season ends and Fernando Alonso has less WDC points than the WCC points of Toro Rosso-Honda or less WDC points than Stroll.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004




Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006



GramCracker posted:

Give me a month if the season ends and Fernando Alonso has less WDC points than the WCC points of Toro Rosso-Honda or less WDC points than Stroll.

Actually, can I update my Toxx to this?

The Kimoa Kid
Jun 28, 2007


Formula Eís on screen graphics are the worst.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

*AUTISM INSTENSIFIES*



They still have fan boost as well. What a loving joke series. Daniel Abt literally won a race

E: Michelin man involved in podium celebrations

Tsaedje fucked around with this message at Mar 3, 2018 around 23:15

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009

My name's ralph and i'm a bad guy. I'm 9 feet tall, i weigh 643 pounds. I'm a wrecker, i wreck things.




Tsaedje posted:

They still have fan boost as well. What a loving joke series. Daniel Abt literally won a race

E: Michelin man involved in podium celebrations

I'd take the Michelin man over Eddie Jordan.

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

SOMEONE MADE A BOO BOO IN THEIR NAPPY AGAIN


Powershift posted:

I'd take the Michelin man over Martin Brundle and David Coulthard

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