F1 2018: Sir, this is a Burger King drive thru

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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Don't do anything to me if Stroll scores more points than all of team mclaren again this year because it's totally going to happen

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 16:41

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

DoctorGonzo posted:

Rename this thread Scuderia Ferrari thread. Thank you.

You mean the Ducati Corse thread, thank you

# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 02:02

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Liberty should bring back the radio ban. I enjoyed Hamilton saying TELL ME WHAT TO DO OR I'M GOING TO PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS and Bono saying WE DO NOT ADVISE THAT LEWIS

# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 21:04

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

NtotheTC posted:

There are two cool and good people at McLaren, Eric Boullier and Fernando Alonso. Both of them have confidence and an air of "I know what I'm doing".

Everyone else was walking around using Ron-speak despite the fact that he's dead or retired or whatever. The rot has clearly set in.

Yeah they were like the only two who seemed to know what was going on, although being rather depressed and fatalistic about it. Everyone else seemed deluded or panicking or didn't know what they were doing.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 01:52

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

No joke I think F1 would be interesting as hell if the top teams disappeared. All of a sudden there might be some battles for wins instead of a predictable outcome every time. But Ferrari Mercedes and RedBull would all have to leave, all the teams with effectively infinite budgets, for that to really happen

# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 02:33

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Hon hon hon, le McLaren, c'est merde

A great post which deserves to be so recognized

# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 20:20

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

That's a pretty safe toxx to make there, did anyone step up and do if Notre Lance gets more points than all of McLaren again?

# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 23:35

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Doesn't Berlusconi have a new racist and/or pedophiliacal political party called Forza Italia?

# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 21:51

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Tsaedje posted:

In other news this is good stuff (if you actually read it and ignore the dumb headline)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/43343666

I love the obvious disdain everyone has for Carmen Jorda's credibility.

She actually kind of agrees with Carmen in that article

# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 15:41

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Bernie would have won

if he were Ferrari team principal

# ¿ Mar 10, 2018 03:37

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

I would like to make a motion that Williams be referred to as Williams-Marussia for the rest of the season

# ¿ Mar 10, 2018 18:44

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Worse with a capital W

# ¿ Mar 10, 2018 19:40

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

That movie is great enough and I know it well enough to know that that "script" you quoted is quite inaccurate

# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 01:46

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Their Nige's mustache is the worst mustache. Keke mustache while smoking is the best.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 14:17

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

GP2 operating system

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:47

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Let�s not lose sight of the clear and obvious fact that Rosberg retired solely to troll the poo poo out of Hamilton.

Nico Rosberg: greatest GP driver or greatest GP driver of all time?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 02:12

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdhQzXHYLZ4
#forzaferrari

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 03:42

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

poty posted:

I hope Our Theresa bans Sirotkin from driving for Williams and gives the seat to Jolyon "The Flash" Palmer

She'd give the job to Kubica because Brits can't do actual work, they have to hire Poles to do it all, and the Poles do a much better job anyway

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 15:38

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Edward Mass posted:

what ESPN puts out, “Martin Brundle with commercials”.

I don't think it is adequately appreciated how awful this will be, especially in light that NBC had the best commentary team operating in the world before this year. Expect U.S. viewers to disappear in vast numbers. If there ever were vast numbers to disappear anyway

# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 19:19

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

I liked Rossi (because he's named after the greatest guy ever) until that move. That was loving dumb, the commentators were saying all through the race how the painted lines in that turn were lovely. Wickens did nothing wrong.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 03:21

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Vettel was also very pro - grid girls

# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 16:40

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Why didn't Scuderia Ferrari think of that? I thought they were the best at cheating

# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 20:53

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Seems like a lazy kind of cheating. Germans are better at everything.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 20:57

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

#forzawilliamsmarussia

# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 21:20

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Did DoctorGonzo's girlfriend like Kubica? Was she that good and that's why it's so hard to get over? Cause I got dumped by a girl who liked to watch MotoGP in bed together, obviously much higher class than someone who likes F1, so I should be complaining a lot more

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 01:37

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

1500quidporsche posted:

Please do not mention MotoGP in this thread because it pisses off like four people who want to hear exclusively about Red Bull front wing developments and how Gonzo's relationship is going. Do not talk about how amazing it was that Zarco smashed the lap record in qualifying on a two year old Yamaha while the two current year Yamahas couldn't even get on the front two rows. Don't try to bring up how close the pecking order is and like eight drivers could win tomorrow. Do not mention how amazing it is that Ducati has sorted their poo poo this year and Lorenzo is the slowest of the three current year bikes. It will make these people upset.

By the way, goondolences on your new av. That's a harsh one.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 02:06

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

The Spanish twinks on bikes aren't nearly as good looking as Fernando though

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 04:23

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Ugh pushbikes

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 16:50

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Basticle posted:

Was he trying to return this?

Ironically he wouldn't have to because those things are reliable with good performance

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 22:34

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Futbol is an even more fraudulent sport than F1

# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 02:30

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Is there anything Our Rossie can't do? Greatest driver or greatest driver of all time?

# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 15:45

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

https://twitter.com/SkySportsF1/status/975703882306347008

I didn't notice it until this picture but the new F1 logo is so bad you can't even tell it says "F1" it just looks like some random wavy lines

# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 18:00

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

What exactly is a Danger Zone in modern F1 terms anyway?

# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 20:18

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

1500quidporsche posted:

There are bees nests near those corners and a bee might fly under the helmet.

This wouldn't be a problem if we had the aeroscreen instead of the abomination that is the halo

# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 20:24

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

While watching a 1996 season review I just learned that at one point in time on planet earth, John Paul Herbert outqualified his teammate Michael Schumacher.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 02:16

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Wirth1000 posted:

Radio messages will be dubbed over with random clips from Days of Thunder.

Lewis Hamilton wins the British GP and the radio message is just a clip of Cole Trickle saying "This ones for you, Harry!"

You mean F1 races will become entertaining and engaging? I find this implausible

# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 19:25