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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I was watching Forensic Files last night.

SO like this 16 year old girl got murdered, and they suspected her family did it, but they couldn't quite prove it. Then they found out that there was a FISA warrant against the family. The FBI was like, I dunno man, it could compromise our stuff. Then the Attorney General at the time was like, it's cool, here you go. They showed a clip of the AG's announcement, and standing right next to him was Robert Muller.

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kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
wake up and there are two trump threads. don't know where to post. oh well i like turdfuzz so this thread it is

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
did the family do it? what was the warrant for? did the fbi give a poo poo/know?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



kopasetic posted:

wake up and there are two trump threads. don't know where to post. oh well i like turdfuzz so this thread it is

Obviously post the same thing in both threads

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Trump is more of a Yosemite Sam because his only two states are failure and incoherent gibbering rage

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Iron Crowned posted:

All the lesbians I've met have been pretty cool

yeah

too cool for school

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
I fuckin' loved Jim Backus, so the idea of using him as the figure of Jefferson Beauregard the Third offends me deeply.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Quotey posted:

did the family do it? what was the warrant for? did the fbi give a poo poo/know?

Yeah, the FISA warrant caught it on audio.

Warrant was because the FBI suspected the family of sending support to terrorists (I forget which group).

The FBI didn't know that they caught it because while they were recording 24/7, it was low-level activity so they weren't monitoring them at all times.

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/969187983873232896
the mooch with the kelly killshot

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Mooch wisely stayed in a different state than his wife at all times so as not to smack her up

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Kelly is the secret force for Decorum in the administration.

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/969193883237220352
canada has drawn first blood. begun the raft wars have.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

reading dis in them ost stereotypical italian american accent possible

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
unsure about a little bit of smack being calling up a reporter drunk at like 2am and saying that bannon sits and sucks his own dick all day, but then again, trump

so i fully support the mooch

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the mooch is right

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Kurtofan posted:

reading dis in them ost stereotypical italian american accent possible

eyyy

badda boom

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
dow futures down 100 pts this morning. must not be liking the upcoming trade war episode

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Kurtofan posted:

the mooch is right

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

the mooch is right

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Quotey posted:

unsure about a little bit of smack being calling up a reporter drunk at like 2am and saying that bannon sits and sucks his own dick all day, but then again, trump

so i fully support the mooch

mooch is the drexl spivey of the white house

just too great of a character to give adequate screen time to

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

kopasetic posted:

dow futures down 100 pts this morning. must not be liking the upcoming trade war episode

if he follows through lol

trump's big ol' pudding brain believing everything is a 0 sum game is fantastic

its amazing

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
the mooch did nothing wrong

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out





kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

if he follows through lol

trump's big ol' pudding brain believing everything is a 0 sum game is fantastic

its amazing

oh he's gonna follow through. president bigly good brains is really mad atm and needs to feel powerful and in control. no way it ain't happening

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Umm you are the person that picked it.

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/969203979245662208
everyone telling Trump not to do it. Trump gonna do it.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Not included in this quote, but a lot of folks in the White House were also apparently "chang[ing] [their] pitch up"

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

kopasetic posted:

oh he's gonna follow through. president bigly good brains is really mad atm and needs to feel powerful and in control. no way it ain't happening

yeah but all the companies that have purchased republicans are going to be pissed about it and tell trump he can't so lol

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol that the mooch has been untainted by trump and so is a good meme

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
the mooch isnt trying to suck his own dick, remember that

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Nichael posted:

tiberian sun was the best

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


trump: im the mad dog now, bitch

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
trump sounds like a good time

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/969205615951216640

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/nytpolitics/status/969196070935855105

:cabot::radcat:

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
good tweet

left guy well trained in the carlson look

right guy, big head, nice and pointy at the top, deep voice, absolute unit. love him.

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



At least if they allow soldiers to carry at all times the marked increase in homicides would undercut the position that teachers should be carrying.

j/k the solution will always be more guns.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



can't wait to see a soldier packin heat on the price is right

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
could listen to this alonzo lunsford lad for days. get him in the white house. HUD should be up for a new director soon

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