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hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

cool now okinawa can get some murders with their rapes

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I remember my mom telling me about a lady in her boot camp who tried to slit her wrist with fingernail clippers.
It seems like her having a gun would've been a bad idea but what do I know?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol that "the penis is evil, the gun is good" is literally the mantra of this era

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Respect our troops and our guns

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Baloogan posted:

lol that "the penis is evil, the gun is good" is literally the mantra of this era

Wait who's saying the penis is evil

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/969207053549035523

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

shovelbum posted:

Wait who's saying the penis is evil

Put your penis in the barrel and pull the triiiiiigggeeer

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

shovelbum posted:

Wait who's saying the penis is evil

The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Put your penis in the barrel and pull the triiiiiigggeeer

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Two Trump threads is like having divorced parents, plz let me live with my grandparents thx

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/mashable/status/969207402615619584

this makes me sad for some reason :doggo:

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Baloogan posted:

The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!

one is for fighting one is for fun

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
They should bring back that thing where if you're on trial for a crime you can just agree to join the army to get out of it.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Good job, silicon valley, you invented loving gator golf

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


is that an actual human or a wax doll

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Guy Goodbody posted:

They should bring back that thing where if you're on trial for a crime you can just agree to join the army to get out of it.

Yeah bring that back and also do away with minimum wage.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Bearjew posted:

Two Trump threads is like having divorced parents, plz let me live with my grandparents thx

old trump thread is out of date. it's a febuary one, fake because the original febuary one got gassed and its title is 2, almost 3 days out of date

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Quotey posted:

old trump thread is out of date. it's a febuary one, fake because the original febuary one got gassed and its title is 2, almost 3 days out of date

maybe the truth is in the middle and a third thread is needed

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

a.lo posted:

Yeah bring that back and also do away with minimum wage.

I don't agree with that second part

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



fits my needs posted:

maybe the truth is in the middle and a third thread is needed

Many sides, many sides

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

deoperationalize yourself and your face and your lungs and your intestines and die gasping for air in a puddle of your own filth ♥

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!



I dunno, I have a cheap toy that moves a laser around for my cats to chase and they love it.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Elephanthead posted:

Umm you are the person that picked it.

was i?? was i?????

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/969207247241924608

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.
beat your swords into plowshares

melt your guns into beautiful infrastructure

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the prophecy
And blessed are those who hear
And who keep what is written therein
For the time is near

All human thought-forms can be condensed into one holy syllable: TRUMP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8dXOz_XZL8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIVgSuuUTwQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm_Qdh4PHZk

TRUMP is part of the iconography found in ancient and medieval era manuscripts, temples, monasteries and spiritual retreats in Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx8IqsmHckchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDR-EMSLM8chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8kp3b5h2DY

TRUMP is one of the most important spiritual symbols.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43824H03N2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZkAz8cJtZMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHJ9ZoGjHnA

TRUMP is a sacred spiritual incantation made before and during the recitation of spiritual texts, during public and private prayers, in ceremonies of rites of passages such as weddings, and sometimes during meditative and spiritual activities such as yoga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLJBzhcSWTkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRXpnXRKM40https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhu_MUcy7Gc

TRUMP has variously been associated with concepts of "cosmic sound" or "mystical syllable" or "affirmation to something divine", or as symbolism for abstract spiritual concepts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE8H0gkDCGohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJpsTVQE32Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHRCBN0jiyo

The oldest texts suggest that the three phonetic components of TRUMP (pronounced TR·AU·MP) correspond to the three stages of cosmic creation, and when it is read or said, it celebrates the creative powers of the universe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErOitC7OyHkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFNRsk48zY0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVWlkeulH_g

Ancient texts offer various shades of meaning to TRUMP, such as it being "the universe beyond the sun", or that which is "mysterious and inexhaustible", or "the infinite language", the infinite knowledge", or "essence of breath, life, everything that exists", or that "with which one is liberated".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU-tT8XxeC0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUEWcH-6x4ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi3K7whmIng

Poetical liturgies orthographically map TRUMP to the audible, the musical truths in its numerous variations (TROUMP, TRAUMP, TRYMP, TRMP, TROMP, TYRUMPO, etc.) and then attempts to extract musical meters from them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oTFTQwWuOAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2pXCIUHwQkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xMmTkfg5XU

TRUMP evolves to mean many abstract ideas in the earliest recountings. Religious scholars state that these philosophical texts recommend TRUMP as a "tool for meditation", explain various meanings that the syllable may be in the mind of one meditating, ranging from "artificial and senseless" to "highest concepts such as the cause of the Universe, essence of life, and Self-knowledge".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq4W7cKXnXQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB7j65XP1m4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLnMDkNDPq0

TRUMP reflects the primordial sound associated with the creation of universe from nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWgc20zbRXkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvUeCz12tNEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEt41bYQBgE

TRUMP is described with various meanings whose descriptions include "the sacred sound", "the Yes!", "the song of the universe", "the infinite", "the all encompassing", "the whole world", "the truth", "the ultimate reality", "the finest essence", "the essence of life", "the vehicle of deepest knowledge", and "Self-knowledge".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVgNSLpiM2Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uWDCDJD_4whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHDcFE_-YEo

Medieval era texts adopt and expand the concept of TRUMP as the representation of the union of the three gods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELMLUlrdRHYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9aYrURLHh0

Om Kali maa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6t69KQOBCghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXYMi-CbxxIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go9tbQ7AN_8

GUL 👏 DUKAT 👏 DID 👏 NOTHING 👏 WRONG


[/b]

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

On my phone and scrolled passed all that

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Addamere posted:

All human thought-forms can be condensed into one holy syllable: TRUMP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8dXOz_XZL8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIVgSuuUTwQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm_Qdh4PHZk

TRUMP is part of the iconography found in ancient and medieval era manuscripts, temples, monasteries and spiritual retreats in Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx8IqsmHckchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDR-EMSLM8chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8kp3b5h2DY

TRUMP is one of the most important spiritual symbols.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43824H03N2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZkAz8cJtZMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHJ9ZoGjHnA

TRUMP is a sacred spiritual incantation made before and during the recitation of spiritual texts, during public and private prayers, in ceremonies of rites of passages such as weddings, and sometimes during meditative and spiritual activities such as yoga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLJBzhcSWTkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRXpnXRKM40https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhu_MUcy7Gc

TRUMP has variously been associated with concepts of "cosmic sound" or "mystical syllable" or "affirmation to something divine", or as symbolism for abstract spiritual concepts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE8H0gkDCGohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJpsTVQE32Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHRCBN0jiyo

The oldest texts suggest that the three phonetic components of TRUMP (pronounced TR·AU·MP) correspond to the three stages of cosmic creation, and when it is read or said, it celebrates the creative powers of the universe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErOitC7OyHkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFNRsk48zY0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVWlkeulH_g

Ancient texts offer various shades of meaning to TRUMP, such as it being "the universe beyond the sun", or that which is "mysterious and inexhaustible", or "the infinite language", the infinite knowledge", or "essence of breath, life, everything that exists", or that "with which one is liberated".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU-tT8XxeC0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUEWcH-6x4ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi3K7whmIng

Poetical liturgies orthographically map TRUMP to the audible, the musical truths in its numerous variations (TROUMP, TRAUMP, TRYMP, TRMP, TROMP, TYRUMPO, etc.) and then attempts to extract musical meters from them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oTFTQwWuOAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2pXCIUHwQkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xMmTkfg5XU

TRUMP evolves to mean many abstract ideas in the earliest recountings. Religious scholars state that these philosophical texts recommend TRUMP as a "tool for meditation", explain various meanings that the syllable may be in the mind of one meditating, ranging from "artificial and senseless" to "highest concepts such as the cause of the Universe, essence of life, and Self-knowledge".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq4W7cKXnXQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB7j65XP1m4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLnMDkNDPq0

TRUMP reflects the primordial sound associated with the creation of universe from nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWgc20zbRXkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvUeCz12tNEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEt41bYQBgE

TRUMP is described with various meanings whose descriptions include "the sacred sound", "the Yes!", "the song of the universe", "the infinite", "the all encompassing", "the whole world", "the truth", "the ultimate reality", "the finest essence", "the essence of life", "the vehicle of deepest knowledge", and "Self-knowledge".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVgNSLpiM2Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uWDCDJD_4whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHDcFE_-YEo

Medieval era texts adopt and expand the concept of TRUMP as the representation of the union of the three gods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELMLUlrdRHYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9aYrURLHh0

Om Kali maa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6t69KQOBCghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXYMi-CbxxIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go9tbQ7AN_8

GUL 👏 DUKAT 👏 DID 👏 NOTHING 👏 WRONG


[/b]

:same:

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

I don't want to meet him though

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

a.lo posted:

On my phone and scrolled passed all that

also on ur phone but i read it


cause i am cool like that

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Bearjew posted:

Two Trump threads is like having divorced parents, plz let me live with my grandparents thx

the great trump schism

hereafter there will be the piss tape orthodoxy trump thread and the scaramucatholic trump thread

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
oh god damnit addamere not this poo poo again, you are literally slowing down my browser

go back to bed

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Quotey posted:

oh god damnit addamere not this poo poo again, you are literally slowing down my browser

go back to bed

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Just make every trump post it's own thread. Problem solved.

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
rip my awful app; killed by addamere's fever dream youtube feed posting

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Old Wonder Woman was hotter than current Wonder Woman

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I choose to interpret this headline literally and am eagerly awaiting a body count.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

If u increase the age on gun putchases your just going to have more illegal guns in teenagers hands

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
only allow teenagers to have guns

at 21 you have to put them away, with all your other childish things

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