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Hello Possums! Well it was an exciting month in Australian Politics. Lets have some highlights: Michalia Cash  Current Status: Embattled Description: Senator Cash recently responded to a line of questioning about her behaviour during the ROC-sponsored AFP raid of Bill Shorten's former union the AWU by threatening to name women on Bill's staff that may or may not have touched a willie before. This has generally been considered to have been a bad move. Last seen: Behind a whiteboard Barnaby Joyce  Current Status: Former Description: Former leader of the National Party, now disgraced back bencher after having knocked up a staffer and basically taken the piss with the entitlements Last Seen: Browsing for rentals on Realestate.com.au while trying to avoid Tony's excessive BBQ invitations Michael Keenan  Current Status: Embattled Description: Current Human Services Minister. Probably tipped the media off about AFP raids while Justice Minister, probably lied to Parliament about it. Last Seen: Updating LinkedIn profile in the break room Julie Bishop  Current Status: Beleaguered Description: Foreign Minister, typically the most Teflon of the lot, recently exposed for having claimed 32k in travel allowences for her Schrodinger's Boyfriend. Most likely dobbed in by the PM to head off a leadership challenge in 3 weeks Last Seen: Swanning around in Business Class Malcolm Turnbull  Current Status: Troubled Description: While still the most popular PM, he's a couple of weeks away from the famous 30 Negative News Polls that were used as an excuse to oust his predecessor. Last Seen: Dropping a dump truck full of money out the front of NBN co Michael Mcormack  Current Status: DOA Description: New leader of the National Party, the Liberal's junior coalition party. Currently under intense criticism for having tweeted a lot about gay people being insane sickos. Last Seen: Lets be real here, nobody knows what he looks like okay. Bonus content: NAME THAT NAT with our own I Would Blow Dane Cook! Strap in folks, it's going to be another fantastic month! Don Dongington fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Mar 2, 2018 |
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i'm gay
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Mar 2, 2018 05:37
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i'm gay
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Mar 2, 2018 05:40
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i'm not gay, but i'll learn
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Mar 2, 2018 05:43
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Mods pls rename thread to Barnaby Joyce’s teatowel cum poncho
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Mar 2, 2018 05:43
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My controversial opinion is that maybe some precautions should be taking when excavating 1km of asbestos to carry out a major infrastructure project
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Mar 2, 2018 05:44
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Solemn Sloth posted:My controversial opinion is that maybe some precautions should be taking when excavating 1km of asbestos to carry out a major infrastructure project Settle down, next you'll be advocating that the ABCC should be focused on issues such as this than union busting.
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Mar 2, 2018 05:48
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I'm hoping that, by studying politics in this thread, one day I too will be able to nut my way to success.
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Mar 2, 2018 05:52
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Gorilla Salad posted:I'm hoping that, by studying politics in this thread, one day I too will be able to nut my way to success. I am the jizzlord (I never thought I'd get a chance to say that and be vaguely relevant, but always hoped)
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Mar 2, 2018 05:59
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Inescapable Duck posted:I am the jizzlord Australia: Where dreams come true
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Mar 2, 2018 06:35
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Inescapable Duck posted:I am the jizzlord *nods* Mr Joyce
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Mar 2, 2018 07:09
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pre:J MINISTER Z Z A R D
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Mar 2, 2018 07:10
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G-Spot Run posted:gently caress OFF WE'RE FULL of asbestos
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I am Anime David
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Mar 2, 2018 07:24
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And this is 60 minutes
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Mar 2, 2018 07:25
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tell the nz prime minister she's hot! that played really well with our core demographic!
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Mar 2, 2018 07:37
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https://mobile.twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/969336825889214464
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Mar 2, 2018 07:38
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That account is p. good:
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Mar 2, 2018 08:03
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Lol @ Joseph ------ Colour me surprised... https://finance.nine.com.au/2018/03/02/14/35/donut-king-owner-rfg-to-close-200-stores-after-almost-90-million-loss
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Mar 2, 2018 08:18
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Halo14 posted:Lol @ Joseph Donut King status: embattled.
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Mar 2, 2018 08:21
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So if the donut king abdicates, who takes the throne?
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Mar 2, 2018 08:27
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https://twitter.com/FredPawle/status/969343402792779776 They've got the path to victory all figured out now
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Mar 2, 2018 08:47
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Mr Chips posted:That account is p. good: Boonta Vista Socialists Club is both the best named podcast in the world and ... okay to listen to
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Mar 2, 2018 08:47
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NewMars posted:So if the donut king abdicates, who takes the throne? the fresh prince
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Mar 2, 2018 08:50
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NewMars posted:So if the donut king abdicates, who takes the throne? Burger King comes in and annexes his poo poo.
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Page one? Ring the bells! Ring the bells! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTDiC0huVDs
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Boonta Vista has potential to be a pretty swell podcast but they need to do a bit more writing in advance so as to be able to discuss bad things in a little more detail than "...so yeah. Pretty great" *crickets* "....yeah, not the best" *crickets* "Wow" *crickets* "That's what you like to see" *crickets*
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Mar 2, 2018 08:54
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NTRabbit posted:https://twitter.com/FredPawle/status/969343402792779776 "Simply block everyone who you don't agree with" - Rita Panahi
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Jonah Galtberg posted:Boonta Vista has potential to be a pretty swell podcast but they need to do a bit more writing in advance so as to be able to discuss bad things in a little more detail than They are all very, very awkward and it goes beyond endearing to unconditional love for a useless child
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Mar 2, 2018 09:06
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On the eve of the Tasmanian state election, the Liberals have just mentioned that they are looking at watering down their gun laws
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Mar 2, 2018 09:09
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You Am I posted:On the eve of the Tasmanian state election, the Liberals have just mentioned that they are looking at watering down their gun laws Their excuse for not mentioning it earlier is that some policies are only discussed with certain interest groups as if the public at large doesn’t have an interest in their own democracy 
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Mar 2, 2018 09:11
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Tasmania's got an election going on?
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You Am I posted:On the eve of the Tasmanian state election, the Liberals have just mentioned that they are looking at watering down their gun laws Just bloviatin' or did they describe any actual policy change?
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Mar 2, 2018 09:16
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You Am I posted:On the eve of the Tasmanian state election, the Liberals have just mentioned that they are looking at watering down their gun laws Great timing?
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Mar 2, 2018 09:16
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tithin posted:Tasmania's got an election going on? https://www.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/tasmanian-election-in-the-news-for-reason/
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Mar 2, 2018 09:17
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 Why are the protestations always about shooting pigs, there are like fifty people who shoot pigs and about six of them do it for good reason The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Mar 2, 2018 |
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Mar 2, 2018 09:28
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NewMars posted:So if the donut king abdicates, who takes the throne? Ideally not the Potato Emperor.
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Mar 2, 2018 09:28
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tithin posted:Tasmania's got an election going on? Apparently they're also talking up pokies and how they ensure JOBS AND GROWTH Also their plans to cut down all the old growth forests, but just ignore that for now.
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I don't even know who has the balance of power in the Tasmanian state parliament because they're about as relevant to auspol today as uh Expert advice?
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