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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Triticum Guzzler posted:

you keep yourself well hydrated and needing to pee, then you put on your sweatsuit and go through your cutting routine without peeing, your body is dehydrated and hosed up but you have the pee of a healthy, waterlogged man

I assume this is easier for dudes, since they can store so much healthy pee in their balls

# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 18:14

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 06:18

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Triticum Guzzler posted:

https://www.thebeijinger.com/blog/2018/02/28/china-internet-rallies-behind-ufc-rising-prospect-because-they-mistakenly-believe

lol

extremely normal

# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 16:03

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 06:15

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

david carmichael posted:

I think that having to either take a bunch of potentially dangerous drugs or risk getting brutally knocked out due to skill/attribute deficit is bad

I think having your livelihood depend on you competing against someone who may be heavily cheating is bad

I think that paying people to compete in a blood sport is bad

I think that profitting off people giving each other brain damage is bad

I think that watching a roided out vitor belfort slaughtering luke rockhold and mike bisping is very good

strong agree

# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 20:18

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Afterbirth Aftermath posted:

I feel like I never heard of the guy before this card, and he had a good fight with a memorable ending on the most recent night of fighting. I guess I'm not sure where the "why's he getting so much hype" comments are coming from?

he got a lot of focus on the UFC Embedded for this fight and Soukamthath showed up like once, when O'Malley was trying to clown him at staredowns

# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 21:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dr. Abysmal posted:

I remember that one because the live TV broadcast missed it, it cut to a random shot of an empty press conference table and when it came back Diego was in ragdoll physics on the ground.

I was in the crowd, front row, basically right behind the door panel that Diego falls into. It was god drat gnarly.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2018 19:04

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Mean Bean Machine posted:

barboza is the best lightweight in the world, and frankie edgar is the best featherweight in the world, and <insert jersey fighter> is the best

marlon moraes is probably gonna win the bantamweight title soon, so this checks out

# ¿ Mar 31, 2018 04:09

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 06:18

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gay Horney posted:

At least I don't have tickets to this one

Same, I've been burned twice by Khabib vs Tony :mad:

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 03:12

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