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Unfortunately, I've had some science stuff happen to me.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 12:49 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 11:34 |
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http://mmadna.nl/alistair-overeem-keert-terug-tijdens-ufc-225-in-chicago-tegen-curtis-blaydes/ Overeem vs Curtis Blaydes for 225
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 12:52 |
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weight cutting is hosed up, but you can't put the poo poo back in the cow at this point and the only system i've ever heard of that might work is monitoring fighter's weights continually, which only works if everybody fights in exactly one building in thailand
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 17:24 |
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if usada were able to test every athlete 10+ times a year then i'd be all for them weighing fighters at each test, but i feel like any solution that isn't implemented at a regulatory level just creates a two tier system between the ufc and everywhere else. i hope commissions other than california start to step up, but it's a hard thing to get right and i could easily see dumbasses like the nsac making things worse.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 18:08 |
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Horse Inspector posted:I'm personally a fan of the One system. There's probably some huge drawback I don't know about yet, and I'll be told and change my mind, but on face value it seems pretty good. Wrestlers have been beating urine specific gravity tests for years by holding their pee in and cutting weight. I forget how often One do the tests, but you need to do multiple tests or you end up with the same problems but everybody is on the verge of pissing their pants
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 20:56 |
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Struve has actually spent a fair amount of time training with high level kickboxers, but he's a grappler, and his instincts are to grapple. He's made the pilgrimage to Semmy Schilt's gym in the middle of nowhere a couple of times, but honestly I'm not sure how useful it is for Struve because it's just not his wheelhouse.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 21:28 |
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TheRationalRedditor posted:ahaha, how does that work? you keep yourself well hydrated and needing to pee, then you put on your sweatsuit and go through your cutting routine without peeing, your body is dehydrated and hosed up but you have the pee of a healthy, waterlogged man
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 18:10 |
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un ban fatherdog and make him face the wrath of keven
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 11:25 |
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congratulations to the one legged man on winning the rear end kicking contest and stefan struve on his mythbusters appearance proving that you can stack poo poo 7 feet high
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 12:28 |
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having a legal contractual battle for no reason would be very on brand for cyborg
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 16:50 |
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Matt Lindland posted:I think if Frankie wants another title shot he's going to have to go down to 135 frankie gets uppercutted into the acid pool and emerges as a skeleton
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 23:14 |
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lol
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 12:37 |
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tony ferguson fights really well, but he posts like a corporate social media editor tasked with promoting the norcal meth scene
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 13:08 |
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https://www.thebeijinger.com/blog/2018/02/28/china-internet-rallies-behind-ufc-rising-prospect-because-they-mistakenly-believe lol
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 15:33 |
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no thank you
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 15:39 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:I can’t knock a guy for hustling. exploiting chinese nationalism as a nigerian born kiwi is a grade stuff, it rules
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 16:39 |
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quote:With one caveat — Rockhold wants Bisping to come up and do the fight at light heavyweight. Rockhold said his days of making middleweight with those hard weight cuts are likely over. stfu luke
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 22:39 |
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my uncle who works for the ufc says they're thinking about a rematch between me and mike bisping and i'm allowed to eat as much ice cream as i like
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 23:00 |
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CatelynIsAZombie posted:Theyre going to kiss Tony should do what GSP did to BJ (not grease himself to a mirror sheen to the extent it makes his mom horny, but he should do that too) since Khabib showers in his underwear at AKA to make sure nobody sees his dick
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 09:23 |
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I.N.R.I posted:no hang on a second i just googled it. did gsp actually do that or is it like when anderson said he learned secret moves from steven seagull gsp paid a man to kiss bj penn. that's canon.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 12:09 |
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[lifting up the lapels, sleeves, and other books and crannies on bj penn's bloated corpse with a pencil] It just doesn't make any sense, where would GSP find a guy to kiss a man for money
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 19:34 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/UFCEurope/status/971484242059374593 thar she blows
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 21:41 |
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are injuries more common now than when the fighters got accident insurance before usada? nobody was abusing corticosteroids when they had the chance. people weren't taking steroids to recover from injuries, let's be honest. the one ped that you can really tell is gone is epo at heavyweight. but me personally i don't want mma to be like logan's run where when you reach randleman's age you die.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 22:51 |
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people always got injured, but now they get injured and you don't get a rabbit pulled out of a hat and a last minute good fight because there's absolutely no benefit to you and no good will between fighter and promoter
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 23:54 |
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Hey just following this up but today Jordan Breen wrote a weird tortured op-ed about rhetorically asking to speak to the manager about how Crocop is on steroids and shouldn't be allowed to fight Roy Nelson, but also that steroids are good and he doesn't care
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 21:21 |
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cum punk could beat me up. just being realistic
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 13:21 |
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Congratulations to the UFC social media editor on getting paid to make chatlogs
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 09:59 |
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I keep trying to imagine my self pressing the play button on the chat log video but my finger just bounces off the screen
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 17:38 |
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Lots of fanciful lies here, like Floyd saying he can read and write
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 19:30 |
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Cyber Dog posted:https://twitter.com/jakeshieldsajj/status/974753648533278720?s=19 fucks sake. if he was at bantamweight at least he could fight horiguchi but there's no silver lining here
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 22:44 |
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willie_dee posted:I think my acquaintance Nad fights first and John Phillips is on the main card, both fights I'm super excited for. People who don't know John Phillips should read this http://www.the42.ie/john-phillips-3852295-Mar2018/
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 18:58 |
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willie_dee posted:He came down for some business with JT and we randomly did a podcast with him, he’s really funny and very charismatic, he’s a bit scary though. i got that impression from the story about him applying for a visa and being escorted out by security. the first time i ever went to swansea i took a wrong turn down this weird road, and it was just this barren expanse of cracked concrete with packs of actual roving wild dogs and it looked like the apocalypse. and that's "the big city" for the valleys areas. the old mining villages are mega hosed up, and as soon as i read about the guy i couldn't help but root for him.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 19:56 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Would have stood a better chance if he'd been allowed to use the chair tbh for sure, terrible game plan to do all that training and then when he got in there its like he forgot how to use the chair
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 00:57 |
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mma fans famously have an extremely large cross over with traditional sports and know in intimate detail the twitter minutiae of whatever the gently caress ariel is talking about
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 13:46 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Floyd's applying for an MMA license my man just negotiate a payment plan with the irs, i dont want to see this poo poo
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 20:09 |
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Matt Lindland posted:Once it’s tied 1-1 they’ll have to meet on neutral ground... each man picks a team exclusively from ufc fighters and boxers and they meet on the baseball diamond for 9 innings of carnage. hahahaha
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 21:40 |
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the scene from robocop 2 where they're showing all the prototypes they've wasted 90 million dollars on that keep killing themselves except they're trying to make James Toney 2
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 23:09 |
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good. i hope they take care of him.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 19:46 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/976846521726656512 lol sure just fuckin do whatever
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 17:11 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 11:34 |
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imagine they do this stupid poo poo and colby wins. imagine having to market a show headlined by colby covington vs tyron woodley
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 22:33 |