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Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

canyoneer posted:

north korean missiles are aimed at the moon though.
they used to be aimed at the park but she was impeached last year

holy poo poo

# ? Mar 6, 2018 04:01

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 09:25

recoverytrouble

My dad is a really good butcher

# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:01

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

my dad is rad

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# ? Mar 9, 2018 23:12

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Bo-Pepper posted:

my dad is best at respecting my wish not to talk about his horrible right wing politics

# ? Mar 13, 2018 18:28

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My dad is the best at agoraphobically leaving the house as little as possible, and in making sure he and my mom don't have the internet.

This man was an engineer on Saturn V and Skylab and was friends with astronauts.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 18:30

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

My dad is the best at sounding miserable even after explaining how great things are going for him and how much happier he is with his current living situation.

me: so things are going much better than at your previous job?

him: yeah, it's so much better. Zero stress, I'm making way more than I was before and enjoying going to work each day. I'm right near a ski resort and can go skiing and snowboarding with my girlfriend any time we want to. It's beautiful here.

me: that sounds great!

him: *sigh* what a world... I dunno... living the dream I guess, but I don't know whose dream it is...

Conversations with him are punctuated with him doing this Eeyore impression and it seems to be his default state. He's the eternal pessimist no matter how good things are going for him and my mom is the complete opposite. She was recently let go from a medical claims job and is working in fast food and the last time we talked she was telling me all about the fun people she works with and how she loves that she gets exercise throughout the day because she's on her feet so much.

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# ? Mar 14, 2018 16:49

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

telling me he's on his way even though he hasn't left the house yet, and probably won't leave for another 15 minutes

# ? Mar 14, 2018 23:49

thehoodie: "Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

Being fat

# ? Mar 15, 2018 04:31

Baller Ina: :whattheeucharist:

hes got a mean slap, i tell ya what

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# ? Mar 16, 2018 05:31

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

My dad back when he was alive was good at writing songs.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 05:34

Scroon

My dad is really good at investing in crypto currency and telling people to invest in crypto currency

# ? Mar 19, 2018 00:21

rump buttman: I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

my dad can cut wood. 34� long with a 36 degree 12 minute angle, check. cutting a big piece into two smaller pieces, and SOMETIMES MANY MORE ? check. I even once saw him cut a board at 96.4�.

I adore his wood cutting skills

# ? Mar 19, 2018 06:02

kuskus

My dad excels at wishing you the current holiday in advance by way of a mailed card containing a $5 Starbucks card. Doesn't matter how old you are, doesn't matter if you visited him for that actual holiday and no paper correspondence was necessary. Halloween, Valentine's Day, you name it.
His bi-monthly phone calls last exactly 45 seconds and that's a fact, jack.

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Jezza of OZPOS: GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

my dad is the best at haggling and being a cheap oval office he once haggled a surfboard down to half the sticker price and then stole an extra pair of fins and surfboard wax because he reckoned he was still being robbed, bless him

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# ? Mar 22, 2018 13:20

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