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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

red19fire posted:

I wonder if she's fallen into the Rousey Trap of thinking she doesn't need to do [technique she's insanely good at] and decided she's now a boxing specialist.

nah, Ronda technique involved slick judo throws to get to the armbar

this is just "i don't have a wrestling coach because we start on the ground anyway"

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Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I think Dern is going to win the decision but it was a pretty shaky debut

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i respect dern's hustle. she was losing that and came back.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I hope Byrd is judging this one too.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Dern 29-28 imo

Edit: lol Byrd

Also lol at getting her a translator hahahahaha

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I would have tapped in a second from that. That poo poo hurts

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Should still be 2-1 Yoder

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
goddamn that was beautiful once she got her down

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Might be a little biased here, but I think the girl with the big rear end and thighs won

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Meh.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
llmao byrd you loving r word

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Byrd as the dissenting judge again haha.

Constellation I
Apr 3, 2005
I'm a sucker, a little fucker.
Not liking that decision at all, drat

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

spb posted:

Might be a little biased here, but I think the girl with the big rear end and thighs won
I also noted that Buffer was unusually rapt while watching that fight

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
Byrd got it right.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Why is there a translator?

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

i've lost bets on all the split decisions tonight lol

Constellation I
Apr 3, 2005
I'm a sucker, a little fucker.
Why the hell do they need a translator for Dern lol

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Brut posted:

Why is there a translator?


Constellation I posted:

Why the hell do they need a translator for Dern lol

So Jorge Gurgel can brag that he made it back to The Octogon

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

ccubed posted:

Byrd got it right.

lol yeah i agree winning a close standup contest for 3.5 minutes edges out 1.5 minutes of utter domination and getting extremely close to the finish

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



I guess because she's Brazilian they assume she doesn't speak English

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
Mackenzie Dern born in Arizona. She graduated from Ironwood High School in Glendale, Arizona.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Adelaide Byrd is going for history tonight. UFC Fight Night: Henderson vs. Masvidal and UFC 94 (later ruined due to Parisyan/Kim changing to an NC) are the only cards I could find with 5 split decisions in a night. Byrd has strongly contributed to us being at 4 split decisions just as the prelims finish. UFC 195 and UFC Fight Night: Werdum vs. Tybura also had 4 apiece. let's go controbyrdsy

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

JaySB posted:

I guess because she's Brazilian they assume she doesn't speak English

Mackenzie Dern was born in Arizona and grew up in America, and that fact has made a lot of people online bang on about how she's developed a "fake" Brazilian accent over time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npfa4i8ws5M&t=2s

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


Dern having a translator is legitimately hilarious. I hope she's joking with that

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I can understand why your accent would start to shift if you're spending all your time with brazilians, that's fairly common, but the translator is lol

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Yeah you rub that Joe Rogan down, DC.

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



What was rogan crying about? I didnt catch that

woozy pawsies
Nov 26, 2007

this is really sad. lol

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The main producer of all UFC PPVs died suddenly this week.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Goofballs posted:

What was rogan crying about? I didnt catch that

Bruce Connal, the UFC's lead producer, passed away. also, LSD is a psychoactive compound whose effects often include emotion enhancement, and the sadness he feels for his friend Bruce is amplified thousand-fold from the empathetic response of the manifested shadow creatures watching the fight at his side

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
come on zingano / arlovski parlay lol

Hold The Ashes
Sep 17, 2017
"All I need is a push" - Woman whose husband hung himself

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Hold The Ashes posted:

"All I need is a push" - Woman whose husband hung himself

boo

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
zingano looks loving terrible

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Cat looks like she's in a one piece bathing suit and its odd.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Marching Powder posted:

zingano looks loving terrible

bj penn is watching her striking form and taking notes for his next comeback fight

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Marching Powder posted:

zingano looks loving terrible

She looks legit different, from the pre-fight it looks like she had a lot of surgery done and fighting wise she looks like she hasn't trained in months. This isn't the Cat Zingano I remember.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
It's been three and a half years since Cat had a good performance. She's toast.

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Zingano got old.

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