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pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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The Olympics are done!



The long break is over, and SNL returns tonight, with Charles Barkley making his record 4th stint as host. I'd have to double-check the stats, but no other athlete has hosted even twice, let alone four times. And Migo is the musical guest. Next week, from This Is Us, Sterling K. Brown, along with James Bay, and we cap off the month with Bill Hader returning for his second time, and Arcade Fire's... 5th? 4th? 4.5th? time (they've been the sole musical guest three times, but were one of Mick Jagger's special guests when he hosted in 2012.)

In news: the shrieking orange racist and Alex (sic) Baldwin sniped at one another this week, and Pete Davidson and Chris Redd dropped a parody of Drake's "God's Plan" called "Don's Plan" on Friday, mocking the shrieking orange racist.

You can reflect on better times, when you were young, and the life ahead of you was full of promise and wonder, with these vintage clips from Barkley's first time hosting in September 1993.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8vueNqp0bk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJGUG4ZFwoM

There is no Vintage tonight. There are Vintages scheduled for the rest of the month, however.

pwn fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Mar 4, 2018

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Heads up, TVIV - the power just went out at the hockey game NBC is showing. SNL will probably be delayed.

e: I guess not!

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Mar 4, 2018

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Edward Mass posted:

Heads up, TVIV - the power just went out at the hockey game NBC is showing. SNL will probably be delayed.

e: I guess not!

Yeah there's an unwritten (or written?) rule at NBC that SNL Shall Not Be Delayed. IIRC it was delayed for an XFL game in 2001 and Lorne Michaels threw a huge fit about it so now they just throw live sports to NBCSN if it looks like it might interfere with Lorne's baby.

dj_clawson
Jan 12, 2004

We are all sinners in the eyes of these popsicle sticks.
I'm looking forward to Barkley being game for being totally out of his depth. Respect!

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Welp, Baldwin's back.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

I know there are better/more accurate Trump impersonators than Alec Baldwin and also Baldwin is a huge rear end in a top hat but his caricature seems to really get to Trump so might as well keep him on.

dj_clawson
Jan 12, 2004

We are all sinners in the eyes of these popsicle sticks.
I don't want to see this impersonation anymore, but most of that is me not wanting to see Trump anymore, period.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

dj_clawson posted:

I don't want to see this impersonation anymore, but most of that is me not wanting to see Trump anymore, period.

If/when Trump is ousted I hope SNL at least keeps Sessions around and has him go on swamp adventures with his possum family.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Darrell hitting the drink early tonight.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm mad that Charles Barkley never hosted with musical guest Gnarles Barkley.

dj_clawson
Jan 12, 2004

We are all sinners in the eyes of these popsicle sticks.

Youth Decay posted:

If/when Trump is ousted I hope SNL at least keeps Sessions around and has him go on swamp adventures with his possum family.

The quote I remember most from Kate Mickinnon as him is, "I'm a danger to the country."

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

LOL they don't have the balls to portray actual actors

dj_clawson
Jan 12, 2004

We are all sinners in the eyes of these popsicle sticks.
"Happy to be here! Is this a trap?"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Hiring Ned soon.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


And none of my roaches are gay.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
none of my roaches are gay

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

And none of my roaches are gay!

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Finally, roaches can fight back for their fallen comrades

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


This dumb puppet sketch is good.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
oh nooooo

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Hermione's Bush, CA

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
We helped no kids with their homework!

dj_clawson
Jan 12, 2004

We are all sinners in the eyes of these popsicle sticks.
I don't like the new version of "What Up With That"

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
This skit is going to be failure if he doesn't pull a gun out and kill himself in the end.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Ooooh Houston Rockets burn!

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
In which A-Rod laughs hysterically about traumatic brain injury

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Youth Decay posted:

Ooooh Houston Rockets burn!

Take THAT, Houston!

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

All I understood from that song was "In the kitchen, wrist twisted like it's stir-fry"

dj_clawson
Jan 12, 2004

We are all sinners in the eyes of these popsicle sticks.

Youth Decay posted:

All I understood from that song was "In the kitchen, wrist twisted like it's stir-fry"

I didn't get that far.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Timing seems really bad this week, even when Barkley isn't involved.

dj_clawson
Jan 12, 2004

We are all sinners in the eyes of these popsicle sticks.
I have to say these movies where some relative gives himself into trouble and says the main character has to pull off a super heist to get him out of that - if I found out my brother did that, I'd be like, "Well you had a good run. Shouldn't owe drug dealers so much money."

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

This wasn't that funny the first time they did it.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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“Guys don’t get to wear color like that”

They can’t say you didn’t try to help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFlanhgeMwc

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
This is a very GBS sketch

dj_clawson
Jan 12, 2004

We are all sinners in the eyes of these popsicle sticks.
So go Migos refer to the Tibetan name for yetis?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hahahaha

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

dj_clawson posted:

So go Migos refer to the Tibetan name for yetis?

Close, its an abandoned building you cut your poo poo in.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Whatever that is, it's the first interracial version of it on network tv

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Cut sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFSm6gany_Q

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Not bad, I'd have swapped it for pretty much anything this week.

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