Critical Role (on Twitch/Youtube, yes) - Jester's mom is the best lay ever

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Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

The only thing I didn't like about it was the fact that I'm now 100% caught up and it is no longer "Thursday everyday" anymore.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 02:53

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 20:49

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Dexo posted:

oh man. If they get sent to the Plane of Fire.

Senokir they are definitely gonna meet from Season 1

I mean its probs a bad call to go to a city were they're likely to get enslaved within minutes of entering but the Mighty Nein does tend to jump out of the frying pan and into the fire a lot.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 07:49

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by Roger Hargreaves

Crazy Ted posted:

Actually it's more like jumping out of a frying pan, and then into another frying pan, and then into another frying pan, and then into a hot-oiled wok, and then into a deep fryer, and then into a pressure cooker, and then into a forge furnace.

There should be a volcano in there somewhere as well

# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 11:07

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by Roger Hargreaves

Overlord K posted:

Same plan of going back in the ball I'd imagine.

Except they broke the door to the study and there is now a golem in the room with the exit

# ¿ Mar 12, 2021 05:04

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by Roger Hargreaves

Literal tears, I love Sam so much

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 03:08

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by Roger Hargreaves

Orion is the reason I nearly quit on this show, I've been wanting to start at the beginning again but just wondering if I can tolerate his bullshit a second time.

Him trying to trade the circlet of concentration off Scanlan while Sam is away and him forcing Sam to trade it the next week even though I don't think he really wanted to and the stupid :smug:

face he'd make whenever Matt forgot about it thereafter. Whenever that would have been useful for Scanlan later in the campaign I always thought "gently caress you Tiberius"

and when he hosed with Laura's shot with telekinesis when she rolled insanely high and totally ruining her moment, just wtf man there was no way she would have missed when she rolled over 30...

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 02:42

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Would Cad even be able to commune with the wild mother while in a lovecraftian city sitting in the Astral Sea?

Also how effective would the dome be if the entire city is alive? Its still just a dome and can you really trust the floor in that place?

# ¿ May 7, 2021 02:33

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by Roger Hargreaves

Stabbey_the_Clown posted:

Servants of Uk'otoa have a device which can find it. They found it in Caleb's amber. Putting it in the home of a singer in a seaside town seems like a Bad Idea. They could try a lead-lined box, but I'd be more inclined to try the river of lava before that.

A lead-lined box in the room inside the astral juggernaut that's inside the happy fun ball

# ¿ May 15, 2021 17:45

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Love it when he says its getting too ridiculous so he's changing dice

and then he rolls another nat 20

# ¿ May 16, 2021 06:18

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Crazy Ted posted:

Eggdick?

I think its a reference to that crazy concoction he rubbed on his junk to get in the infirmary

# ¿ May 21, 2021 06:25

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

They forgot to grab the thing that lets them see that anti-magic field...

# ¿ May 21, 2021 06:39

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Nemo2342 posted:

They had 2 of them at least.

They left the other one back in Aeor when they killed all the other Tomb Takers

# ¿ May 21, 2021 06:54

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by Roger Hargreaves

I kind of want the girl with a golden dick on her hand to show up again as a warlock whose patron is the hag that Jester managed to fleece with a cupcake.

# ¿ May 21, 2021 09:47

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Hulk Smash! posted:

9. Not a single moment but every single Sending spell

I think this is what I'm going to miss the most when the campaign ends

tsob posted:

Edit: I'm watching the Jester Cupcake video again now too, and man, Laura does such a great job selling the "helpless little girl" thing so Matt'll underestimate her and miss what she's doing. Taliesin and Beau are really buying her act too, and both react so completely differently to it as well. It's great. Poor Marisha, she was so ready to retire Beau in that moment, and Laura just upends everything so completely that Marisha is just sat back stewing in her brooding and trying to make sense of what it means for her while everyone else is just laughing with shock/joy.

I saw one that had the chat reaction to it and it just exemplifies how bad the chat really is. All the people falling for it and whinging that Laura is about to ruin her character and "if she goes through with it they'll stop watching" and then BAM the perfect example of why they just need to STFU and let the players play the drat game.

# ¿ May 23, 2021 03:52

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Antifa Spacemarine posted:

I actually really liked C2's guests much more. They stuck around for entire mini arcs and were characters in themselves. The C1 guests always felt like a dead episode because this rando who will leave after this episode grabs the spotlight. The nadir of guest characters was Gern Blanston, while Reani and Keg/Nila were great.

The only good thing about Gern was Vex stealing his broom right in front of him

Nila was brilliant, Twiggy was also pretty fun.

Wasn't really a fan of Calianna but its probs just because I think the guy playing her has an annoying voice.

# ¿ May 24, 2021 03:07

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Dramatika posted:

Gern wasn't any worse than Patrick Rothfuss.

The dislike for Gern is more about the fact that the guy who plays him is an abusive rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ May 24, 2021 03:39

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by Roger Hargreaves

Jetrauben posted:

So we're all basically in agreement that as far as anyone can be said to be The Main Character, the Heroine, of this campaign, it is Jester Lavorre, right?

She's the glue that holds together the gears of the Mighty Nien

# ¿ May 28, 2021 06:35

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

https://twitter.com/ArseQueef/status/1398124722185986053

# ¿ May 28, 2021 06:38

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Ashley looked so cute all wrapped in that blanket :3:

# ¿ May 28, 2021 06:41

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

"Can't deal with this emotional whiplash"

# ¿ May 28, 2021 07:18

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

lol one to many people to plane shift now though...

# ¿ May 28, 2021 07:20

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Nemo2342 posted:

To each their own, but this is one of the moments where I'd prefer the DM fudge things so that 100 sessions of the game ended in triumph instead of another partial victory.

Fudging rolls for any reason kind of shits on the whole concept of the game in general though

# ¿ May 28, 2021 07:32

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Keru posted:

https://twitter.com/matthewmercer/status/1398167229460410369

Hopefully it involves a trip to Emon to give Alura/Kima their poo poo back and we get an answer to the real question of the campaign

Who the gently caress is on the Tal'Dorei council?!

# ¿ May 28, 2021 07:46

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Dexo posted:

Would changing the thread title to long may he reign be bad form for spoilers?

Probs best to wait till a few days after it hits youtube for the people who can't watch live

# ¿ May 28, 2021 08:07

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Wonder if that ad for the new "apocalyptic world" thing is a hint to what the next campaign might be

# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 06:32

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by Roger Hargreaves

oh poo poo these guys again haha

# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 08:17

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by Roger Hargreaves

Yeah I feel like Matt's description of "the audience" in the VM x M9 fight isn't too far off from the truth sometimes

# ¿ Jun 22, 2021 07:50

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by Roger Hargreaves

lol at Matt struggling to hold Omar still in his announcements

# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 03:05

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by Roger Hargreaves

"Don't try outdrink the Dwarf"

# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 03:28

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by Roger Hargreaves

Great stream, love everyone.

Had to shoot out for something at the end though. What happened after they went through that door they hacked down?

# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 07:40

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Reading this hurt my head and I want to share the pain...

https://twitter.com/FoundFamiliar/status/1413114577449984002

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 06:45

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Nemo2342 posted:

Hot Machina (is machina even a word?)

The only info I could find redirect to "deus ex machina"

quote:

1. A god in an ancient Greek or Roman play that suddenly appears in the storyline in order to solve a problem or decide an outcome. The Latin phrase translates to "god from a machine," referring to the machinery that lowered it onto the stage.

I guess at the very least its just Latin for machine? and Vox means voice/noise

So "Vox Machina" basally translates to "Noise Machine" which is also a pretty good description of a voice actor lol

and "Hot Machine" is what Devexian was

Dragonstoned fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Jul 23, 2021

# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 13:28

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Flakey posted:

I think the only thing that I really disliked about the campaign (and which will make me sound old and crotchety), was the way some NPCs all spoke like, for want of a better term, millennials. I know this is probably not an accurate description and anyone feel free to offer a better way to express it, but I just found it very jarring sometimes.

I mean apart from Liam, the cast of EXU are all millennials so it checks out...

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 09:32

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

T-minus 4 minutes till space adventure with Ashley Johnson starts

SO PUMPED!

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 02:56

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

My dream announcement would be to hear that they've got Will Friedle to be the new host of Talks

# ¿ Sep 30, 2021 04:57

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

The new group get in a feud with the Meatman after they discover he sold them a bunch of counterfeit furniture

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 02:46

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Well it is the only thing I use twitch for

# ¿ Oct 6, 2021 11:43

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Something they spoke about that I never really considered is getting to see some of the story from the bad guys perspective, which is going to be neat.

Briarwoods are such a power couple can't wait.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2021 02:57

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Agreed with "Episode stars here" thing

I think the only reason to have a 2nd crit role thread would be for when the TV show comes out to keep things separate.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 02:15

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 20:49

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Abroham Lincoln posted:

I think that's actually an interesting question for the people who were in favor of 2 threads, if they think Legend of Vox Machina chat should happen in a campaign 3 liveposting thread (maybe with spoiler tags?) or be in the "old content" thread.

Or, in general, what they'd like to see as a spoiler tag policy for an old content thread. The whole point of that thread would be to avoid spoilers, but if it's meant to be accessible for people not caught up I dunno what that threshold is. Spoiler tags for everything? Is campaign 1 fair game, but c2 isn't? etc.

I think everything "game related" should be spoiler tagged and clearly marked in the TV show thread

(C1 Spoiler)Vecna wins and everyone dies (and then lives again because Vecna...)
(C2 Spoiler)Jester's mom is the best lay ever

The MCUTV thread was having a similar issue in that people were spoiler tagging the new movies but not labelling it clearly. So you think you're going to be looking at something from the latest episode that aired but whoops it was for that movie you've not seen yet...

I dunno, but I'm sure smarter people then me will figure it out

# ¿ Oct 18, 2021 03:47

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