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fancy stoner switches out bong with display bong after a smoke session
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- Macnult
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fancy stoner’s bag of weed has the name of the strain embroidered
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Mar 5, 2018 11:17
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- Macnult
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fancy stoner never coughs, they lightly press on their chest and say “quite so, quite so”
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Mar 5, 2018 11:18
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fancy stoner’s playlist is a live orchestra
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Mar 5, 2018 11:19
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fancy stoner’s playlist is a live orchestra
4’33” by John Cage but 13 seconds shorter
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Mar 5, 2018 11:20
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the guy on zig-zag rolling papers sporting a van dyke beard, top hat, and monocle
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Mar 5, 2018 11:24
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- UWBW
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Permanently banned from the Alamo
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Fancy Stoner takes a hit on the bong with his little finger out.
edit: autocorrect
UWBW fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Mar 5, 2018
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Mar 5, 2018 13:53
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I swish the smoke around in my mouth to fully appreciate the way the taste unfolds, then release it without inhaling.
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Mar 5, 2018 14:19
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by Hand Knit
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Hotbox the humidor
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Mar 5, 2018 14:20
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fancy stoner’s playlist is a live orchestra
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Mar 5, 2018 14:21
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the agarwood scent is rather... dank
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Mar 5, 2018 15:44
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- LawfulWaffle
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Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
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Getting the munchies and having the help bring out a charcuterie board.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:54
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- alnilam
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big fancy antique grandfather clock with chimes that go off at 4:20
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Mar 5, 2018 15:58
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- cda
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big fancy antique grandfather clock with chimes that go off at 4:20
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Mar 5, 2018 16:01
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thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Mar 5, 2018 16:25
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Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
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Using an ivory pick to get some of the herb that's stuck in the corners of your heirloom porcelain grinder.
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Mar 5, 2018 16:27
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fancy stoner uses that french candle from Beauty and the Beast as a lighter
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Mar 5, 2018 17:19
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FALSE SLACK
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greenhousing the cartakes forever because the air filtration is really good in bentleys these days
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Mar 5, 2018 17:28
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When he gets the munchies he orders filet mignon.
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Mar 5, 2018 18:11
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FALSE SLACK
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fancy stoner doesn't actually spend a ton on boutique strains at the dispensary, mostly buys bulk directly from local growers. way fresher, and much cheaper. this is how you get fancy, and its not by spending $60/gm on nug dipped in oiol and rolled in kief either, people
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Mar 5, 2018 18:21
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Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110
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4’33” by John Cage but 13 seconds shorter
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Mar 5, 2018 18:30
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saban bajramovic
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Please, for the love of god stop doxxing me
*rips fresh bong, drops it but an attendant catches it on a pillow while placing a new one beside me*
Oh ho hoho, good catch Clarice. Would you be a dear and fetch a steamroller for our guests? ...unless of course you'd prefer one of last years coca-wrapped Peruvian blunts, or a 2015 Toke-a-Cola from eastern Washington. Whatever catches your fancy, there will be plenty of time to sample our in-house stains while you're here.
*rips fresh bong, drops it again, attendant dives in to catch it*
Oh good show! Good show, Clarice!
Mmm? Bagel bite firecrackers you say? And you don't care what strain? How delightfully quaint! Yes, I suppose you *could* rip the bong Clarice just took, but we try to leave some scoobs for the staff around here. They're always sure to pack fatties that way. Claudio will be out with your steamroller any moment, and those firecrackers will be ready in... however long bagel bites take to prepare. I'm way too fancy to know that, lol
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Mar 5, 2018 19:09
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employs a eunuch to take the first hit of every blunt
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Mar 5, 2018 19:50
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- Macnult
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fancy stoner uses that french candle from Beauty and the Beast as a lighter
lmao
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Mar 5, 2018 20:06
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This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
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Please, for the love of god stop doxxing me
*rips fresh bong, drops it but an attendant catches it on a pillow while placing a new one beside me*
Oh ho hoho, good catch Clarice. Would you be a dear and fetch a steamroller for our guests? ...unless of course you'd prefer one of last years coca-wrapped Peruvian blunts, or a 2015 Toke-a-Cola from eastern Washington. Whatever catches your fancy, there will be plenty of time to sample our in-house stains while you're here.
*rips fresh bong, drops it again, attendant dives in to catch it*
Oh good show! Good show, Clarice!
Mmm? Bagel bite firecrackers you say? And you don't care what strain? How delightfully quaint! Yes, I suppose you *could* rip the bong Clarice just took, but we try to leave some scoobs for the staff around here. They're always sure to pack fatties that way. Claudio will be out with your steamroller any moment, and those firecrackers will be ready in... however long bagel bites take to prepare. I'm way too fancy to know that, lol
whenever I stand up after taking a hit my butler catches catches the lighter and puts it back on the table
    Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig
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Mar 5, 2018 23:58
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
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*The alarm clock is beeping 13:41. Jeeves stands waiting*
“Morning Jeeves, what’s for breakfast?”
“Left over Kobe beef and truffle stuffed crust pizza, sir”
“Ah yes delectable, and what’s the plan today?”
“Have you forgotten sir? We’re training the new footmen, I already have Dark Side of the Moon on the grammophone in the solarium.”
“Of course, spiffing work Jeeves. Do you have the hacky sacks and xboxes with Skate 2 loaded up ready?”
“Indeed, sir”
“Jolly good, pass me that Faberge bong and let’s get started.”
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Mar 6, 2018 01:44
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hittin a spliff with the pinky raised
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