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A Dog's Purpose (2017)

What does it mean to be a dog? Rover Dog (Ryan Reynolds) has been known as a good dog his whole life. But is he a great dog? Does his owner, Marcus Dog (Marcus Dog), think he is a great dog?

To find the answer, Rover jumps over the white picket fence of his homeland to find out. Rover travels the whole world to find answers. He meets new dogs and asks them if he is a great dog. He fetches stick for homeless person. His sidekick, Wallace Rat (Steve Buschemi), thinks only Rover can truly answer the question for himself, but Rover must realize this himself. Marcus Dog travels the world too in order to find the whereabouts of his lost dog. During his travels he too learns there is more to life than "fetch" and "ball". Eventually the two find each other amidst a terrible storm flooding their hometown. As the white picket fences are stripped away by rushing waters, they both realize amidst the destruction that they are in fact both great boys. All the dogs and cats and humans from the previous scenes come in to applaud the two brave heroes. Wallace Rat find love with a cat.

Years later, while Rover Dog is hammering in nails for a picket fence for his own house, his dog son asks him if they can paint the picket fence blue instead. Knowing that that is his son's favorite color, he tightens his tie a bit and says "alright son".

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red sparrow (2018)

red (kristen wiig) has a problem. although she's the most popular sparrow in her flock, she secretly yearns for jake (daniel radcliffe), the boy she sees every morning through his bedroom window. discovering that jake has a crush on maggie (jennifer lawrence), red hatches a bold plan, concocting a potion that switches maggie's and red's brains. zany mixups abound as red learns the ins and outs of inhabiting a human body while simultaneously trying to communicate her feelings to jake, desperately hoping he will fall in love with her avian soul rather than her surface beauty. meanwhile, the real maggie, initially frantic to regain human form, learns that being a bird isn't such a terrible curse, astonishing her peers with her daring and unusual flight skills. however, soaring through the air maggie also gains a new perspective on jake, discovering an attraction she never felt before. as red and maggie compete for jake's affections, each comes to learn something about themselves and the inner qualities they possess regardless of what form they are wearing. but which match will take flight, and can jake come to terms with the prospect of love that transcends boundaries of shape and species?


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this guy did ready player 1 he's probably posting on byob right now

https://twitter.com/electrolemon/status/971208968323280896

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Putty posted:

this guy did ready player 1 he's probably posting on byob right now

https://twitter.com/electrolemon/status/971208968323280896

Koishi Komeiji




The Post (2017)

The post is the story of a very good poster who posts the best post anyone has ever seen. The main character is smart and brave and handsome and everyone loves him and his post. He wins a bunch of rewards for good posting and all his friends love and respect him and stop making fun of him just because I got caught trying to gently caress my bike in the 12th grade. The titular post is very funny and good and kinda cool and everyone else wishes they had thought of it. Everyone is nice to the poster and his post which is considered the best post anyone has ever made and in the end everyone likes me.

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Koishi Komeiji posted:


The Post (2017)

The post is the story of a very good poster who posts the best post anyone has ever seen. The main character is smart and brave and handsome and everyone loves him and his post. He wins a bunch of rewards for good posting and all his friends love and respect him and stop making fun of him just because I got caught trying to gently caress my bike in the 12th grade. The titular post is very funny and good and kinda cool and everyone else wishes they had thought of it. Everyone is nice to the poster and his post which is considered the best post anyone has ever made and in the end everyone likes me.


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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
Doctor Zhivago (1965 )

When newlyweds Marty and Janet Dreyer’s honeymoon cruise is unexpectedly interrupted by a freak storm, throwing them miles off course, they are relieved to find an inhabited island in sight. But they get more than they bargained for when they disembark and find themselves trapped in the demented paradise of Dr. Zhivago, the mad master of mechanical monsters. Can they escape the twisted doctor’s clutches and make their way through his marvelous murder maze back to their boat and the freedom that lies beyond?

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The Birth of a Nation (D. W. Griffith, 1915)

The American Revolutionary War (1775–1783), also known as the American War of Independence,[43] was a global war that began as a conflict between Great Britain and its Thirteen Colonies, which declared independence as the United States of America.[N 1]

After 1765, growing philosophical and political differences strained the relationship between Great Britain and its colonies. Patriot protests against taxation without representation followed the Stamp Act and escalated into boycotts, which culminated in 1773 with the Sons of Liberty destroying a shipment of tea in Boston Harbor. Britain responded by closing Boston Harbor and passing a series of punitive measures against Massachusetts Bay Colony. Massachusetts colonists responded with the Suffolk Resolves, and they established a shadow government which wrested control of the countryside from the Crown. Twelve colonies formed a Continental Congress to coordinate their resistance, establishing committees and conventions that effectively seized power.[44]

British attempts to disarm the Massachusetts militia at Concord in April 1775 led to open combat. Militia forces then besieged Boston, forcing a British evacuation in March 1776, and Congress appointed George Washington to command the Continental Army. Concurrently, an American attempt to invade Quebec and raise rebellion against the British failed decisively. On July 2, 1776, the Continental Congress voted for independence, issuing its declaration on July 4. Sir William Howe launched a British counter-offensive, capturing New York City and leaving American morale at a low ebb. However, victories at Trenton and Princeton restored American confidence. In 1777, the British launched an invasion from Quebec under John Burgoyne, intending to isolate the New England Colonies. Instead of assisting this effort, Howe took his army on a separate campaign against Philadelphia, and Burgoyne was decisively defeated at Saratoga in October 1777.

Burgoyne's defeat had drastic consequences; France formally allied with the Americans and entered the war in 1778, and Spain joined the war the following year as an ally of France but not as an ally of the United States. In 1780, the Kingdom of Mysore attacked the British in India, and tensions between Great Britain and the Netherlands erupted into open war. In North America, the British mounted a "Southern strategy" led by Charles Cornwallis which hinged upon a Loyalist uprising, but too few came forward. Cornwallis suffered reversals at King's Mountain and Cowpens. He retreated to Yorktown, Virginia, intending an evacuation, but a decisive French naval victory deprived him of an escape. A Franco-American army led by the Comte de Rochambeau and Washington then besieged Cornwallis' army and, with no sign of relief, he surrendered in October 1781.

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