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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
gently caress you nia go away forever

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Baron Corbin posted:

i'm the referee that keeps touching asuka's shoulders

lucky man

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
that was...pretty good?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nia should grab the mic now and say she may have lost to Asuka, but everybody knows that Asuka can't beat her!

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

I just read the news about Coach :gonk:

what?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Nia is the worst, most ineffective hoss ever.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

fart blood posted:

Uh Asuka's shoulders were down, wasn't that a pin?

Yeah like 4 of them.

The ref was doing the hand sweep checking and pretending they weren't though.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DarkstarIV posted:

gently caress you nia go away forever

No don't I need a definitive Nia v. Tamina match

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


Sent sexually explicit texts/pictures? to a female coworker at espn

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Nia should grab the mic now and say she may have lost to Asuka, but everybody knows that Asuka can't beat her!

You beat me 5 times as the Empress of Tomorrow, Asuka! But can you beat me when I'm dressed like Bray Wyatt?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Also Alexa has to fight Asuka regardless so that result doesn't affect her.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

OH GOD NIA'S FACE :gonk: :gonk:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
ah the monster heel with a pity applause spot







what

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Intruder posted:

Sent sexually explicit texts/pictures? to a female coworker at espn

That explains why he came back to this dead end company

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Finally Nia Jax has been vanquished by Asuka.

Until next Raw.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Intruder posted:

Sent sexually explicit texts/pictures? to a female coworker at espn

No wonder WWE hired him back a man after Vince's heart

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Professor Funk posted:

that was...pretty good?

I could have used Asuka on a little more offense but I really dug the whole ending segment where Asuka just refused to release the hold and Nia became increasingly more aware that she had no options to escape.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

is Nia retiring why are we still here

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I'ts me I'm the one who claps for and feels bad for Nia Jax

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Erebus posted:

is Nia retiring why are we still here

Give her a salmon colored outfit

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Why is she getting an applause spot? :psyduck:

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

That was really bad, adn we really, aggressively need to not have any more Asuka/Nia matches, which is almost certainly what's going to happen again within a week.

bartok
May 10, 2006



You'd think she would be use to losing it happens a lot.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

Sent sexually explicit texts/pictures? to a female coworker at espn

Also apparently he had a reputation for doing it, and tried to disguise it under the offer of mentorship.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Jerusalem posted:

I could have used Asuka on a little more offense but I really dug the whole ending segment where Asuka just refused to release the hold and Nia became increasingly more aware that she had no options to escape.

she could have gone between the ropes

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Professor Funk posted:

that was...pretty good?

Nia was the dirt worst, Asuka did everything. Epitome of a broomstick match.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Baron Corbin posted:

she could have gone between the ropes

Or just touched them when she ran her into the corner.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Baron Corbin posted:

she could have gone between the ropes

I think Nia's gimmick is that she is really dumb, intelligence wise.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Borrowed Ladder posted:

Nia was the dirt worst, Asuka did everything. Epitome of a broomstick match.

That NXT match Bayley had with Nia was really promising what the hell happened?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Also apparently he had a reputation for doing it, and tried to disguise it under the offer of mentorship.

I mean, he is teaching people what apparently every man with a little bit of power does.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Jonathan Crotchman

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Erebus posted:

is Nia retiring why are we still here

I just realized I don't really understand what anyone's story is

well I guess I know what john cena's is but it's that he doesn't know if he gets to go to wrestlemania this year which would be a cool story for like a midcarder but not a guy who has been on top for loving ever

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



:yeah:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I got a strong feeling the guys getting the jobber entrance will take this one.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
You have to beat the champions for a chance to beat the champions!

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Hey look its a heel vs heel match

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

WEAREDABAR

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Hey look the Revival is alive

JitteryComa
Nov 6, 2012
So was that suppose to be Nia's face turn to send her after Alexa, or what?

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

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Until they said it was The Revival I thought they were Local Talent

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