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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:The Martian is good this is why i liked The Martian most of all, it felt like a squeal to Apollo 13
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i am sad the movie didn't start with the same line as the book ("I'm pretty much hosed"), and i also really liked the book's detailed description of the tent ripping but both are good,
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Mar 9, 2018 17:22
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I'm the extremely violent sandstorm on Mars with an atmospheric pressure of 6 mbar
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Mar 10, 2018 03:09
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i'm gonna science the poo poo out of this thread
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Mar 10, 2018 22:13
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I'd rather watch the Sealab 2021 episode Der Dieb, where Captain Murphy declares Martian law. Was that the SeaQuest DSV episode when they found aliens and went into space?
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Mar 10, 2018 22:35
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If they fused one poo poo movie ('metheus) and one utterly mediocre movie (The Martian) I guess it could have some potential: Matt Damon +his crew of retards spends most of the movie making GBS threads to produce poo poo for the poo poo taters, which they then utilize in some form of biological warfare against the protoaliens.
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Mar 10, 2018 22:49
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psyman posted:Another annoying thing was how almost everyone in the film talked in a smarmy, distant sarcastic way, nothing like how people would realistically talk in that situation. I can buy that at least one person would talk in a smarmy, distant, sarcastic way about a serious situation, my problem was more that literally every single person in the movie and book talks exactly identically.
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Mar 10, 2018 23:04
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Haven’t seen it, I’ve been on smoko so leave me alone
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Mar 10, 2018 23:45
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If you were going to grow potatoes on Mars you’d do it in something shaped like a garbage can. Potatoes have deep root systems off which the new potatoes form. Lots of people have discovered that the most efficient way of going high yield potatoes with little investment and management is a garbage can full of dirt. Trying to grow potatoes in Martian soil is loving stupid. You can’t just modify the surface soil and expect the lower meter of dirt to be amenable to plant growth in terms of moisture, nutrients, and temperature.
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Mar 13, 2018 07:19
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Who wants to watch Matt Damon poo poo in a trashcan again he's gonna get typecast
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Mar 13, 2018 08:55
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But Matt Damon is already typecast as Ben Afflecks best friend.
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cowofwar posted:If you were going to grow potatoes on Mars you’d do it in something shaped like a garbage can. Potatoes have deep root systems off which the new potatoes form. Lots of people have discovered that the most efficient way of going high yield potatoes with little investment and management is a garbage can full of dirt. Trying to grow potatoes in Martian soil is loving stupid. You can’t just modify the surface soil and expect the lower meter of dirt to be amenable to plant growth in terms of moisture, nutrients, and temperature. He didn’t use Martian soil, he used Terran poop
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Mar 13, 2018 09:49
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maybe matt damon can get work as robin in the next batman movie  im deeply concerned about him taking money for getting filmed making GBS threads into trash cans
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Mar 13, 2018 10:50
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i loled majorly when he said "im gonna science the poo poo out of this!!!l" and when he explains how mars is considered international waters and his getting into a vehicle makes him a freaking pirate!!! epic bacon for the win, good sir!
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Mar 13, 2018 12:22
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space monkey cheese!!!!!
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Mar 13, 2018 20:46
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I luv loving science!!
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Mar 13, 2018 22:31
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The Martian is perhaps a bad movie, but it inspired Elon Musk and a bunch of other rich assholes to commit suicide by space ,so it's good on balance.
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MeatwadIsGod posted:I read Artemis and it was just okay but mostly had embarrassingly bad dialog. Well, both books were written by a man who never had a friend so
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Mar 14, 2018 21:17
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Martian more like FARTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 16, 2018 14:17
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Where does "Earth Girls Are Easy" weigh in on this sci-fi scale?
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Mar 16, 2018 14:23
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I have a thing for Kate Mara so based on that, it's a fine film.
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Mar 16, 2018 14:42
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Enemy Ace posted:If they fused one poo poo movie ('metheus) and one utterly mediocre movie (The Martian) I guess it could have some potential:
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Drunken Baker posted:Where does "Earth Girls Are Easy" weigh in on this sci-fi scale? It weighs in at Ashley Graham
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Mar 17, 2018 03:40
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That's more than 4 normal people
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Mar 17, 2018 03:59
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OP you are correct it is a very bad movie. Everyone seems to forget about 1/3 of the way through the movie that all communications with the crew should be on a 15-30 minute lag. There are no characters except Matt and maybe the captain and the director of NASA. And Matt is paper thin and ridiculously juvenile and egotistic. There is also no story, it's just problem, solution, bad music, problem, solution, bad music. It's like, I want to tell Ridley I know you're playing this disco music somewhat ironically but it doesn't change the fact that you're playing disco music.
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May 29, 2018 03:53
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I watched about 10 minutes of it on HBO and fell asleep. I’m watching the Expanse rn tho and that’s some good Martian action imho
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May 29, 2018 04:48
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i was disappointed with almost all of Prometheus except for when the massive spacetoddler Engineer wakes up and makes a massive mess with his massive hands, grasping at the face of everyone he could see and smashing apart their heads like a macabre Gallagher that owned would i enjoy the Martian?
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May 29, 2018 13:17
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I give Matt Damon's rear end a 1/5. Can't believe I sat through most of the movie to see a pancake. I turned it off when they seriously discussed sending him into space by removing one of the walls of the ship and replacing it with tarp. Donald Glover couldn't even save that movie.
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May 29, 2018 14:02
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Ebola Roulette posted:I give Matt Damon's rear end a 1/5. Can't believe I sat through most of the movie to see a pancake. I turned it off when they seriously discussed sending him into space by removing one of the walls of the ship and replacing it with tarp. Yea, I mean if the Martian atmosphere was so thin that a tarp was suitable protection during his ascent, how could winds cause all that damage at the beginning of the movie? I still thoroughly enjoyed the movie. It’s science fiction, emphasis on fiction. I don’t expect movies to be entirely scientifically accurate because concessions are often made for the sake of advancing the plot or driving the narrative. When watching Event Horizon, I didn’t concern myself with how Sam Neil’s character could see with no eyes.
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May 29, 2018 15:04
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Well, in the movie's defense, the book is somehow worse
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May 29, 2018 18:32
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Carl Seitan posted:Yea, I mean if the Martian atmosphere was so thin that a tarp was suitable protection during his ascent, how could winds cause all that damage at the beginning of the movie? "it's science FICTION" is the worst defense ever, especially for a book/movie that purposefully tries to be realistic
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May 29, 2018 18:40
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I liked when bossman was like "i want my codename to be glorfindel" and PR lady rolls her eyes and is all like "UGH! loving nerds at it again!"
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May 29, 2018 18:47
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it STINKS!
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May 29, 2018 18:55
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dumb thing about this movie is it makes fun of disco and disco is outstanding
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May 29, 2018 19:06
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The Martian is okay but Interstellar is better
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May 29, 2018 19:26
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ElGroucho posted:Well, in the movie's defense, the book is somehow worse reads like a textbook
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May 29, 2018 19:28
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You know, if the mission wasn't scheduled to be over a major American holiday, there may not have been any vacuum sealed.potatoes there for him to plant, then BAM no movie.
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boar guy posted:reads like a textbook Textbooks contain useful information and are written by an expert in the field This book that tries to be an accurate portrayal of space exploration and agriculture is written by a software developer
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May 30, 2018 01:03
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Matt Damon is not My Favorite Martian.
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whoa i stepped into a time machine and it’s 2015 but goons are still making threads about whatever movie they watched over the weekend. Clinton/Kaine wow how bout that switch amirite? Have I killed myself yet?
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