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I like the respect shown here. A tiny ray of sunlight.
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I guess it's a good movie if you like science/engineering but as a sci-fi movie it's sort of weak.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 20:45 |
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sunshine sucked until captain sunburn showed up and killed the annoying icarus crew. The only mistake is cilian murphy didn't get blown out into space and have his eyes bug out of his skull like total recall. Possibly improved even further by a final bullet-time gun-fu match between captain america and captain sunburn.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 20:58 |
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Moon is also way loving better and has real consequences for our dear heroes rather than sciencing up some hashbrowns. Sunshine is awesome, the gearshift when it turns to horror genre is jarring but I, as an Event Horizon fan, didn't think it was entirely out of place.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 21:03 |
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Sunshine ruled and the story needed something to get in the way of their Nuke the Sun plan in the final act, sun-crazy killer was a good choice. It was also phenomenally slick that sun-crazy man distorted the picture every time he's on screen, like he's that far disfigured by the sun as to be incomprehensible. Kazak fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Mar 6, 2018 |
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FogHelmut posted:The book was okay but the Matt Damon guy was all purplemonkeydishwasher humor the whole time and I'll just go read Deadpool comics if I want that poo poo. lol all that poo poo was ripped from the book in fact, the movie cut out junk like "Pirate ninjas" or whatever it was from the book.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 21:05 |
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ps the original Solaris is a good space movie
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 21:06 |
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The Solaris book is amazing. Actually just go ahead and read the Hugo/Nebula award winner list.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 21:08 |
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the book was bad because it was written by a STEMlord as a series of bad blog posts, then mashed into a bad book solaris owns (either version)
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 21:14 |
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Dave Concepcion posted:was it this or the other forgettable snorefest interstellar that had parts of the script literally written by the chinese propaganda ministry? I think it was both
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 21:18 |
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Also how does he grow potatoes from cooked potatoes
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 21:19 |
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It was pretty harmless sci-fi and getting wound up over Martian wind is dumb. It's like complaining that gravity (the film) makes no sense because the orbits are way too different and there's not enough delta-v. Yes, but the movie sucks and is boring without it.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 21:37 |
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i didn't see it so much as "engineering science nerd" wank. i saw i more like an episode of survivorman, but on mars. surviving and adapting to different environments is one of the things that humans are very good at
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 21:44 |
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How is it that a wall blew out of his Martian space hovel and he replaced it with a plastic sheet and duct tape?
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 21:48 |
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Rivethead posted:How is it that a wall blew out of his Martian space hovel and he replaced it with a plastic sheet and duct tape? There's no wind to blow it away like on Earth.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 21:49 |
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Rutibex posted:i didn't see it so much as "engineering science nerd" wank. i saw i more like an episode of survivorman, but on mars. surviving and adapting to different environments is one of the things that humans are very good at maybe you missed how every five minutes Matt damnon goes "welp time to science the poo poo out of this, good thing I studied STEM, now here's a five minute explanation of how poop makes potatoes"
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 21:59 |
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its impressive it went from a series of blog posts to a hollywood movie its not that bad, just annoying, id give it a 5.5/10 its no 'metheus
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 22:07 |
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numberoneposter posted:Moon is also way loving better and has real consequences for our dear heroes rather than sciencing up some hashbrowns. Moon was just added to Netflix and is one of Sam Rockwell's best performances, which is saying something. No other Duncan Jones movie has been close to Moon.
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 02:14 |
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Moon is an instant classic which will always be one of my top favs. Prometheus is very pretty poop from a butt.
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 02:20 |
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The book was really good, and it's the only reason the movie did so well. The script was so well done that even Ridley Scott couldn't gently caress it up with his string of lovely movies he's made in the last decade+.
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 02:40 |
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Lindelof needs to die of AIDS.
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 02:50 |
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The actual science stuff was interesting. It would be ok if the jokes weren't big bang theory level terrible. the "well technically I'm a space pirate" line died so hard in the theater I was a little embarrassed.
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MeatwadIsGod posted:Moon was just added to Netflix and is one of Sam Rockwell's best performances, which is saying something. No other Duncan Jones movie has been close to Moon. its the first and only Duncan Jones movie I've seen, I loved it but nothing else's he's done even looks appealing at all to be fair tho he's very early in his career and has only written like 3 movies at all, and is probably doing stuff like warcraft just for money
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dracky posted:The actual science stuff was interesting. It would be ok if the jokes weren't big bang theory level terrible. the "well technically I'm a space pirate" line died so hard in the theater I was a little embarrassed. I like this line. I feel like everyone here is just a bit to cynical these days. just sit back and enjoy a fun romp on mars!
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 14:57 |
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i would rather see a martian potatoes episode of how its made. male narrator only please
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 14:59 |
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If I were trapped on Mars I'd grow some martian weed (weed grown on Mars is red due to the soil, FACT) and just be high 36/11 (or whatever a Martian week is) and set all sort of embarrassing 'firsts' that future schoolkids would have to learn. "Thanks to the lower gravity, you can see from these stains that the first man on Mars was able to spooge nine feet in the air."
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Rutibex posted:I like this line. I feel like everyone here is just a bit to cynical these days. just sit back and enjoy a fun romp on mars! The line was fine in the book, it was just one more throwaway “look at the things this nerd thinks” joke (including aqua man references), but it was really badly delivered in the movie, I agree with previous poster
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 17:20 |
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I hate that he was so wasteful with the ketchup early on, then complained about running out of it later Like come on, I thought planning ahead was your forte bro
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:The line was fine in the book, it was just one more throwaway “look at the things this nerd thinks” joke (including aqua man references), but it was really badly delivered in the movie, I agree with previous poster I didn’t know you learned to read. I thought you just liked looking at pictures in comic books. You’ve given me a lot to think about.
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Kuato posted:I didn’t know you learned to read. I thought you just liked looking at pictures in comic books. You’ve given me a lot to think about. gently caress your rear end in a top hat clothes!
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 19:23 |
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Didn’t this movie win an academy award for comedy?
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 21:32 |
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Eh, it's okay, but it still doesn't top Disney's My Favorite Martian for Marsploitation films. That movie had a talking spacesuit.
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 21:49 |
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KrunkMcGrunk posted:The Martian was a bad book. Yeah even good books often turn into bad movies so just lol @ expecting a movie based on a bad book to not be trash
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:The line was fine in the book, it was just one more throwaway “look at the things this nerd thinks” joke (including aqua man references), but it was really badly delivered in the movie, I agree with previous poster The book sucked because it was fiction that read like it was actually the diary of a scientist who has no idea how to write interesting prose The next book I read after I finished the Martian was Kon-Tiki because I was like "hey why don't I read an adventure story that's true AND written by someone who knows how to write?"
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:19 |
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Half of the movie was just Casey Neistat style vlogging on Youtube.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 06:37 |
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I thought Matt Damon was a poor choice for the role, it felt like I was watching him be “Matt Damon” rather than the character. He’s just not engaging and and it took me out of the story. Another annoying thing was how almost everyone in the film talked in a smarmy, distant sarcastic way, nothing like how people would realistically talk in that situation. Also saying “here’s the rub” over and over again in the cringeworthy vlogs, talking with his mouth full of food. Some weird directing overall from Ridley Scott.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 13:11 |
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I liked it especially the ridiculous ending where he pops his space suit to fly around
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 15:18 |
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Event Horizon even had space weed.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 15:36 |
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The Martian is good Apollo 13 is great
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 16:48 |
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I'd rather watch the Sealab 2021 episode Der Dieb, where Captain Murphy declares Martian law.
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