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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I've read 7 Culture books over the last 3 months and now all other scifi worlds seem primitive and claustrophobic.

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brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

bradzilla posted:

I learned that you can grow potatoes in your poo poo. Pootatoes, if you will :grin:

:wth:

Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice
I wanted a long rear end scene where he makes lube out of alien mucous and then jerks off into a bottle for science reasons. Denied.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Interstellar was pretentious garbage that almost put me to sleep. Everyone at work when it came out was praising it for its theoretical accuracy with the black/worm hole stuff but a lot of it is still super far-fetched, and scientific accuracy isn't relevant to me when I'm watching a movie. It was just a movie that was nice to look at but I don't even remember what the plot was beyond someone jumping into a black hole for questionable reasons.

I didn't like the Martian too much either for similar reasons, except it is more targeted to the "I loving love science" crowd where they use science as a verb and think stuff like "what the bleep do we know" is profound.

lol this guy just called a mainstream blockbuster movie "pretentious"

Dick Jones
Jun 20, 2002

Number 2 Guy at OCP

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

wtf? I thought that was the Jurassic World chick.

They're the same person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQqR8pGYya8&t=158s

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Jessica Chastain creeps me out man

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

jessica chastain sounds like a porn stars name from the 70s

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I read somewhere that she is an asexual weirdo, and I don't trust anyone who doesn't get horny

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

The Martian was a bad book.

for exactly the same reasons OP says the martian was a bad movie

Dumpster person with garbage opinion. ^^^^^^

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

lol this guy just called a mainstream blockbuster movie "pretentious"

I'm not the only one. Just check out a lot of the reviews.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Earth is bad and crap but space so much worse, its awful, can you even breath, it's a coin toss.

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Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

lol this guy just called a mainstream blockbuster movie "pretentious"

it was a pretentious poo poo rear end movie that made idiots think they just experienced minblown.gif irl

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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suck my woke dick posted:

it was a pretentious poo poo rear end movie that made idiots think they just experienced minblown.gif irl

see also: inception. That was also a mainstream blockbuster and it was pretentious as hell.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

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kind of like arrival except arrival has redeeming features that make it not poo poo

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
i fell asleep during arrival and wrote an angry email to amazon about wasting my dollars

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Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

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Supreme Allah posted:

i fell asleep during arrival and wrote an angry email to amazon about wasting my dollars

i said "not poo poo", i didn't say "most exciting awesome movie ever"

yeah I eat rear end posted:

see also: inception. That was also a mainstream blockbuster and it was pretentious as hell.

:agreed:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
i am mentally exhausted by a movie about a ship going through a black hole, my opinions on movies are clearly valid

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Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

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steinrokkan posted:

i think a stupid movie that is tolerable to watch only while high is somehow mentally exhausting, my opinions on movies are clearly valid

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

steinrokkan posted:

i am mentally exhausted by a movie about a ship going through a black hole, my opinions on movies are clearly valid

Do you know what pretentious means

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