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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

there is no point in the martian where i thought matt damon was in any danger at all in fact it seemed like he was really enjoying his time on mars and very pleased with himself.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

well yeah it was actually fulfillment fantasy by the author wishing HE could be trapped on mars and survive by sheer engineering brilliance. does that not sound like a fun time to you?

no it sounds horrible. mars doesn't have air bro

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

science the "poo poo" out of this (growing vegetables)

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

ok the problem with this movie for me is that he's like trapped on mars, right? he's in a deadly situation with his back against the wall, and for him it's the best thing ever. matt damon seems like he is having so much fun in the movie, totally feeling himself like never before, and yet the guy is basically about to die constantly. it's like if castaway featured tom hanks rocking out and having fun all over the beach wearing sunglasses and cracking cold beers with a party dog.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

also it's nerd fanservice, which is pathetic.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Gatekeeper posted:

"only after you lose everything are you free to do anything" - my grandma

when the cosmos goes full Brando and gets you on your belly and you see 'em reaching for the butter, you're not gonna be playing by the rules anymore, you're gonna do any and every thing to survive and life will have meaning again
each teensy moment will feel like your entire after prom week at the Jersey shore - guzzling Jager and Red Bulls and smoking a gravity bong made from a Culligan Man water jug and the hotel room bathtub, plowing Lauren Nucci every night until you BOTH pass out from intoxicated exhaustion, and waking up still inside her and *schloop*ing out of the condom (which stays right where it was) so you can boot in the crapper, take a leak, gargle some Ketel One, then waking Lauren up and seeing if she's heard of "eating rear end" before and giving her the hard sell because it was 2003 and the asseater generation wouldnt even be conceived until after their parents had gotten over 9/11 and could finally gently caress again - the entire after prom week compressed into a single moment, in the blink of an eye

nice

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

jessica chastain sounds like a porn stars name from the 70s

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