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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Dexie posted:

When’s the last time Jeff has been in trouble for drugs or alcohol? Either an arrest or a suspension or whatever?

Saturday.

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Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?




Before that. You know what I meant. :argh:

YeehawMcKickass
Jan 2, 2003

WE WELCOME THE OPPRESSORS
So, here's an interesting thought:

https://prowrestling.net/site/2018/03/12/pruetts-blog-charlotte-flair-vs-asuka-choice-real-main-event-wrestlemania-34/

I'll preface by saying that this is a talking head doing some talking, so take it with however you will. It does bring up an interesting point that Asuka/Charlotte has a serious shot of being the actual best match of the night.

Really, where do you think that match should be on the card?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I believe the match will take place second or third

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Brock vs Roman will be the main, no doubt.
Nakamura vs AJ should be the best match, though Charlotte and Asuka could definitely give it a run for their money as I think both of them are better characters than either AJ or Nakamura.

In terms of running order, I fully expect them to be before both men's main titles.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

DarkstarIV posted:

Kid Rock being inducted into the Hall of Fame only means one thing. The return of Bikertaker at Wrestlemania.

If is is BikerTaker then at least he will get to the ring quicker and save what's left of his knees.

Imagine if he tried that poo poo on the Orlando ramp???

Guy would have flown off an edge into the crowd.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!

pressedbunny posted:

Brock vs Roman will be the main, no doubt.
Nakamura vs AJ should be the best match, though Charlotte and Asuka could definitely give it a run for their money as I think both of them are better characters than either AJ or Nakamura.

In terms of running order, I fully expect them to be before both men's main titles.

Nakamura vs AJ is gonna open and you know it.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/973288469672923138

CM Punk gonna get his rear end kicked again in June.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
imo CM Punk will win with a shoot Go To Sleep.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
I can't wait to see who is both approachable competition for MMA Fighter CM Punk and is also able to be approved to fight by any state licensing board

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

He’s going to fight Cyborg.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Punk should fight Nate Diaz

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

VJeff posted:

imo CM Punk will win with a shoot Go To Sleep.

Shooting might be CM Punk's only chance of winning a real fight.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Gonzo McFee posted:

Shooting might be CM Punk's only chance of winning a real fight.

Ain't MMA a bitch?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Shooting a Go To Sleep should be called an Old Yeller

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
Punk is going to gain a ton of weight and fight Brock as a heavyweight

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Fat CM Punk is something I really want to see

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

piss tape israel posted:

Fat CM Punk is something I really want to see

Corpulent Metabolism Punk

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

sportsgenius86 posted:

Hahahaha this is amazing
I love how Kid Rock is legit Vince's favorite musician

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I guess this is the new Raw intro.

https://twitter.com/paparoach/status/973288259425112065

2 prominent Asuka parts, good job guys.

Takuan
May 6, 2007

Grant DaNasty posted:

https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/973288469672923138

CM Punk gonna get his rear end kicked again in June.

What is CM Punk a coach of, anyways?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Aphrodite posted:

I guess this is the new Raw intro.

https://twitter.com/paparoach/status/973288259425112065

2 prominent Asuka parts, good job guys.

The wrestlers are fine but the music and the graphics are atrocious

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

The wrestlers are fine but the music and the graphics are atrocious

Its not

COME GEH THE GUH THE DRUH OH MAH GENERATION

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Papa roach is still around?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

The_Rob posted:

Papa roach is still around?

they are surprisingly hard to kill

much like a...


whats the word

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Mel Mudkiper posted:

they are surprisingly hard to kill

much like a...


whats the word

Roman Reigns Push

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Codependent Poster posted:

Roman Reigns Push

No you dummy he meant ROACH.

Like the band name?

Jeez.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

fart blood posted:

No you dummy he meant ROACH.

Like the band name?

Jeez.

gently caress, sorry. :(

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

DarkstarIV posted:

I forgot all about this tweet. Is Rusev still the TV champion? I don't remember. Either way, he's a national treasure and I'm mad he isn't pushed more. I hope if he does get pushed eventually though, we get the return of Putintron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DwmrEQAsT4

Putintron Rusev but it’s a face gimmick

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Grant DaNasty posted:

https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/973288469672923138

CM Punk gonna get his rear end kicked again in June.

Can't wait to see CM Punk tap out to the eye lock.

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
I hope Nakamura/Styles gets the WM Bryan/Sheamus treatment because of comedy.

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Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
I hope everyone wins their matches and the crowd goes home happy.

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