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Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007



I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...


Buglord

Are both the time change and fastlane this weekend? Am I really going to lose 5 hours of my weekend for nothing?

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.


This is really, really good.

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Awful/toxic friend Alexa is brutal, but well done. I actually care about a Nia Jax angle for the first time, and right after just being fairly annoyed about how awful she was in the Asuka match, too.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Saint Freak posted:

Are both the time change and fastlane this weekend? Am I really going to lose 5 hours of my weekend for nothing?

Oh god... thanks for that reminder

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Brock, Paul, and Roman are all awful at this point.

cavallingus
Apr 23, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo


SamuraiFoochs posted:

Brock, Paul, and Roman are all awful at this point.
At the very least I will be looking forward to the match to see if Brock either A) no-shows or B) shoots on Roman

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

piss tape israel posted:

At the very least I will be looking forward to the match to see if Brock either A) no-shows or B) shoots on Roman

How loving stupid are people that they think there is literally any chance of either of these things happening?

Also did Brock actually have a family emergency? I haven't been keeping up with the news.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007



So the rumor is the cruiserweights get a tag belt now. Funny that the cruiserweights and women divisions are 90% tag matches with no tag belts. Least we finally get to see some gold around the waist of all those 205 guys who couldnt get on neville's level. I hope it goes to Gallagher and Gulak instead of Kalisto & Friends.

cavallingus
Apr 23, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo


SamuraiFoochs posted:

How loving stupid are people that they think there is literally any chance of either of these things happening?
...calm the gently caress down?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

SAVE_US.SD14


SamuraiFoochs posted:

How loving stupid are people that they think there is literally any chance of either of these things happening?

Also did Brock actually have a family emergency? I haven't been keeping up with the news.

*whispers* no one actually thinks this is going to happen

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

1975 Campeones del Mundo de Completo
#ForzaFailrarri


nice meltdown

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Professor Funk posted:

*whispers* no one actually thinks this is going to happen

There are people who think Asuka legitimately doesn't understand English and thinks all wrestling is a shoot.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Professor Funk posted:

*whispers* no one actually thinks this is going to happen

Well they've thought similar things before including that Brock was shooting on Roman at Mania 31 and still arguing like months after, so....

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

SAVE_US.SD14


Aphrodite posted:

There are people who think Asuka legitimately doesn't understand English and thinks all wrestling is a shoot.

where did you find my fan fictions

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Brock should shoot on Roman.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

a new study bible! posted:

Brock should shoot on Roman.

WWE is PG.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


and people say reality-based booking doesn't work

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

1975 Campeones del Mundo de Completo
#ForzaFailrarri


Brock legit punching Roman was the best part of their match imo.

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.

rare Magic card l00k posted:

This might be a hot take, but a wrestling company can have multiple Mexican people on the roster at the same time.

They can, and already do! But I'm more talking from a perspective that WWE will only push one as the "Latin star" and the other will flounder on the midcard if they even can get on TV.

In that context, Del Rio is terrible and unreliable and insane. But then again, maybe they'll hire him and just use him sparingly or give him the Sin Cara treatment. Whatever

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


The undertaker is bad

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Almanya önde!
Bir başka hedef!
Sonsuz şef Löw için zafer!


DoctorGonzo posted:

i dont give a gently caress about ronda rousey if joanna champion or cyborg arent involved
For the WM match, replace Stephanie with Holly Holm.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

1975 Campeones del Mundo de Completo
#ForzaFailrarri


frankenfreak posted:

For the WM match, replace Stephanie with Holly Holm.

Amanda would also be nice.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


rare Magic card l00k posted:

This might be a hot take, but a wrestling company can have multiple Mexican people on the roster at the same time.

This is the company that passed on Ricochet a few years ago because they already had a flippy guy, Evan Bourne, and they didnít need another.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


Nia is not a very good wrestler, I guess that's all i really have to say about that subject

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


I'm really glad that the audience seems to aggressively not give a poo poo about John Cena or Roman Reigns or Paul Heyman or Brock Lesnar right now because I sure don't.

They're really gonna have Roman call someone a bitch every single week from now to Mania, aren't they.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



achillesforever6 posted:

Ugh Maoism, why would you want to be forced to be a farmer comrade? Eh could be worse, could be trying to make me read their zines like the Trots.

sike that's what I actually am

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



DLC Inc posted:

why does everyone praise Nash for being a loving grifter. like yeah great good for you, making a product worse by exploiting the business, but that doesn't make it more fun to watch for me.

because wrestling in general is a grift run by terrible people, and wwe is run by someone who has done countless awful things for workers

Nash rules because he sees through the system and doesn't take poo poo, while both being good to his fans and doing things like giving the Bucks advice

Big Coffin Hunter fucked around with this message at Mar 6, 2018 around 18:08

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011

Me uni a la Revolucion #RXT


el sabe ...


nash is big, daddy, cool, and sexy

what's not to like?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011

Me uni a la Revolucion #RXT


el sabe ...


also yeah nash had his photo taken with a bunch of older lady fans and got really mad that people made fun of the picture because he's awesome

plus his long-time loyalty and concern for hall over the years (i recall him saying initially he was really worried that ddp was trying to scam hall, and is now thankful for what ddp did)

basically nash is the guy who if you're his friend he's the best friend ever

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somehwere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold


Dear wwe: an email featuring dolph is not going to get me or anyone else to resub to the network

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


https://twitter.com/IAmJericho/stat...092370983878664

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005


achillesforever6 posted:

Ugh Maoism, why would you want to be forced to be a farmer comrade? Eh could be worse, could be trying to make me read their zines like the Trots.

But anyway I think Nia would play a better face than heel because I think she's just too nice to pull off the monster heel gimmick, despite the rumors that she has a huge ego and is refusing to improve and running to the Rock for protection. Would it have been better if she spent a year or two in NXT? Sure, but she is also pretty old.

https://gfycat.com/SlipperyBoldHeifer

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





SamuraiFoochs posted:

Well they've thought similar things before including that Brock was shooting on Roman at Mania 31 and still arguing like months after, so....

I have an exclusive scoop that Brock Lesnar was heard during negotiations saying, and I quote ďIím going to shoot on that bitch just like I did at Wrestlemania 31, but this time I wonít stop with the F5s until heís deadĒ.

Dimebags Brain fucked around with this message at Mar 6, 2018 around 19:05

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know, but you are fucking perfect


Aphrodite posted:

Yeah that's bullshit. At least hit him with a cymbal, come on.

Or hit the cymbal with him!

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Anybody else feeling Sheamus vs. Cesaro for Mania?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



They just posted an open challenge on Twitter for the titles.

Rumor is it's going to be 2 singles guys teaming up and not a tag team.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


VJeff posted:

Anybody else feeling Sheamus vs. Cesaro for Mania?

I can't shake the idea of Hardy/Wyatt.

Phenix Rising
Oct 24, 2005

TOUGH GUUUUUY


Aphrodite posted:

They just posted an open challenge on Twitter for the titles.

Rumor is it's going to be 2 singles guys teaming up and not a tag team.

A challenge for Mania or just a weekly thing like the US Open Challenge?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Phenix Rising posted:

A challenge for Mania or just a weekly thing like the US Open Challenge?

For Wrestlemania.

https://twitter.com/WWESheamus/stat...091369904177153

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Both tag divisions are somehow stale as hell.

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


a new study bible! posted:

Both tag divisions are somehow stale as hell.

i dunno, the uso's are cutting a lot of good promos lately

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